Top Kony jokes
Friday, March 9, 2012
Inevitably, the Internet had to react to the hottest video of the moment.
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More: The Worst (Best?) Internet Reactions to KONY 2012
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Update: More, in the comments
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kony kidnapping other nigga's youth
If your tweeting about Kony, He's got 99 kids and your post saved none.
Kony gets more action that a black guy in prison...
Who is Kony's favorite rapper? Soulja boy..
So, Peter Pan can gather a child army and that's fine.
But when a black man does it....
kony puts the infant in infantry
To the person who wrote "You can't destabilize a Ugandan warloard by liking a status."
I feel like it needs to be pointed out: You have absolutely no idea what the hell you're talking about. Not about the background of the movement, not about the strategy, not about the goal. So while your post is snarky, you really know jack about mass politic in the new era. Sorry hater. You lose.
Joseph Kony, Kidnapping our hearts and our children since 1986.
If you havin' Kony problems i feel bad for his "sons" posting a status won't fix even one.
I call my dick Kony
not because it's big and black but because it has scarred a lot of children
You retweet and post on FB about KONY 2012? tell me more about how you've always cared about the ugandan kids?
Joseph Kony jokes? UGANDA BE KIDDING ME!
UGANDAN OIL 2012, I mean KONY 2012.,
Kony is the king of Coning 2012
Konys favorite song, the hot boys - we on fire
Kony Island
whats the same between the london 2012 marathon and the kony marathon?
its loads of white guys chasing a black man
Konys favorite snack - ice cream cone from da dolla menu ate backwards throwing reminents outta da window, yellin' dis year be da year for Kony holla back.
Koneheads 2012
Joesph Kony, the only black man to want children..
Kony wants Russells sweet sauce
Russell 2012
kony is awesome what uganda do?
you are all bellends
you should have better things to do get a life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my little kony my little kony
i love these uganda jokes :D
it's kony the tiger
I rape the kids the i rape your newsfeed.
to the person who hated on the picture, just because kony is a horrible person hes still pretty fun to mess with. also i completly agree with it just because you talk the talk does not mean your gonna walk the walk. the fact that you had enough time to hate shows that u r prob a loser in there moms basement trying to get attention and it makes you feel like a good person to bad no one will ever no it was u because u r anonymus. also u were the hater. he was just making a point
To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause...
cally of kony rape ops
hello
Finally Kony was caught him and his brother Hamsung have been selling knock-off TV's for years. :D
Konymon, gotta catch em all!
Konymon, gotta catch em all!
Kony said i would never miss my parents. he was right i'm a great shot.
kony-best player hide and seek
the malteaers packet got bigger
Kony-chi-waa!
My little Kony takes kids from there homies.
Kony is so black that the sun had to come knock on his door just to see him.
Joseph Kony put the infant back into infantry
Woke up in th morning not kidnaped by kony.
Ronald Mc Kony
Konys favorite pool games.. marco polo
KONY
Kony has touched more kids than the catholic church
Just in! Breaking News!! Kony is buying up all the day care centers throughout the US and Europe!
The Mayans predicted Kony
Grand Theft Children: The Ballad of Gay Kony
coo coo for kony puffs
Kony spelled backwards is Yonkie
ynokie
Kony, with his unique personality and cunning wit, will appear in the next Star Wars trilogy will Al Yankovic as his apprentice.
lol
You could have like kony, be some kinda space alien from the planet nibiru and came down to earth to free all the children to his kingdom...err something.
kony's awesome
i love weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$%^U*(^&%&&%
i love kony. he's my lover..... and i'm a guy:)teehehehehehe he is so hot!!! :D HE HAS ONE BIG BLACK MAMBA OF A ??????!!!!!!!
Kony and Starvin Marvin go waaayy back. He fed Marvin a single grain rice per year. That's bling blinging for lil' Marvin. Marvin had kids which he later sold to Kony for a single grain of white rice, smothered in a half-dollop of moo-shu sauce.......EACH Those were good times.
Can not is one word .....i.e. 'cannot' Mrs. Einstein
kony is cool
kony ryhms with pony and tony and sony
i love kony he is ma idle i wish i grow up to be just like him <3 <3 <3 <3
ohh kony i do ohh kony i do ohh kony we love you
Kony is sexy boi
Kony made 4 million enemies, but he made 800 million best friends till the end.
KONY >> Sit on my face and pedal my ears
Yeah...we don't need fossil fuels, we need Kony Kars.
Kony and dem boys is at it again!
The best African Skateboarder you aks?...Kony Hawk
kony gives me a hard one :)
hey i just met you, and this is crazy, my namr is kony, i stole your baby.
well who goin change da diapers?
Kony Pops And Milk make a bowl full of fun
UGANDA be Kiddin Me...!!
Kony knows Kony knows he knows
^^^^ WE KILLED 2PAC HERP DERP
Emmanuel Boteng loves porn and things illumanati is gay 7185136232
The illuminati is not fake. They are watching you. Proxy servers, ISP’s ... your email.. they know. Good luck, you might need it. Now back to Kony
How do you make kony rave? Stick children to the ceiling.
Konys favorite man slave, webster.
How'd my high ass get here...
I was talking to my friend in Uganda and she said she had macaKONY and cheese for dinner
Konys other favorite hobby,..smokin dubies handrolled by 4 year old slave child labor
Hide yo kids hide yo wife and hide yo husband cuz kony raping everybody out here
Konys chocolate chimney shlonga don't care.
Yeah he is
Hahahaha that's class
Kony will be made into the number #1 smash box office smash movie of all time. Look here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y6fGFMyJH0
Kony's army is seen briefly in black ops 2. I believe I care so little but know so much about the whole kony thing that I'm in the 1% that noticed...
It's been rumored that when konys not sleeping, hes playing black ops.
It's offical...kony is not cool anymore.
Kraken
Kony has gone into hibernation mode. When groups start to rally his name again, he will rise like the great Kraken from the movie clash of the titans. Then, Russell will be spanking his monkey out in the streets again. Kony and Russell will have a love child they name, "alien-jerry" that kicks both of their stupid arses 24/7. This will provide lots of hootin' and a hollerin' material for late night comics. Then Russell will be out in the streets wanking his bellend to the sights and smells of kony's balony. The end. Haha.