English sentences
Monday, November 17, 2008
Real sentences used by American college students collected by a teacher at Catonsville Community College:
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“Keith helps me to have good self-a-steam.”
“For example, one homeless person lives under a bride in Lanham, Md.”
“Including snakes, most people consume six meals a day.”
“The French benefits of this job are good.”
“Jogging on a woman’s ovaries can be dangerous to her health.”
“Jogging is excellent exercise anywhere, but I prefer to jog in a warm climax.”
“It’s good I’m doing something with my self; Therefore, I can do better in the foochure.”
“People who murder a lot of people are called masked murderers.”
“I was absent on Monday because I was stopped on the Beltway for erotic driving.”
“The person was an innocent by standard, who just happened to be the victim of your friend’s careless responsibility.”
“Society has moved toward cereal killers.”
“Some people use bad language and is not even aware of the fact.”
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“Benjamin Franklin discovered America while fling a kite.”
“Christopher Columbus sailed all over the world until he found Ohio.”
“Christopher Columbus discovered America while sailing in Spain.”
“Romeo and Juliet exchanged their vowels.”
“Willie Loman put Biff on a petal stool.”
“Many attempt to blame Kurt Schmoke for the decline in the population, yet Donald Schaefer suffered the same oral deal.”
“Another effect of smoking is it may give you cancer of the thought.”
“The children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples.”
“Christopher Columbus sailed all over the world until he found Ohio.”
“Christopher Columbus discovered America while sailing in Spain.”
“Romeo and Juliet exchanged their vowels.”
“Willie Loman put Biff on a petal stool.”
“Many attempt to blame Kurt Schmoke for the decline in the population, yet Donald Schaefer suffered the same oral deal.”
“Another effect of smoking is it may give you cancer of the thought.”
“The children of lesbian couples receive as much neutering as those of other couples.”
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“Keith helps me to have good self-a-steam.”
“For example, one homeless person lives under a bride in Lanham, Md.”
“Including snakes, most people consume six meals a day.”
“The French benefits of this job are good.”
“Jogging on a woman’s ovaries can be dangerous to her health.”
“Jogging is excellent exercise anywhere, but I prefer to jog in a warm climax.”
“It’s good I’m doing something with my self; Therefore, I can do better in the foochure.”
“People who murder a lot of people are called masked murderers.”
“I was absent on Monday because I was stopped on the Beltway for erotic driving.”
“The person was an innocent by standard, who just happened to be the victim of your friend’s careless responsibility.”
“Society has moved toward cereal killers.”
“Some people use bad language and is not even aware of the fact.”
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I live not too far from Catonsville. These sentences don't surprise me at all. LOL.