Girls and boys dictionary
Sunday, July 8, 2007
Girls' English.
1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4.It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want. = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk. = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Guys' English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4.It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want. = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk. = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Guys' English.
1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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12 comentarii:
WTF!!!! is wrong with this post not all guys think like that your just judging dudes by the cover.
men #16 is the best
Wtf
This is retarded I don't think like this
Ahahaha boys are like that?!
For the guys post, i think it is a one-sided view amd it is not accurate.
I'd like to say that the women's portion of this is wrong...but I can't :/ As for the dude's portion: men can't all be categorized as douches like these phrases imply.
I think guys 10 is the best. XD
not everything is about sex
we really have know hidden meanings it is just straight forward
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You guys need to calm down, this was just meant to be funny! This is true for some people but not all. Some girls say what they mean and don't bitch all the time. Some guys aren't obsessed with sex. Again, calm down!
Hahaha I died when I was reading the men's portion and that's nothing like me or any body I know is like that we don't always want sex