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The Ottoman Empire dissolved after World War I, not World War II. =)
I'm dumber for having read this. Thank you for killing my IQ.
/v/ did this...
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOUR RIGHT! I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BUT THE COINCIDENCES ARE JUST TOO HARD TO IGNORE.
Point Break = Epic Win!
You're forgetting basic quantum theoretical metaphysics. He clearly manifested an alternate reality through acting as "Ted" wherein his character had the ability to move throughout time, thus creating an alternate reality in which he trapped himself back in time. The concurrent rupture caused by this twist in the space-time continuum resulted in the character "Ted" wholly unable to return to the reality as Keanu as he had already returned to this reality when he misread the script in an earlier take, and created a loop.
Simple.
How is it possible that after 100 years or more of practice he still cant act then?
Hey kiddos, it's not because of the fact that Reeves is immortal, it's just the fact that Reeves is the same generic dude from throughout time.
Lame actor is lame, and same actor is same.
This is Hilarious. You should make more of these
Paul Mounet died when he was old...
Arrrgggghhhhhh THE DUMB.....GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
^^^That's what you think...
That's what she said...
The idea is far fetched at best. I think you've seen too many time-travel and science fiction films. BUT, I dare say the grounds for Reeves being related to Mounet in some way are far greater chances. Did he know his grandparents? Or maybe a distant uncle? It's a lot more likely.
Weird stuff, though I find it hard to reconcile anything when bloggers don't find the time to research how to spell "Ottoman" correctly. Also, the ties between Lebanon and France are about as strongly pronounced as those between say, the U.S. and Uruguay.
wow
dude i made this macro, did you find it on 4chan?
The name you can call me is Concord. I have been ordered to attempt to prevent the destruction of the Species that call themselves Humans and All of the lifeforms living on their planet. I cannot forcefully change The human mind. You must find it within yourselves. There is much doubt that you humans are intelligent enough to live peacefully with each other and your planet. The few humans that truly are at peace with Life are brainwashed until they forget how simple it is to Love and care unconditionally. I do not understand why you humans work so hard to destroy your natural born instinct to love and work together with nature without destroying your home.The destruction of your planet can only be stopped by your children. Everyday that passes you fill their minds with the evils created by the Adults until they loose their connection with the universe and forget their not Superior but a equal part of the circle of life. You must stop filling your children minds with The evils Adults pass to each other. Change your ways. The Humans who refuse to change must be destroyed or they will surely destroy your planet.
Was Mounet reported to have been able to actually act? If so despite the coincidences there is no way that they are the same person.
Do you realize that Reeves would have to be over 100 years old to be Mounet? This is dumb. They just look alike.
It's a joke...
Hey Concord. You misspelled lose.
Oh Concord, I guess even aliens have no understanding of grammar. You poor thing.
keanu is from honolulu, hawaii, he has good reason to be ashamed of his background, i would be if i got that BIG. just remember the whole rebirth thing. i know this cuz i'm from hawaii. he only goes wit this story cuz it somewut makes sense, maybe he did come from there......once, died, en was reborn a hawaiian that doesn't even look hawaiian, i mean have u seen his dad, full on moke action! lolz but still i believe it. just waiting for the war
maybe he should go on that new show who do you think you are. I think its celebs that find out about their ancestors... and yes this is idiotic
"Anonymous said...
How is it possible that after 100 years or more of practice he still cant act then?
June 11, 2010 6:16 AM"
I was just thinking the SAME THING!!!!!!
Nice find on those lookalikes. Anyway, the stupid in the comments hurt my brain. People are actually that stupid that they think this is ment to be a fact, not a joke.
Um...WW2 didn't happen around 1920...
Yeah, he's the French guy for sure. That's why he isnt in his late 80s and was in the Bill and Ted movies as a teenager. Yup.
Sometimes years pass before a soul reincarnates. You speak as angry people. Concord is right. Where is your love?
Every word you speak creates yor future. Speak wisely.
