Get paid for storing nuclear waste in your home

It's possible. With Cash4-Nuclear-Waste-Storage, you can make $1,200 a month for every 100 pounds of vitrified radioactive waste you store on your own property. No limit per customer!

It's simple! In two weeks you will personally sign for a specially-delivered package containing up to 100 lbs of vitrified radioactive waste materials. It is recommended that you store this within a dry, airtight bunker with 6-foot concrete walls, located well above the water table in a location where it will not be disturbed by humans for 2 million years. Then sit back and enjoy a check for $1,200 a month – forever! Got extra room? The shortage of nuclear waste storage sites ensures that as long as you keep your address, the United States government will always be your reliable trading partner. Higher rates may be available for transuranic isotopes.