Famous historical quotes

Monday, June 18, 2007

Never forget the words of these famous people.

General CusterWhere did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima"What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic"Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo"You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein"Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon"Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell"The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon"Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda"I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher"What fucking map?"
Picasso"It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus

"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson"It's a fucking skin condition"
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus"How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney"Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc"I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush"Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples"I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah"Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump"You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy"Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton"Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope"Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066"Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy"Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr."What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton"I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton"I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina"Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci"Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh"That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell"Keep Fucking Still."
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3 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Im the fucking new one, picture me rolling

Anonymous said...

Laugh I nearly fucking shat!

David A. Carlson said...

President Obama: "What fucking birth certificate?"

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