This is halerious. To those who believe it: I look like meryl streep but that doesnt make me meryl streep. Dumb and dumber.
Anonymous said...
This is halerious. To those who believe it: I look like meryl streep but that doesnt make me meryl streep. Dumb and dumber.
June 13, 2010 4:21 AM - lolugay
Well...he is the Chosen One, right? LMAO
They don't really look all that much alike. France has had control over many other countries and territories in the past (and still does), how is that a connection? Clearly you are desperately grasping at straws to fulfill a ridiculous fantasy only plausible in your own mind.
Well, how does this make the 2nd and 3rd Matrix-Movie any more interesting? What if he's a Zombie, who cares as long as he keeps on shooting crap movies.
Except for the fact that he couldn't grow a full beard when he was in Much Ado About Nothing in 1993... and Mounet obviously didn't have that problem.
Pretty sure this was a joke ppl...get a life
He moved to Canada not the USA after leaving Lebanon
To Anon:
Fail on /v/
If I'm correct, and I am, it is /b/ that is what you intended to reference; I am not however, recommending anyone to 4chan...enter at your own risk..
hes canadian. may have been born in lebanon but grew up in canada.
If that were true, he'd be a better actor by now.
If that were true, he'd be a better actor by now.
nice try...
I want more. Maybe he is the ONE lol!!!
He grew up in Canada and went to my elementary school...so no, he is not the same person as this french nub!
he is actually born in Canada, my sister use to be his neighbor
why would an immortal actor have no talent?
'shopped
Dear Concord: "Everyday that passes you fill their minds with the evils created by the Adults until they loose their connection with the universe and forget their not Superior but a equal part of the circle of life." - ALL YOUR FAIL ARE BELONG TO ME. It should be: Every day (two words) that passes, (comma) you fill their minds... lose (not loose--to lose means to not have any longer, to loose means to let go or not hang on as tightly) their connection...forget they're (they are) ...an (not a) equal part of the circle of life. Oh, and no need to capitalize the word 'Adults.' For anyone who doesn't know, ... is an ellipse that is used to indicate words deliberately left out.
He is Neo. He was perfect for & in that role. Quit knocking him.
I am absolutely convinced this must be true. In 50 years Keanu will have to fake his death again and become somebody else. I would advise him to do a better job erasing his trail next time.
Concord, one thing.
Obvious troll is obvious.
I am convinced. he is immortal. i'm not gonna do anything about it, though.
I stumbled in but can't stumble out. Way to keep me here dick.
You would think he would have learned to act by now.
besides all of the holes that other ppl pointed out, keanu reeves was a teenager in "bill & ted's excellent adventure" so he can't be an old guy
FYI: According to this bio: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000206/bio he was born in Lebanon. He did spend time in NYC and Toronto. His NAME is Hawaiian, but he is not from Hawaii.
my god this is outstanding research..now die
OMG so you are saying that Keanu Reeves is an immortal vampire.
What a load of Tosh!
he's the highlander
Take his head, gain his power. There can be only one.
Du people look like other people sometimes are the same people herp derp
He created Twilight the movie...
Maybe that one dude just had a kid.
Awesome! If this were true, then how is he still so young?
keanu isn't french though...OR lebonese.
This must be true! Great proof :D I knew it!
This can not be true: if it was, Keanu would be a better actor with all those years of experience.
Imagine that two people born in the same region might look alike.
wow, i actually want to punch some of you in the face.
all this years and he still can't learn how to act? amazing
This only proves that Keanu needs to buy a new suit - it looks like he is wearing the same one in both the '94 and '08 pictures...
Maybe Keanu has lived so long he has decided to have some fun and see how badly he can act and still have a career... Or maybe ha has acted so long that he has become bored with all forms of human expression... so many possibilities....
waw, osem!
greetings from sLOVEnia, :-)
george
oh lord... so many dumb people that can't understand a joke...
