Decoding women's personal ads
Thursday, November 8, 2007
Do you speak 'Woman'?
Ø 40-ish..................................49.
Ø Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Ø Athletic................................No breasts.
Ø Average looking.....................Moooo.
Ø Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Ø Emotionally Secure..................On medication.
Ø Feminist...............................Fat.
Ø Free Spirit.................................Junkie.
Ø Friendship first.......................Former Slut.
Ø New-Age.........................Body hair in the wrong places.
Ø Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Ø Open-minded.........................Desperate.
Ø Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Ø Professional................. ..........Bitch.
Ø Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Ø Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Ø Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.
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this is really sick. It's not funny or ironic. It just sucks. If you must post mindless drivel like this post a similar piece about men alongside it. Men are just as bad. IE
25.........................50
athletic.................Played sports in college
virgin...................manslut
vanilla sex...........doesn't eat girls out
the list goes on. EVERYONE lies on dating sites and shit. Nobody is as they seem.