No more Vodka

Here's an email I have received:

In an ongoing effort to find you a better way to drink, we wanted to warn you of something we’ve noticed recently in several top bars, restaurants and clubs: vibe-killing, stereotypical, continual robotic consumers of a flavorless, odorless, colorless spirit called vodka.

These robotic individuals (let’s call them vodkabots for short) drink their super-duper ultra-premium, ten times distilled and ten times filtered vodka on their way to wrecking your night out!

In an effort to help you identify these dreaded vodkabots, we’ve created a website that identifies the most flagrant offenders and their heinous nightlife crimes.

The End of Vodka