How dumb are you?

Common sense is hard to come by these days. We've created a short list of questions to test your common sense when dealing with average everyday situations. Take the test and we'll tell you how you compare to the rest of the world. Looking up the answers is kind of cheating...

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This post exists only to demonstrate how smart I am...



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What happens when you put a Bull terrier in the same room with a porcupine?

You should see the other guy...
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Little Tortilla Boy trailer (starring Arnold Schwarzenegger)

Comedy sketch of a movie trailer by stand-up comedian Pablo Francisco, who's incredibly doing a lot of voices, including Arnold Schwarzenegger and the guy whose voice is in all the movie trailers (you know...).

Old School Hip Hop Beats

"My son said daddy I don't wanna go to school
Cause the teachers a jerk, he must think I'm a fool
And all the kids smoke reefer, I think it'd be cheaper
If I just got a job, learned to be a street sweeper"

Here's a great Bootleg Mash-up by Paul Nice, revisiting the old standards of hip hop set by Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five.
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Another funny kitten

I guess this looks like Milton Waddams

Office Space

Now just how the hell does that happen?

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Look, my hometown is right there

Milka cow, eat your heart out!

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Thief running from police asks for a time-out

Philippine police chased down an unfit thief in Manila on Tuesday after he ran out of breath and asked his pursuers for a "time out."

The thief and an accomplice broke into a house in the Philippine capital and stole two expensive mobile phones. Screams from the residence alerted a local police patrol, which gave chase.

During the chase one of the thieves apparently really needed to catch his breath when he decided to take a break from it all, by using the universal hand sign "time out"

After he regained his composure, police seized the two stolen phones and brought him to a station for questioning.

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My job is so boring...

Boring Business Systems is an actual company, in Central Florida, founded in 1924. The Staff consists of 50+ employees, who get up every morning eager to get to their exciting jobs.

The president of the company is named Dean Boring. I guess it's not really fun hanging around with him.

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How huge do they get?

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Is there a God?

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Research on the effects of human semen on speech

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Police K9 in action

World's best trained police dog in action, making an ass of himself.

Weird Japanese (Top 10)

Japan has a drinking problem... but if you've got a thirst for adventure, it's where you want to be.

In honor (or in horror) of these bizarre beverages seemingly not fit to rinse your septic tank, raise a cracked glass to the Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks, the first ten inductees into the Soft Drink Hell of Fame... Jeers!

This Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks gives a pretty good indication why most of the 1000 or so new soft drinks and beverages launched in Japan every year fail miserably.

Look on the bright side, though: they may not be good to drink, but you can't say they're not good for a laugh.

I've always said that thee japanese sons of a bitches were crazy...

"Barkeep, a frosty Kidsbeer for my friend - in a jelly glass!"

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Did Philip fart?

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Police, help find my pot!!!

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Poster

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Doggy style

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Religious truths

There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

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Doctors find (not one) six sewing needles inside 1 year-old's body

The child's parents took 1 year-old Xiao Yu to a hospital on June 2 after he cried for three or four nights in a row and ate less than usual.

An X-ray taken there revealed two needles inside the boy's chest. He was sent for surgery at another hospital, where a second X-ray revealed four more needles — two in his scrotum, one in his head and another in his abdomen.

The parents, who work at a bag factory in southern China's Guangzhou city, said they had no idea how the needles ended up in their son and that no strangers have come into contact with the boy.

Read whole article here.
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Gay, blind, whatever

News blooper: TV anchorwoman confuses "blind" with "gay". Happens all the time...

Rent a cake

You can choose from many pre-designed cakes or you can design your own. You pay for the service and a deposit for the cake. The whole package will be shipped to you prior to the wedding date in a specially designed sturdy wooden box. You slide out the cake, place the edible portion during the wedding day and have your fun. After the wedding day,you slide the cake back into its box, drop it off at any UPS store (or ask for pickup)and that's it! As soon as we receive the box, we refund your deposit.

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This is for the fans

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Couple of the week

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The Dangers Of The World Of Warcraft

Old school World of Warcraft comic spoof. Moralistic.

