Killer Hamster
Sunday, November 18, 2007
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okaay ?
doesn't that hurt the hamster???!?!?!??!?!!
that's evil!!! don't hurt the hamster like that just for your amusement!!!
why did you put all that tape on that hamster and then a knife. I hope that poor thing is still alive. It should attack you with the knife to knock some sense into you
what the freak that is so rude
Cool, I got a knife, tape, and can get a hamster. Hell, I can get lots of 'em. We should make some cash, get about 30, get a variety of knives, and number them. Maybe give them names. Let people buy a number that gets painted on it's forehead. The one who's hamster slaughters the others gets half of all the money the others put up. We get the other half. And a few cats to clean up the mess. Don't worry about the blood, I have someone to take care of that. Just leave us in the room alone, what happens after you close the door is too sick for fragile little minds. Like Anonymous up there.
Don't talk to the cubist. He can't hear you.
New game:Dogs of War. Strapped to the dog are a gun on it's back, a camera on it's head, bark collar on it's neck, and electronics to tie that crap all together. Grab the view of what the dog is looking at when it starts to bark, the gun aims at that and shoots.
Aw, hell, no game, just set this up, feed the video live online, and set the fucker loose to chase the rabbits in the fields. Or whatever you hunt. Kind of like a dumb smart gun. No cat would be safe. Hamsters would worship you. Emo geeks would set them loose in their schools, with a remote buzzer on the dogs nuts so he could make the dog bark. *BZZZZ* BANG. Bigger the dog, bigger the gun; St. Bernard's would get shotguns. Chihuahua would get a little air gun, which, like the dog itself, is just annoying.
War dogs. Reality show. Island. 1 man, 5 hungry dogs. They all have guns. Who wins, the man, or one of the dogs with a sponsors logo painted on it's side?
Woof.
BANG!
"Mama! Barfy shot another mailman!"
You guys do know he probably doesn't read any of this?
Of course he doesn't read this. He's a freakin' hamster!
Well, Mr. Anonymous, let's see, squeezed to death by a child, or have a large weapon taped to my back. Hmm, let me think about this a minute. Downsides of having a weapon taped to my back: It's heavy. When the tape is removed, I have a bald stripe that takes up about half my body, as well as being very painful when it happens (slowly, I hope). How I'm feeling now: Angry, there's a cold breeze where there should be fur.
Downsides of a child squeezing me to death: Very painful when it happens, sticky fingers. How I'm feeling now: Dead.
And you say we're the sick ones.
i love hamster humor but i seriously hope u didnt actually tape a knife to that hamster that knife is 4 times his weight poor little thing,plus taping it on aswell.just hope it was a photo shop immage that u made up:-(
you ******* how can you do that its cruelty die in hell
everyon hates you
you people are sick minded you should all die and I will clean up your blood you suck I hope you will die I love hamsters if you don't want the hamster give it to me I will take it!!!!!!!!!! e-mail me at [email protected]
For all you dumbshits who don't know... Electrical tape is NOT very sticky, and probably will NOT hurt the hamster very much. Try wrapping some electrical tape around your arm and pulling it off. It won't hurt.
Just try it out before you go spouting off about ripping all the hair off the hamster, ya dumbshit.
Wow lol
to all those that dont know this is edited
Im drenched in tears right now I cant belive someone would do something like that if you got that hamster just to try to kill it you suck. I hope you know that evrything has the right to live ecept that hamster has more of a right to live then you do that hamster better be alive you suck and i bet you dont read these but you should they would knock some sense in you i hate you do you know that Im saying all of this to phyco bill about the dogs and also tothe anonymous right above it its gonna turn into the same problem as dog fighting
Nice Photoshop job...
that its not real... it was made in photoshop look at the shadows
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poor humans!!
y would u wanna tie a hamster to a knife the hamster must be soo scared.
ur a but of a prik arent u?
These guys are right. The weight of the knife is much to heavy for the small fragile hamster. It cannot even mobilize itself.
