Useless guard dog

Britain's most useless guard dog 'sacked' after sleeping through pub's only burglary in 12 years:

Raiders took hundreds of pounds worth of alcohol and stole cash from a quiz machine and charity boxes while Taz slept upstairs.

The hapless hound, a Doberman Alsatian cross, was bought by its owners in 1998 to patrol the Dartmouth Arms in Dartmouth, Devon.

But when thieves struck and ransacked the property in the early hours of Sunday, Taz slept through the entire break-in.

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