Keanu doesn't even have an accent. -.-
Chuck Norris is immortal
see i would totally believe this, except how did mister paul mounet get to the name keanu reeves? it's rather unconventional, especially compared to his original generic 'paul'. that is the part that doesn't make sense to me. the rest of the logic is sound though.
I totally believe all that is true..there are only so many molds that are used to make us!
there a comic series called the immortals that touches on that mold thing you mention there... also if it were true, i suppose there was enough time in between his prolific acting careers to learn how to speak with an american accent, or canadian, whatever the case may be...
ILLUMINATI
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Something that is even more strange is that Keanu Reeves moved from Lebanon to Canada, where they speak - yeah, French and English.
the only hole in this theory is that keanu is possibly the worst actor of all time. you would think someone who is immortal would improve over time and be outstanding . . . like legolas with a bow and arrow. furthermore, a immortal human being would want to stay out of the limelight as to not bring attention to himself. not parade around and have his secret revealed.
ALL YOUR FAIL ARE BELONG TO US
If you are going to pull someone up on their spelling and grammar, learn the difference between an ellipse and an ellipsis. Douche.
Ellipsis (plural ellipses; or "three little points of suspension"; from the Greek: ἔλλειψις, élleipsis, "omission") is a mark or series of marks that usually indicate an intentional omission of a word in the original text.
In geometry, an ellipse (from Greek ἔλλειψις elleipsis, a "falling short") is a plane curve that results from the intersection of a cone by a plane in a way that produces a closed curve.
It's a shame that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure totally disproves any bullshit you're trying to prove.
What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point did you even come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this site is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
once you reach max level, you stop leveling
So he's been alive for over 100 years, and yet he can only act the same way in every movie? Poor investment in immortality Mounet. This article was a good laugh. Thank you.
Looks about 10 years older in the two photos. Where does the immortal tag come into it?
ooopps sorry your wrong. did he look like he was around in 1920 when he did the bill and ted movies?
he is....the one
biggest thing they share is looks. ever think that maybe he's just a long lost relative?
haha good find stumbled on this.
It depends, was Mounet also a really bad actor?
its even more astounding how retarded you are.
ww2 did not end in the 20s
Just like to say apparently Reeves is English, Hawaiian, Chinese, and Portuguese....Just saying
This might convince people if there were no pictures/videos of either of them in childhood, but reality kinda puts a damper on that
the dumb... it hurts
One would hope that after ~80 years he could have learned to show so emotion while acting.
I'm pretty sure this has been said, but if keanu reeves had about 100 years acting experience he would probably have at least a bit of skill to show for it. 100 years old maybe not but i will believe hes made of wood.
Ive know it for years.
DUH!! Surely he will invent the time machine and go back to france and die AS Paul Mounet. Is obvious!
I think you underestimate my ability to ignore things
maybe this is the MOST stupid thing i have ever commented on
forensicmamma said it best, i am dumber for reading this, thank you for killing my iq
agreed. This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Looks like Paul Mounet was at least capable of growing an actual beard.
WHOA IM KEANU REEVES I KNOW KUNG FU
Posicionamiento web at least this is #%^ strange
fail. sad, sad fail.
This made my brain poot and squeak a little.
You people don't understand that this is meant to be a joke. The person who created this obviously was joking. It's the product of 4chan and too much free time.
Calm down.
He is a Naturalized Canadian born in Beirut. End of story. Fun story though! Canada Rules!!!
He just hasn't appeared to of aged because he has no emotion.
How truthful are these new shocking revelations?
:/ fail. Worst stumble ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnJt9p-sHho
yes, the evidence is astounding. After nearly a century, Paul Mounet hasn't aged a day, and had actually become WORSE at acting. Gotta love science.
Eddies in the space time continuum.
Is he?
It's so funny to see you guys get so worked up about something that is supposed to be a joke not a fact. The thing is you say this is so stupid, but it not supposed to be real or true just some coincidence that the two actors look alike. You people are stupid for taking this as a guy trying to make a real point about how Keanu is a old ass actor.
