Michael Phelps - more bad ass than Chuck Norris?

Finally someone manages to come close to Chuck Norris' level of awesomeness. Here are some Michael Phelps facts:

• Michael Phelps isn't like a fish, a fish is like Michael Phelps
  

• Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps
  

• When you say "no one's perfect", Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult
  

• Michael Phelps counted to infinity twice while doing the breast stroke
  

• When Michael Phelps looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Michael Phelps
  

• As a child, Michael Phelps didn't wear water wings, water wings wore Michael Phelps
  

• Rappers no longer wear bling, they wear Michael Phelps
  

• Bigfoot takes pictures of Michael Phelps
  

• If by some incredible space-time paradox, Michael Phelps would ever swim against himself, he'd win

• Michael Phelps can eat out a mermaid
  

37 Reasons Michael Phelps is Better than Chuck Norris