Nine-year-old's book about how to get chicks
Friday, December 5, 2008
He's only 9 but he knows plenty about how to pick up girls. He's so good at it that he wrote a book about it actually. And it must be pretty good too, since everyone is talking about it.
Over a few Shirley Temples yesterday at Langan's on West 47 Street, Alec said that he culled his wisdom by peeking at his peers at play.He must be a genius.
"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."
"It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry."
He advises, "The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don't let them get to you."
He believes the best way to approach a girl is to keep it to a simple "hi."
"If I say hi and you say hi back, we're probably off to a good start," he said. - Link
You can get a copy of this awesome and revolutionary book - here
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3 comentarii:
it's a bit creepy
-turd ferguson
I don't know whether to think this is awesome, terrifying, or just unhealthy...
actually i find these lines corrects