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hahaha this just made my freaking day!!! =D
'Beirut throughout history has had strong ties with Europe'
Yeah, they must be the same person then.
Ah Grasshopper, does Keanu practice eastern religions in which his spirit is returning in search of perfection? Unfortunately, from what I've heard from at least one that met him and a couple interviews ... he's distant and cold ... so he's got a few more lifetimes to travel. ;-)
Reeves is supoused to have been an actor?! yeah right... so when did he lose his acting skills? ;)
dip me in ketchup
Here is another strange fact for thos of you that believe he may be a vampire. "Keanu" means the coldness in Hawaiian.
horcruxes. its gotta be hrocruxes
ww2 ended in the 20s? and it resulted in the fall of the ottoman empire?! wow i guess you learn something new every day.....fail. so much fail....so much fail.
Joe said...
Weird stuff, though I find it hard to reconcile anything when bloggers don't find the time to research how to spell "Ottoman" correctly.
I say...
There's only one way to spell "Ottoman", so you'd be better off not using the word "Correctly".
Paul Monet looks a lot more like Johnny Depp in the first picture, actually.
. . . and he was a hockey goalie. That proves he's not from France. No one from France can play hockey worth beans.
OMG you're right! Two people look like each other! it's infallible.
Both are actually the latest assumed names of Casca Rufio Longinus who drove his spear into the chest of Christ circa 33 AD.
pretty much everyone that posted on this is a dumbass, so i guess i am even a dumbass for pointing it out.
http://www.flixster.com/photos/keanu-reeves-a-very-young-keanu-11418375
He was young once, LOL.
if it was true, i wish he had used the past 90 years to become a bit of a better actor...
if he was immortal, you'd think the f^cker could have learned hot to act!
if he really was immortal....i think he would be way better at acting.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
COMMENTS ARE BETTER THAN POST
He's from Canada.
...hes not immortal DERP he got killed by robots for the good of all mankind....in the future...my god....mounet--->reeves--->neo???
Or maybe his is a distant relative that happens to have his same looks and acting ability. Naw that is just crazy and stupid of me what was I thinking shoot me!
Or maybe his is a distant relative that happens to have his same looks and acting ability. Naw that is just crazy and stupid of me what was I thinking shoot me!
To all those that say this is improbable because he was young in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure": I say nay, it is true. If you have watched "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", you may have noticed that the character "Benjamin Button" has a rare disease that causes his body to age in reverse. From that scientific proof, one can only come to the conclusion that Keanu Reeves' body had aged backwards until he was very young and then it switched back to normal aging. Believe!
P.S. His lack of acting skills is the result of the brain damage that occurred through the reversed aging process.
hes a vampire!!!
^^^ I knew it!
I believe this person is dead on.
Hey everyone. This is Keanu Reeves. I do not appreciate these vulgar statements of me being an immortal or a vampire. However, the elephant from Jupiter comment is true. It is now my orders to DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!
They really don't look that similar dude
OBVIOUSLY Paul found the fountain of youth, then moved to Canada. lolz
I find it hard to trust any source that can't even proofread correctly. For example: "No body was every found"...? I think there's an extra letter in "ever". And that's just the first typo.
DORIAN GRAY
Fill the other 60 years and ill believe you.
If this was true, he would be able to act.
just thought I would point this out, The Ottoman Empire couldn't have dissolved after WW2 but before Mounet's Death. Why? Because Mounet died in 1922, and WW2 started in 1938
lol....lets wait for 20 more yrs..... :D Every thing would be crystal clear
holy smoke! he's immortal! lmao
u gays, i mean guys n gals who call peops out for grammer spelling etc are lame & boring as f%$£. We all have no lives for reading and commenting on these blogs but the spell checking prefects should go hump their english prof some more
Do some people not get that this is a joke? I love it...they think they're being all clever and skeptical by "rejecting" this joke idea...which ironically makes them seem a bit slow..
I remember the movies where he was and looked younger....but the resemblance with the other guys is quite stunning