I just HATE drawing welfare!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

A young attractive black guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'

The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year...'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . You started it.'

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6 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

"A young attractive black guy"


biotv said...

Lol. I missed the part with the guy being black. And I guess that makes it kind of a rasist joke. Sorry, I didn't realize... lol... why did i find it funny then? I dunno :))))

Anonymous said...

Exactly, the joke works perfectly well without the racism anyway...

The Nag said...

I think you should edit it or remove it.

Anonymous said...

Or leave it, :) i'm jewish, and you know we have all the money and control the media :)))

If it's funny it's a joke, don't control it, that's racist, because you know it's wrong.

White people dance like shit, so? it's funny and true for some of us.

monkey said...

leave it, the whole point of the joke was that he was black, it would work just as well for immigrants and asylum seekers.
it would be funny if a black guy was telling it so why can't it be funny lifted from the Internet.

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