This is why you must a jetpack to the sides of the hamster. Death needs its wings.
tormentor ...
yeah, name , tyrant ! :(
That's not a photoshop. Look at the pixels. I guarantee it's real. Yes, the knife attached to the hamster is too heavy for it, that's why the rules have evolved. It's now ice cream sticks with razor blades glued to them. Jet packs have the unfortunate side effect of cooking the hamster rather rapidly. The advantage is that while you don't get a bloody fight, you do get a crunchy snack.
The hamster has to move under it's own power, and the blade can be any design. The ice cream stick taped to the hamster with a double-edged blade attached to that has been the norm since bulky weapons were phased out, but people are getting creative. One made a sort of headdress out of disposable blades, the head of that little monster gets near anything else, there's gonna be blood. As his owner found out when trying to catch him in the middle of an unsated bloodlust; when all the other hamsters were bloody clumps of fur it wanted more, and started to go after a cat.
Devan, please, leave the blood to me. Have you ever made love in fresh, warm blood? Tasted it? Squeezed the body to get the last drop? You're turning me on, girl. Stop it, or I'm going to the pet store.
The dog experiments are much more entertaining when you can get away with them. Those shock collars are almost too much fun on their own, adding a gun or fireworks is just natural progression. If the dog is gun-shy, we have a whole new game for it. Every time it barks, a little firecracker is lit. When the firecracker goes off, the dog yelps, lighting the next one in the sequence. Make the fuse long, and it goes off well behind the dog, with shorter fuses going off closer. A hundred crackers, and the only way you'll ever see that dog again is dead from a heart attack miles down the road.
Hmm, maybe I should set this up and take bets on how long the dog goes before it drops. An entertaining outdoor activity for the children, they can follow it and see where it ends up.
Now I'm hungry and horny, and haven't got a hamster to my name. Sunday night, the stores are all closed, and last night was a losing night for me and the late Baldy. Yeah, I shave them, the tape sticks better that way.
look dude u don'do that to an animal. i hope that hamster comes up to ur foot and stabs the living crap out of u. i will blaughing my head off
That's just incredulous, poor thing
You guys are sick minded man.
Animals ent for entertainment, especially stuff like that. You obviously had either a sick childhood or have no life and have to comit animal cruelty. Seriously get a life. i hope that poor hamster gets you back in some way. Your sick in the head. Get help.
omg is the hamster ok :( poor little thing
wouldn't it hurt if u take the electric tape out of the hamster???
Out of the hamster? You idiot, if the tape is in the hamster, you're doing it wrong. Yes, it will hurt, but if your hamster got the tape inside it by eating an opponent, it's not likely to care.
Hello Kezza. People all over the world let animals fight, often to death. Cocks, dogs, crickets, you name it, somebody somewhere has had it fighting, either it's own species or another. Even men do it to each other. How is this any different?
As far as me being sick in the head, it's all a matter of perspective. The docs feed me pills, try to cure the sickness, they calm me, I come up with new ways to enjoy life. Dogs take to much work, require tons of investment. Cocks aren't allowed where I live. Hamsters are very portable, contests don't need a large area, and the remains are very tasty on the grill. Mmm mmm good!
Have you ever heard a hamster scream? It's because they don't. They don't feel pain. They rage until they get killed, or kill their opponents. Some just collapse under the weight or their weapons, and just sit there and get sliced up, not caring. They fight to move, but can't.
You'd think the pet stores would wonder why I buy so many of them, but they don't care. At least one of them thinks I have a snake I feed them to. They have many uses other than pets.
All animals do
im just a kid with a hamster and when i saw that i started to cry please dont joke about that its really sad
You're right, it is really sad. We've moved well beyond the days when people would expect a hamster to handle that kind of load. If you were to put that hamster in competition, it wouldn't survive the first round, would it? You might as well bite off his head, drink the blood, and toss what's left on the grill. If I only had one hamster, and this is what it had to fight with, I'd cry too.
I hope it's not because you're attached emotionally to a single rodent you keep in a cage, make it use it's floor as a toilet and only give it a wheel above the filth. That would be sick. Never seeing another hamster, never escaping the stench of it's own waste, running forever on a wheel that goes nowhere.
