Rich man, poor man

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives.
The poor man says to the Rich man: "What'd you get your wife this year?"
The rich man says: "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring."
The poor man: "Why'd you get her both?"
The Rich man: "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back happy, driving the Mercedes."
The Poor man: "O.K. That makes sense..."
The Rich man: "Well, what did you get your wife?"
The Poor man: "A pair of slippers and a dildo."
The Rich man: "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"
The Poor man: "Well, if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself!"

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