Cat sitting for $25
Friday, October 16, 2009
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Would they involve power tools? Or dildos? Maybe they would benefit from a couple bong hits from a bong big enough to put them in the chamber of. Maybe put them in a bird cage with a wire bottom, no tray, so no matter where they look, all they see is cage, not how it's held there because you'll use tiny wires.
If it's an apartment, then you can strap little parachutes to them, if you're really creative you could make them remote controlled, and make sure people have a chance to see the flying cats.
For just a little fun, fill the bathtub about halfway, then bring the cat in. It will know there is water in the tub, cats are psychic about these things, and will try to leave the bathroom. You have to get out while keeping the cat in there. Now you take that string of firecrackers left over from chinese new year, light it, and toss it in there. Now go get a towel, because the cat will have landed in the tub at some point in it's panic.
Now slip in there and try to dry the cat off before it escapes and ruins something in the home.
If you can find the other one, put it through the same procedure, so any personality changes are in both of them. They'll calm down, and you'll never be asked to care for them again.
omg OCD!