Cat wrapped in duct tape
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Somebody put a macro on this picture:

The ones that did this are in trouble. Reward offered after cat duct-taped:

The ones that did this are in trouble. Reward offered after cat duct-taped:
The cat was found in a yard along the 2200 block of Edgley Street in Philadelphia.
Vets and nurses at the Pennsylvania SPCA removed the duct tape and the cat is doing very well.
The SPCA is offering a $1,000 reward to anyone who provides information leading to a conviction of the person or persons responsible.
2 comentarii:
Does M. Vick have an alibi?
Lets run down the list of usual suspects:
1) stoners. Nope, too much effort
2)satanists. Nope, no upside-down pentagrams and goat's blood.
3) liberals. Nope, no Obama stickers.
4) conservatives. Nope, I mean, the cat is still alive, after all.
5) goths. Nope, the duct tape is still silver, not black like their souls.
6) rednecks. Nope, no rebel flags.
7) Commies. Nope, too individualistic.
8) hippies. Nope, the cat was duct taped, not playing guitar and singing.
9) jocks. Nope, the cat was not punted or made fun of in ways that only make sense to jocks.
10) cheerleaders. Nope; vicious as they may be, there would be hearts and school spirit decoration on the duct tape.
11) murlocs. Nope, as much as we would like to blame them, the cat was still in one piece, and there is no useless candle with the loot.
12) Freddy, Jason, Michael. Nope; see above explaination, minus the candle comment.
After eliminating the usual suspects, I have come to the conclusion that it was, in fact, the dog.