Confessions of a teenage vampire

Friday, August 14, 2009

How do I tell my parents I'm a vampire?

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15 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

wow that is scary

Anonymous said...

Tell them with a Song!

Anonymous said...

ok. im a vamp. and that doesnt happen i love the sun and i surf. ya i have problems stomiching cooked meals sometimes but not all the time. heres the thing. just try to show sighns if worse comes to worse they will try to "excersices" u which isnt realy, ive been to church with my freinds before the closest to sick i get is bored. most of it is in ur head honey. her email me here [email protected]. i want to help u out ok? :) the names jordan.

Anonymous said...

honestly thats just sad. she needs her head checked.

maybe she's allergic to meat? how bout that? and she might just like the taste of blood. and she's prob just allergic to incense that they have in church

Anonymous said...

well, Im a vampire too, and I've been human once so i guess its just the matter of change and how you can cope with it

dfdfs said...

blame it on Twilight

Anonymous said...

thats creepy. i just think you should be real to your mom and dad, just say wat you think needs to be said

Anonymous said...

I love twilight, but, i know i'm not a vampire

Anonymous said...

I agree with the second comment. Songs lighten everythng up. -thumbs up-

Anonymous said...

im not a vampire but i love the taste of blood and the sun and stuff botherst me alittle church practicly bores me to death :p i think its all in your head if you go around telling people ur a vampire there gonna put u in a strait jaket

Anonymous said...

ok one you cant be a vampire because you do not crave animal blood because thats twightlight crap and you would never admit your a vampire to any one if you were second the sun thing is does not hurt or even bother you 2cd the church thing might be true cuz vampires do not belong to god they arnt his creation if there even is a god but serious please get help cuz i know the sighns of a real vampire and your not one sorry

Katie said...

How can you guys just say your a vampire without the proof. I mean i love vampire stuff you should see my room, but i wouldn't go on the internet read a post about vampire stuff and say "Oh, i'm a vampire to!" you can't say that unless you got the proof. If you can give me proof about it email me, [email protected]

Unknown said...

Ur not a vampire at least not a real one...youre probably just sanguine or just insane.....heres a test if u can drink a pint of fresh blood without getting sick...there could be a possibility.but the whole holy church thing is all in ur head its just a virus that changes ur body from a omnivore to a haemovore(a blood drinker/eater).oh and theres nothing wrong with a cooked meal if u keep ur system in check gud luck..J.

Anonymous said...

there is an actual disease that causes both a craving for blood and a sensitivity to sunlight. i believe it has to do with how your body processes iron - but don't quote me on that. you need a doctor, not an exorcist.

Anonymous said...

meat cook rare is not bad. the japanease eat raw fish.
the sun thing could be a disease.
church is boring for most.
I say go to a doctor. No one's going to put you in a straight jacket. I don't know what it is called but there's a mind disorder that makes you feel sick or makes you think you're sick for no real reason.

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