Give them a reason to run on that wheel. Let them get buff for meeting other hamsters, looking good to attract the best mates at the next competition. Build up the muscles so they can thrust harder and faster than the one they fight. Tape coins to it so it gets used to the extra weight, train it to be better, faster, stronger than the rest. When you get it mad, it'll be that much more dangerous, train it physically as well as mentally to be the ultimate warrior, bring out the rage, and it'll want the strength enough to work for it.
I guess that photo has to be a joke. It couldn't kill itself, much less another hamster. The rage isn't there. It hasn't been properly prepared for combat. Ok for a schoolyard battle during recess, I guess, but even most kids can get their hands on something much better to give their hamster.
Too bad we can't put pictures in replies.
funny...i still think sharks with freaking lasers attached to their heads r better...
yo whoever posted this pic can he/she post a comment?
Yeap.
I love the internet. It brings out the retards. Like the latest Anonymous, who drops a turd without telling anybody who it's aimed at. The guy who posted the pic (which would be the guy who runs this blog, idiot), the person who made the pic, or my psychotic self who believes that hamsters are the most wonderful little creatures ever turned into death machines.
And who would this get reported to if found out? It's not like hamsters have a defense organization of any kind, so-called animal rescue groups don't take them or even care about them, unless they want to have their own competitions. PeTA? Don't make me laugh.
And what's wrong with you? You say you hope somebody will be found out and reported, but haven't you found out about it all? Why aren't you reporting it? Or have you tried, only to be laughed at? Somehow I get the feeling a lot of people laugh at you. I know I do.
wheres the animal police when you need them ? you dont deserve a pet! i have hamsters you are sooooo evil how can you look at their little face and just do that ?!?!?!? serously i am that little girl that said im just a kid with a hamster and when i saw that i started to cry please dont joke about that its really sad like serously somebody telll me the truth is that from photo shop cuz i am sooo mad /sad/ angry
click on killer at the place where the pic is whoever posted this is a sick person!!!!! look at it
no srry it says killer hamster brought to life
or whatever
youre bad-.- i hope your hamster eat you
Do you people not notice that it's photoshopped on
You people need to calm down
how do you know its photo
shopped did you do this ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
O my Gosh! Is the hamster ok? That was not funny at all! It could have killed it! You probably ripped all its hair out!
"Is the hamster ok?" It's a hamster. It's dead by now either way. Maybe you could have a psychic (not a psychotic) connect with it in wherever dead hamsters go (Lord let's hope it's not Heaven) and ask it what happened. I'm sure if you slip your local psychic some money, they'll tell you something about it. Give the money to a psychotic, you'd probably get a better answer, and just as accurate.
And even if every hair under the tape was ripped from its' body, it's still got plenty left. You'd have to use a whole roll of electrical tape to get all the hair out, and then what do you do with a naked, sticky hamster? I know what I would do with it, but what would you do? I think it would be fun to wrap in a t-shirt then fire it from an air cannon into a crowd at a football game, but that's just me. Heck, why go to all the effort of removing the hair, when you can just stuff a bunch of them in the cannon and make a lot more than one person happy. Can't make it rain cats and dogs maybe, but you can make it rain hamsters.
Or have one of those giveaway nights at the hockey rink, like where they give everybody a puck, and at some point most of the people will throw them onto the ice when the ref makes a bad call, or they just want to bean their favorite player. Instead of pucks, make it hamsters. Everybody gets one, and the ones who didn't want one throw it out on the ice at some point. Hockey players love to shoot pucks at moving targets. And just imagine the color of the ice once a few players have "accidentally" skated over a few and sliced them up? Hey, it'll be free meat for the players after the game, nothing goes to waste.
the hamster will kill you
you are not so smart
Neither is the hamster. It's an easily manipulated, small-minded creature, much like yourself.
Neither frightens me in the least. An armored, armed hamster, or you.
Poor Hamster! You are sick to do something so rude! He is a living creature just like you! I can't believe you would do that! That could kill him, im not joking. Why did you even buy a hamster sicko???
1) I know I'm a sicko, like anybody needs to tell me.
2} Poor hamster? The law in most countries does not allow any animal to own anything. They're pretty much all poor, although some do have significant resources poured into their care. They are property.
