Serial prankster arrested

Hoaxer claimed rape by whale:

A BRAZEN prankster claimed he had been RAPED by a WHALE and gave his name as BEN DOVER during one of many hoax 999 calls.

Serial time-waster Daniel Hammond made nuisance calls for eight months, telling busy emergency operators he lived in DOCTOR WHO'S TARDIS in Suck My **** Lane in Swanley, Kent.

On one occasion he reported his manhood had fallen off because he had smoked too much weed and was struggling to have sex.

Another time the lanky 21-year-old impersonated SADDAM HUSSEIN and claimed he had hidden a bomb on a train, magistrates in Sevenoaks, Kent, heard yesterday.

When quizzed about his threats he shouted abuse down the phone and called them "w*****s".

Magistrates heard the prankster was caught when he dialled 999 to report threats he claimed he was receiving, and cops recognised his mobile phone number.

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