Sexy geeky conversation

Monday, May 17, 2010

I met a cute, geeky girl in a bar and exchanged these texts later that evening:
Me: I can't believe you know about SEO

Her: Turn you on? :)

Me: Definitely optimizes my engine.

Her: That's only because you have a good conversion rate.

Me: You're welcome to clickthrough.

Her: I'm afraid you may be a black hatter. Not a fan of interlinking.

Me: Too bad. I'd like to Bing.

Her: Well you are good at latent semantic indexing...

Me: Fuck, this is getting technical

Her: Are you cloaking?

Me: Well, I'm certainly not keyword stuffing

Her: I'm enjoying your splash page :)

Me: Then crawl it

Her: Not enough content in the meta data

Me: Not sure if you just called me an idiot or said I had a small penis

Her: No, just your content hasn't been indexed yet. Simply happens to be very dynamic... in a very good way :)

Me: I'm not into backlinks though so don't try anything

Her: I can't figure out the translation...

Me: Anal.
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