3] Rude? Most parties I go to, being covered in plastic or fur is the normal way to go. This creature has the best of both worlds, and the knife makes a great accessory. Especially if your plans include stabbing something to death!
4' How is he a living creature just like me?! Explain yourself. Have you ever seen a hamster cry? Laugh? Swear after going a little too fast and landing on it's chubby little head at the bottom of the stupid wheel? Have you ever seen a human obsessed with running on a hamster wheel? OK, maybe a couple, but not all of us!
5" Why can't you believe I would do that? What do you know about me? I could be the nice lady next door. I could be a serial killing psychopath with a thousand kills. Like most of us, I fall somewhere in between. Well, not on the lady part, 'cause I ain't, but the other part. If there are people out there who would dissect and bury your cat, you should be glad all they do is put a little tape on the critter.
6~ Ok, just how is this supposed to kill him? OK, you're not joking, but this also takes some explaining. Maybe it'll hurt if it rips out a little fur, but unless you're stupid about it or want to see some blood, the little guy is going to come out just fine for the bar-b-q.
7! who says I bought him?
when u take the tape off i bet u hurt the poor thing and took its fur off NEVER do a thing like that again!!
The thing has had a knife attached for a fight to the death, and you're worried about a little fur being pulled out. Now that school is back in session here in the states, the hamster fighting will pick up again, and tape is going to be the least of it's worries. It just better hope it's already dead when the fur is burned off before cooking.
Or being let loose as entertainment for the cats, one or two hamsters really isn't much of a meal, barely a snack for me, but the cats love them.
Psycho Bill.... you are my crazy hero, brother.
photoshopped
the hamster doesnt seem to care he can fight off cats
The human is to idiot.
Fernando Rodrigo Valladares
You can put a minigun on the killer hamster. it would be flatten like a salted pancake. Freeze it up in CO2. Hahahahaha
+ Throw a crying bomb at it!?!?!
I love the CO2 idea. As a weapon of course, you don't want to kill your own hamster. Hmm, seems there would be two problems with using that as a weapon, one would be the weight of the device, just the canister alone would be heavy for it, and you have to have some way of releasing the gas. Two, when you release the gas, it would propel the angry little mutant backwards. Then there are the rules, would the hamster have to trigger the freeze spray himself (resulting in the premature ejaculation of the CO2, and more than a few frozen fingers), or could the coach (you) trigger it remotely as needed?
Fire has already been banned from official competitions, since one of the flaming buggers started a fire and almost revealed what was going on, but it still goes on in individual battles.
Drug use has skyrocketed. People put anything into these guys, trying to give them an extra edge. There is no blood testing, but since the hippie dosed a fighter with LSD and forgot to tell anybody before the barbecue, you have to at least declare your animal edible or not.
I've been experimenting with high voltage. It works nicely, just need to keep the electrons from flowing through your hamster. During training you can use electricity to motivate him, but during competition, let him concentrate on his kill. Keep him away from the stunning rods, let him deliver that treat to the victim.
Yet another form of competition is being considered. An evening of entertainment that begins with a trip to the pet store, for supplies. The number of hamsters you get will depend on how long you want the fighting to last, about a dozen is good for most things. They are brought back to the venue together, and distributed to the participants, who have to bring their own cages. The players then have a pre-set amount of time to get their confused little ball of fur into an angry little ball of fur, ready to kill. At the end of the time given their little beast must be fit to fight.
At this point there will be a small break, enough for the hamsters to adjust tot he armor if any, and the drugs if allowed.
Now, time to fight. Standard elimination down to the last one standing, to the rules as already given.
I would rather love you put a negatively charged ionized xxx low pressure gas on their ball of extremely angry fur, scientifically.
The hamster fur would give them the sucks till they expand their brown skin and were converted from regular fatty boy to awesome x large muscle
popper GOLIATH x6.
They would be electrocuted by the judge and boxed by em cause the judge has a red, blue face anger.
A human can put a cannon in a ball and pull the trigger; they would end up crying with their face brown with the metallic essence of the metal extract.
So??!?!!????, every hamster would have a baby shark sowed on their back. the shark would begin to rot and the hamster would do a bit of kongfu
on the shark.
