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Monday, January 4, 2010

From Craigslist: Seduce My Son! - mw4w - 20 (SF/Bay Area):
My 20 y/o son is home from college. He's a great kid, attactive and well-liked, but he's also never had a girlfriend. I think he'd have more confidence if he could lose his virginity by getting wild with an *older* woman. I'm sure he's super horny; from looking at the socks and towels in his room, I think he's going for a masturbation record. You should be attractive, but I'm open to different ages and body types.

I will not participate, but I would like to invite you over under the premise that we know each other. I'll leave you alone after that and we can let nature take its course. He really is terrific and handsome, so this should be fun for everyone. Safe play only.

What can I offer you in return? Well, if breaking in a kid is all you're looking for, then we're all set. If you want more, I'm bi and considered quite a MILF. I could fool around with you separately if there's mutual attaction, or perhaps we could entertain a male friend of yours. The possibilities are endless!
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