Funny Questions and Answers
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
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Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…
Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A: They have shaky hands!
Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Q: What is 69 squared?
A: Dinner for 4.
Q: What is 68?
A: You do me and I owe you one.
Q: What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?
A: About three inches.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets
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A: A bingo machine.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
Read full entry
Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It’s what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.
Q: What do you call a Florida gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives’ tails…
Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A: They have shaky hands!
Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.
Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)
Q: What is 69 squared?
A: Dinner for 4.
Q: What is 68?
A: You do me and I owe you one.
Q: What is the difference between “Oooh!” and “Aaah!”?
A: About three inches.
Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You’d better stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets
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