The shark would begin to explode + the copying laser installed on the shark would really burn the shark's teeth. The battle god would be opening its eyes extremely big till it STRIKE
a MUSCULAR BOLT on the spinning balls of angry hamsters.
XX) Final Episode: Finally, they would explode... Hohohohohoohohohohooo!?!!
I would rather love you put a negatively charged ionized xxx low pressure gas on their ball of extremely angry fur, scientifically.
The hamster fur would give them the sucks till they expand their brown skin and were converted from regular fatty boy to awesome x large muscle
popper GOLIATH x6.
They would be electrocuted by the judge and boxed by em cause the judge has a red, blue face anger.
A human can put a cannon in a ball and pull the trigger; they would end up crying with their face brown with the metallic essence of the metal extract.
So??!?!!????, every hamster would have a baby shark sowed on their back. the shark would begin to rot and the hamster would do a bit of kongfu
on the shark.
The shark would begin to explode + the copying laser installed on the shark would really burn the shark's teeth. The battle god would be opening its eyes extremely big till it STRIKE
a MUSCULAR BOLT on the spinning balls of angry hamsters.
XX) Final Episode: Finally, they would explode... Hohohohohoohohohohooo
Why Devan's small girl set the species in a multiple series mode...?
Don't do that!!!!!! That's is very evil!!!...
I hate the fight till drank some toilet
bowl water
Species is, I think, an artificial say .
I suggest the updated hamster nuclear blue, black pranky eyes is at hand....! I'm a Decepticon specalized in kicking killer hamster + an angry bill added onto it. Toilet Bowl Act you say eh???!
Throw ya head in the special bowl and start vomiting! SERVE YOU RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!
Me is the creator of the FIREWALL and I demand the madam rights of the hamster to be released.
Stop right there, I demand em NOW!
So NOW! NOW!! NOW!!! NOW!!!!
The hamster name is Sally. I wanna to react to your abnormal behavior.
You are the rocky guy, Psycho Bill. I now will give you the list of chemicals I will type it NOW with now with my golden keyboard: Uranium,
Gold, Sodium, and Potassium.
Good boy (now is,"BE A MAN.") my man (TERMINATOR JUDGMENT DAY) [ON 63 BILLION HAMSTER].
And one more thing, the hamster is dead by now!!
78% of the hamster life will be eaten by the heavy knife and tape. When the fur is ripped, the hamster would die.
Shut up, Colonel!
I have reacted
Don't do that!!! blue lasers have 100nm wavelength and 5mW power. Its lens would melt and its retina would degenerate. you mustn't do this, CHARISSA!!!!
If you do this, I would report to the YMCA, and the YMCA would charge you a fine of $6,000...
if you killed it.
Damn, y'all are stupid. Sorry, Charry, but NdFeB is a little too strong for use in a hamster. Once it attached to something outside the skin, it would rip through instead of separate. Then, holey hamster batman, you've wasted your money on that one. You can still grill it, but you bled all the fight out of it. Better to just insert metal in it, and have the magnets on the outside.
How powerful is your pointer? What wavelength, there are several out there that are sold as blue. If you really want to have fun with lasers and hamsters, you need something more powerful than a 5mW. It really depends on what you're trying to do. Are you trying to give it a couple blind spots, blind it completely, cook the eyeball, or boil it until it pops?
You know, blinding a hamster really doesn't affect it all that much. It relies more on it's ears than it's eyes. You want to really disable it, use sound. If you have access to something that will let you see it's eardrum, you can turn up the volume until you see it pop. Not recommended, it's painful, and at this point the hamster will lose it's fucking mind. Remember that when you plan this out, because just like people, when a hamster loses it's mind, you don't know what it will do, all you can do is lock it up or tie it down.
If you plan to do both of these, do the eyes first, so it can't see you coming when you want to do the ears. And when you're done with the ears, it'll be easy to scoop the thing up into a box or pan or whatever.
Oh, yeah, Charry, I only cry when they get the aim right with the pepper spray.
Yep, the colonel approved of your of idea.
The colonel have just finished his army business.
Finished time: 4:30PM (Too hot the sun can't bear
it) I'll sell ya a pink laser that has 1000kW...
Damm Charisso...?
