Grammar pwnage

Thursday, June 24, 2010


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48 comentarii:

Sottolineamento said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Unknown said...

Awesome, hehe

Ouroborus said...

The OP is wrong anyway. They're saying "must've" (the contraction of "must have"), not "must of".

Anonymous said...

First comment, "I have never confused the to". Should be two. And "their just asking to get there" should be their again, retard

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous They were using incorrect spelling on purpose to be funny. L2sarcasm.

Anonymous said...

derp

Anonymous said...

Man, some of these commenters are dense.

Anonymous said...

I love it that "goddammit" is a misspelling! It's probably just me, though.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, goddamnit is the proper spelling.

Anonymous said...

Yes finally someone got the right spelling ... -.-
Most people these days on the internet don't know what English is, but even in spoken language, grammar's a bitch to some apparently.

Anonymous said...

"Damnit" isn't a word. The word is "dammit." Or you can say "damn it" when damning something. Otherwise the expletive is "dammit." The spellchecker even threw a squiggly red line under "damnit." Lrn2English.

Anonymous said...

every one here is a retard my god, i lost count off the speling mistakes!

Anonymous said...

huh, their are alot of people on here who cant seem too grasp basic grammer.

Anonymous said...

I feel....sad

Anonymous said...

Their are alot of people who don't find the tasks they preform on the internet important enough to take time out concentrating on spelling and grammar. I realize it shouldn't take extra time to write the language you speak properly, but I suppose its the fault of North American education systems... I mean, the more English becomes geared towards "creative writing" and "self expression" the less refined grammar becomes.

Anonymous said...

L2 funny timiz

Anonymous said...

I can spell, I went to community college and even almost graduated, therefore im edumicated. What grammer?

Anonymous said...

you mean there really are people out there that care about internet spelling that much!!???

Anonymous said...

It's not so much that the educational system is failing (and I'm not saying that it isn't), but texting is destroying it one lol at a time.

Anonymous said...

Damn people on here talk as if they know grammar yet they still make the simple mistake of mixing up their there, they're, and theirs.

Anonymous said...

Somebody should of aksed what's worst, bad grammer or a complete lack of a sense of humor?

Anonymous said...

xD should have :)

Anonymous said...

It's worse, not worst.

Anonymous said...

Yes, the word is "dammit", not "damnit". "God damn it" is a correct phrase, if you mean to say, "may God curse this thing", but "Goddammit" is also a valid expletive. On the other hand, "Goddamnit" isn't a word, and the phrase "God dammit" is incorrect, although it won't show on a spell-check as both individual words are correctly spelled. The OP is correct.

But of course grammar doesn't matter on the *internet*, as a few people have revealed in the comments. Helping your Uncle Jack off his horse is no different from helping your uncle jack off his horse, and surely none of the hundreds of thousands of people who use the internet would possibly get the wrong impression just because you ignored pointless things like capitalization, commas, and spelling. Even if they do misinterpret you painfully or hilariously, who cares? It's not like you have any important opinions you might *want* them to understand.

Anonymous said...

lik dude wtf u dun even nd 2 be that smrt 2 b abil 2 spel. its pritty eesy rly. jist commin scense, wtf

Anonymous said...

The other person used the wrong there.

He should have said "Well, they're just asking..."

Just sayin!

Anonymous said...

"Their are alot of people who don't find the tasks they preform on the internet important enough to take time out concentrating on spelling and grammar"
It's funny because you said their and alot. I can't figure out if you did it on purpose or not. I'm thinking not.

Anonymous said...

A white guy says this is how were supposed to speak, so i guess thats what we have to do. god forbid our language ever became diversified. I might be incorrect but at least i'm not unoriginal.

Anonymous said...

Interestingly, NO ONE realizes that punctuation lies within the quote, not outside it. For example, "My dog ate my homework."

Anonymous said...

guise
speeling is not the samne as gramer

Anonymous said...

Actually, Ouroborus is correct

"The OP is wrong anyway. They're saying "must've" (the contraction of "must have"), not "must of"."
Although, as pointed out, the pwnage comes from the guy that tortures the Grammar Nazi w/"to" and "you're"
Still some funny shit, including all the comments trying to correct other comments incorrectly. Good times w/stupid people. Yay.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, the guy can not spell two? That is pathetic.

BoBurMoM said...

YES!! How stupid are you? Those were intended grammar mistake's.


This is the age of Degradation.

Anonymous said...

trol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol, trol lol lol lol lol hahaha

Anonymous said...

Did he died?

Anonymous said...

Reading the grammar mistakes in the comments made me rage.

Muphry said...

Oh, well. Muphry's law, I supose.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Interestingly, NO ONE realizes that punctuation lies within the quote, not outside it. For example, "My dog ate my homework."

Unless I am quoting part of a sentence like, "NO ONE realizes that punctuation lies within the quote", and feel I need to continue my sentence.

Horrible sentence aside you are correct, sir.

BitternTwisted said...

Well, just how much fun is this!

A completely made up "joke" which isn't funny to begin with made to look even less so by dozens of people like me with nothing better to do with our time than waste it commenting about people who think they are funny but are in fact about as funny as cancer.

Mr Blue and Mr Orange are either one individual or friends/acquaintances who thought they were intelligent enough to play the old grammar-nazi-gets-his-comeuppance-on-farcebook game.

Well I must've missed missed the joke somewhere along the line.

Anonymous said...

Obviously there are plenty of people who care about grammar. Otherwise, this thread wouldn't exist. If you want to make some stupid smart ass comment, find neo-nazi website or something. Get a life, man. It's Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand O_o ... You silly Grammar people.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what's just as annoying as people's inability to use proper grammar and spelling? People's inability to recognize and understand sarcasm/satire. Case in point: at least half the comments on this thread. For goodness' sake...

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous said...

Interestingly, NO ONE realizes that punctuation lies within the quote, not outside it. For example, "My dog ate my homework."

Unless I am quoting part of a sentence like, "NO ONE realizes that punctuation lies within the quote", and feel I need to continue my sentence.

Horrible sentence aside you are correct, sir.



...Wrong. The comma still goes inside the quote.

Anonymous said...

A coconut out my window forever! Wow, thanks dad!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous defending Ouroborus:
Still no. The first person in the picture clearly says the internet; this states that the "must of's" spoken of are clearly in the form of text and thus can only be viewed as "must of," not "must've" as implicated by Ouroborus and clearly, he's an idiot.

Anonymous said...

My faith in humanity has never been at a lower ebb than when reading these comments.

Anonymous said...

Wow I cannot believe I just read through all of these comments. You guys are great and I had many lolz.

Anonymous said...

wait, so was the blue guy joking?

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