Click image to view comic strip in original size.

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Japanese human tetris TV show

Paris Hilton vs. the internet community

That's what you get, ho! ... I'm just kidding, we all love you, Paris(France).

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How nerdy are you?

Have you been recently called a geek, a dork, a NERD? Do you want to be a nerd, geek, or dork? Well, this test is for you! This highly advanced 'test' will determine once and for all how nerdy you are. Upon completion, you will be given a score (out of 100) as to just how nerdy you are, plus a nifty little graphic and link that you can share with your friends (if you have any) so they can see how they measure up!

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Dog Vader

Pretty funny clip about a funny dog posing as Vader

Yeah, he's pure evil.

Original Jesus

"Jesus H. Christ (first name pronounced HEY-Zeus/Ιησους; plural Jay-Z, diminutive Jessie) was a pretty cool dude from back in the day...
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Most accounts have summed up Jesus' life as follows:
1. Born
2. Got depressed about the whole "not knowing a woman" thing.
3. Decided it was okay to eat bacon. (which it wasn't until then. Apparently JC was immune to Trichinosis.)
4. Went off to have fun in the desert.
a. Chilled with Lucifer while ticking him off,
- Skipped lunch
- B.A.S.E. jumping
- Sightseeing
b. Got lost in the desert, saw !!!GOD!!!.
5. Bar Mitzvah (Greatest party of the millenium)
a. Married Mary Magdalene
b. ?Invented Cracked Corn?
6. ???
7. Prophet!
a. Found out who His real father was.
b. Preached a universal form of Judaist-Socialist values.
c. Loved everyone.(In that non-sexual/brotherly kind've way)
8. Death.
a. Last Supper (at Wendy's).
b. Went to the Gardens (Gethsemane, not Busch).
c. Got betrayed by Judas (Iscariot, not Priest).
d. Condemned to death by the Roman governor Herpititus.
e. Nailed and hung on cross.
f. Dies.
g. Stops being dead.
h. Flys around up in the clouds!
9. Christ! "



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Wake up dawg, it's da police!

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Busted with the car phone

A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it. The policeman taking the report called the phone and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car. They arranged to meet, and the thief was arrested.

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USB humping dog

New gadget out on the market

How cute is that...

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High-class junkfood

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300's "This is Spartaaaaaaaaa...."

The original:

It is out of control...

more spartaaaaaa

The missing link

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Old School Nazi German Hip Hop Culture

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Drunk squirrel

Bunnies will always survive

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Multi-penised, six-legged, two-anused piglet given silly name

For real.
Beware of the Octopig.

Really crazy article title. Read here.

Cement Ball Prank

Kids getting pranked. Pretty funny.


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Chuck Norris kicks ass!!!

Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:

1. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
5. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
6. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
7. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
8. Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
9. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

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Steven Seagal's Emotion Chart

Let me tell you something. You don't wanna mess around with Steven Seagal. He'll fuck you up.

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Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer	Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima	"What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic	"Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo	"You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein	"Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn	"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon	"Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell	"The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn	"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon	"Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda	"I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher	"What fucking map?"
Picasso	"It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus	"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson	"It's a fucking skin condition" and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus	"How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney	"Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc	"I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush	"Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples	"I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah	"Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump	"You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy	"Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton	"Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope	"Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066	"Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy	"Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
John F Kennedy	"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."
John F Kennedy Jr.	"What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"
Bill Clinton	"I should have fucked her."
Bill Clinton	"I didn't fucking inhale!"
Hurricane Katrina	"Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."
Leonardo da Vinci	"Call that a fucking smile?"
Sir Walter Raleigh	"That's another good cloak fucked!"
William Tell	"Keep Fucking Still."

Shadow art

Quite extraordinarily unbelievable

Check it out
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What were they thinking...?

Here's a whole gallery of really goofy looking album covers.

The world's most talented goalkeeper ever

He dribbles his own self

A bat out of hell

A rabbi, an Israeli and an American walk into a bar

Ok, here's a joke:

A rabbi, an Israeli and an American walk into a bar. The bartender says:
"What joke is this?"

This is gonna be interesting....