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jesus christ thats scary mental imagery
ummm, she should be freaked out....
Only a true psychopath could convince someone close to him that he is not a psychopath...so I'm guessing you won't have any trouble with that.
So... what happens next?
He spelled 'knew' wrong.
Is it bad that I noticed the "new"/"knew" confusion first, too?
Oh god, that's just sick. I mean the only thing worse would be if someone did the same thing, but with the heads of the Family Circus kids. I mean good lord, where would someone find something like that? Is there a website of some kind. I'm gonna go search for it...
strange i got a hard on! but i dont like cats weird right?
WAT
psycho troll is psycho
What the bejesusing f*ck? I laughed the whole time I was reading this. This guy needs professional help, and incidentally he's a terrible writer.
My favorite line:
"...looking satisfied like a man who has just run a mile and is rewarding himself with a slice of pie." Most ridiculous simile ever.
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He needs to be put down.
That was hilarious, great writing and funny too. I felt I was on an exploration of the bizarre. It demonstrates the power of a writer to take the reader to unknown worlds. To show them lunar landscapes of the mind, the dark unknown side of the moon. The writer did none of these things in reality but allowed you, the reader the possibility to examine your feelings and emotions as if he had and you were the voyeur through a darkened window.
Next time, do suicide first.
Awesome, original, imaginative and cocky, I give it 2 fully erect thumbs. You should post the rest, they would make a great website or blog. Oh and get the girlfriend a Garfield mask, If she's the right girl for you, she should let you act them out. As far as new/knew How many real books have you people read? Everyone of those has been picked apart by countless editors, and they all seem to be printed with numerous spelling and grammatical errors, so don't worry about it.
I'M SPEECHLESS
keep your day job
keep your day job
keep your day job
keep your day job
Scary, yet funny. Scary because his mind can conceive such things, funny because it seems deliberate and unreal.
I don't know if it's real, good God I hope it's not real.
TL;DR
Run, girlfriend! Run for the freaking hills!
i think you have repressed homosexuality
Obvious troll is obvious troll
I don't know which is more pathetic: Yahoo trolls, or people who think Yahoo trolls are funny.
Wow... Disturbing.
I was on the floor after reading this, you are seriously messed up. You should probably seek professional help.
I'm not seeing the issue here, just looks like good ol' porn to me.
Rule 34.
eh, you're fine. Everyone has oodles of cartoon beastiality laying around. I myself jam daffy ducks mouth while goofy laps up my buttsweat. Then with one arm, I punch minnie mouse in the nose and push her head down to ravage herself. Totally normal.
http://i.imgur.com/94719.gif
Along the same lines.
Nothing wrong here. It all checks out with me. Stay the course, buddy!
this seems like an obvious troll post.