Billy, you don't I'll report to the FBI Pro's.
I'm a teenager. I hate you
I want Psycho Bill to give me 1 hamster.
Well, Charry, that made a lot of sense. Don't what? What's an FBI Pro? Profiler? You're a teenager? Why would that make you hate me? And why should I give you a hamster? Let's say I were to give you one, is there any particular type you want? Live, dead, shaved, fried, half digested by a snake?
I want to have a free hamster half digested by a snake NOW!!!! I want to report to the FBI pro'.
Don't talk about me!!!!! If you talk about me, my face will turn ultraviolet and I will report to the YMCA!!!!! Me hate you..!!! Biller I'm 100% xxxx angry NOW****!!!!!!!!
Bill (bank) me the hamster fried-live object.
Let me report to the NASA about this matter..?
Ok, Charry, you still aren't making much sense. I guess I'll take things in order. First, a half digested hamster takes time, and once it's done, where do I send it? What's an FBI Pro'? How does a face turn ultraviolet? How would you know, since you can't see ultraviolet? What in the hell would the YMCA care about any of this? Do you even know what the YMCA is? Or were you thinking of those peta idiots?
This last one makes no sense. What translator are you using? It seems to be saying you want me to take a live hamster, fry it, then store it in a bank.
Why are you so angry? Somebody put a snake in your butt?
NASA? Unless you plan to put the little demon in a rocket, they won't care. If you put him in a remote controlled plane, dress him to look like the pilot, and fly around an airport, you might need to let the FAA know. Could be kinda funny actually, the last thing a pilot sees is a hamster flying a plane through his window. And how many hamsters have ever died in plane crashes?
Y'all are making me hungry.
Charry, I have placed a hamster that was live fried in a safe deposit box in a bank vault. They wouldn't let me leave the dry ice in there, so it won't keep long, maybe another hour.
Ok, we need to do something about this anger. What would make you happy? It's a little late for the fried hamster, did you still want the half-digested-by-a-snake hamster?
How about this: I'll feed the hamster lots of beans, so it's constantly farting. When you get it, hold a candle to it's ass. One fart later you'll have a hamster cooked from the inside out. Or it'll explode, I'm not really sure which at the moment. I hope to know soon. I do need to hit the pet store for supplies again.
I'll give you the solution.
1) insert program AE in the U.F.O.
2) throw the small demon in the U.F.O.
3) if the little demon tried to come out, squeeze it because you mean business.
4) make the U.F.O. on by flipping a switch and throw the saucer sending the mini demon stranded in the air.
5) the program AE will order the saucer to land on Charryzz's house and bombard it.
Do you really like my idea Mr. Bill??
I'll sell you 2,000 bucks-no sorry-4 bucks for that...
No, I prefer hanging hamsters from remote controlled helicopters, then having them hover close enough to someone that they get to watch it die, but not so close they can do anything about it. Apartment windows and balconies are perfect locations, they'll reach out, but can't get too far, or they fall.
The line has to be at least a couple feet long. Cats are dumb, and some of them think they can fly just as well as the hamster. If they catch it, you can release the line and drop them with their catch, and a longer line will keep the cat from accidentally getting mixed up in the blades.
I hate the Bill.
I hate hamster device to explode on my face. It must explode on Colonel headquarters and at Bill's. I hate hamster to detonate on my face.
Turrets would shoot the blade and hamster. I can't tell if the FBI is laughing at me or not. I HATE THAT!!! I HATE YOU!!! I want hamster!!!
If you don't want the hamster device to explode in your face, don't lean over it. That's dangerous anyway, those little bones flying around can put an eye out.
You could mount turrets on the helicopter to shoot the hamster with, I wouldn't recommend shooting the blades. Unless you just want to show off some tiny little gun, best just to hang them, or blow them up.
If the FBI is reading this, they are laughing at you. Why would they be reading this? What have you done?
Charry, why do you hate me? I love you! I was going to get you the biggest ring. Something around 10lbs. should do it. Bowling ball size. Inside the plastic sphere would be my gift to you, a hamster, fully armored.
If I do this for you, would you lick my ball?
I want too lick a hamster ball.
Psycho Bill owned a Velator.
