25-year-old virgin wants to get laid

Monday, October 13, 2008

So, here's the story - I'm 25, and to this date, have never been laid. Yes, it's sad, but it's true. The whole story, however, is far more interesting than just the lack of sex.

When I was 21, I was engaged to be married to a woman I thought I would be with for the rest of my life, and the two of us had chosen to wait until marriage to have sex so we could share something special with each other. But when I was 22, just six months before our wedding, I discovered that she had been cheating on me and sleeping with another man. Needless to say, I was crushed. For the last 3 years I haven't really been able to bring myself to start dating again as the pain of that betrayal still runs deep inside of me. But as a man, the overwhelming urge to have sex is just starting to get to be too much for me to handle, and so I made a bet with one of my very hot (but also very platonic) female friends - if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

Help the guy out, she's hot... (current stats: 966090 visitors, since Oct. 1)
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13 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

you're not going to make it

Anonymous said...

maybe you'll get to be a sex slave :)

Anonymous said...

Nice story but a little bit too "clisee" if you know what I mean.... Anyway, help get a million dollars by donations :) and I will help you get laid :)) or be her servant instead of you :P

Anonymous said...

also the counter on his website increments at avery refresh, its not for unique hits.. :) so its pretty easy

Adrian said...

Is it so important to get laid? Maybe that's your problem! You're focusing too much on the target and fail to miss the details. Even if she will do it, you'll most probably lose a friend, are you prepared to do this? Will this offer you a nice moment, especially when a person is forced to do that?
Anyway, if you just try to gain more networking with this message, then you have a even bigger problem - call it karma!
Good luck!

Anonymous said...

just do like the rest of us and fake the web statistics. how do you think we all have sex?

Anonymous said...

Lol, just pay a hooker, jeez.

Anonymous said...

966090...you're screwed...NOT!

You might want to post this on some high traffic chinese websites :P

Anonymous said...

it's dirty seo-trick-site. do not spread the word; all story is stolen from http://www.avirginsplea.com/.

biotv said...

Scammin' bastards!

Anonymous said...

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Gilipollas said...

He must be refreshing his webpage every two seconds.

Anonymous said...

I'm 12 I feel sorry for you good luck

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