Chinese man gets a 16 inch pipe stuck in his face

And he jams it out himself. The Sun:

A MAN walked into casualty with a TAP and 16inches of pipework sticking into his eye.

Yi Zhao, 57, was impaled on the plumbing after slipping in the bath.

Firemen cut him free, but he was kept waiting for three hours by hospital doctors who even called out a PLUMBER.

Zhao got so fed up he eventually pulled out the pipework himself in Chongqing, China.

His sight was saved. Zhao said: “I was tired of waiting and they just kept talking. I felt I could stand the pain.”