Psycho Bill is in EVE.
Psycho Bill have an EVE account!!!
You Billy, I saw you! You bad Billy!
I always hate you.
Sorry, Charry, no EVE for me. Didn't even have a clue what it might be until a few minutes ago, trying to figure out what a Velator was, other than a place in England. I prefer more earthly pursuits, things like making little tiny ashtrays out of hamsters, and wondering if the neighbors have noticed a rotting smell in the room upstairs. The room with a broken window. Firing a hamster cannon at windows tends to break them, leaving a rotting rodent in the room.
Maybe I'll build a bunch of the cannons, mount them to my car, drive around in traffic leaving bloody dents in random cars. That would be fun. Maybe set them on fire first. Yeah, this is gonna be fun.
I hate that!
Do not call me.
What do you hate? Flaming balls of meat denting random cars?
I haven't called since you hung up on me. I gave the cat a hamster just to see something die. Felt much better after that. I won't call again.
WTF??? BAH!!!!
WTF??? BAH!!!!
My hamster go on the exercise wheel instead of in it. I get so angry with the girly hamster because it always hate to come down to mate with the poor male hamster. TILL i began to pinch very hard the hamster sticking out arm out of the cage. Sooner, me pinch the hamster on the neck-to desist that object from biting me-and on the butt till her shit come out. An her pee come out. She then stay in the house with the boy forever. But when ii began to take easy on it, she come on the hamster exercise wheel again. So me use my index finger to hit that extremely bad object.
I am very angry with that object!!!!!!
Never listen to me when I told her not to stay on that wheel... a murderer too! Kill another hamster. Now want freedom.
it is super!
Ah, but you're not me. Hamster not where you want it? Train it to go where you want. Say, ferinstance, the wheel. Attach it to a motor, and when it is run on properly, it'll charge a battery. When it isn't, the battery will run the motor, throwing the little fucker. If you use too big a motor, you'll end up needing to clean up a bloody splat on the wall.
I recommend skipping the whole generator thing, and taking apart an old vacuum for it's motor. Attach it to the wheel, put the hamster in, spin. If you use the wire type of wheel be ready for hamster guts flying all over the place as it is split apart by centrifugal force, through the wires. Plastic ones aren't recommended, they break.
Now I want a hamster mint milkshake.
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I suffocated my hamster for murdering my most cutest favorite hamster. The murderer is a girl, pure black like a indian in color. Very evil. One night I slept. Then the next morning the male is dead on his territory too! The female came to his territory and killed him! Full of blood around him! That poor boy. The fucking indian girl not young, supposedly teen murdered my boy! She even buried him with wood dust after he is bitten to suffocate him! I tried to take him, but he action in pain. So I leave him there. I'm the judge. I sentenced that female hamster, who has never born a baby (I put her with many males and she spurn them ALL), to death. She was suffocated but failed. Now she will be electrocuted to have a easy death. If survived, I will be very angry, and I will throw her in a pool of hot water (hotter than boiling point). If survived, I will step on it and she will surely die. If survived, I will have a van run over her. Basically, she will DIE and go to hell.
She's gone.
Now dead.
DID YOU KNOW THAT WHAT YOU DID WAS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE OF CRUELTY TO ANIMALS. I AM AN RSPCA OFFICER AND IF I CATCH YOU DOING ANYTHING OF THE SORT AGAIN, I WILL TAKE ACTION AND YOU MAY BE FINED AND EVEN PROSECUTED. EVERYONE ELSE. LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT?
Even if I believed you were an RSPCA officer, it would make no difference to anyone in this country.
Ah Psycho Bill....the amount of money I would pay to have a face-to-face meeting with you. Just 5 minutes. 5 minutes of sweet, pure justice (in the form of torture). I wonder if I can do all the things you mentioned doing to the dogs and hamsters above to you in 5 sweet minutes. I would probably play some sweet Beethoven overtures in the background...damn!! I'm gonna go take a nap and imagine those 5 minutes and pray that you are still alive (and not incarcerated) so that I can get my 5 minutes. #JusticeInItsPurestForm
Guess what? I'm alive, not incarcerated, and wondering just what you could do for five minutes that would satisfy you.