Friday, October 29, 2010
I hate it when I go to my fridge to grab a beer and it's a fuckin' mimic octopus!
Britain's first 'Safe Text' street has been created complete with padded lampposts to protect millions of mobile phone users from getting hurt in street accidents while walking and texting.Daily Mail (Not The Onion)
Around one in ten careless Brits has suffered a "walk 'n text" street injury in the past year through collisions with lampposts, bins and other pedestrians.
The 6.6million accidents have caused injuries ranging from mild knocks and embarrassing cuts and bruises through to broken noses, cheekbones and even a fractured skull.
The amateur film of the ceremony, posted on the video sharing website Youtube a few days ago, shows the couple sitting in a makeshift shelter on the beach, surrounded by local people.BBC News
The bride is wearing a white dress and carrying a bouquet, while incense, official looking documents and wedding rings lie on the table in front of them.
"Your marriage is not a valid one. You are not the kind of people who can have a valid marriage. One of you is an infidel. The other, too, is an infidel - and we have reason to believe - an atheist, who does not even believe in an infidel religion," the Minivan newspaper quotes him as saying.
"You fornicate and make a lot of children. You drink and you eat pork. Most of the children that you have are marked with spots and blemishes. These children that you have are bastards."
The camera focuses on the paperwork in front of him, which local media say was not a marriage document but employment contracts - he then begins to read from these.
The celebrant also makes references to bestiality, sexual diseases and "frequent fornication by homosexuals".
Liam is a big baseball fan. He and his father came up with the idea for the costume.MyFOXDFW
He already had a baseball uniform and a pair of glasses. The mustache was the only thing he had to buy.
The boy's mother shaved his head to make sure the costume was complete.
Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.Jacksonville.com
Tobias told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again. She said the baby may have hit his head during the shaking.
Max Fischer from Rushmore (Jason Schwartzman); Chas Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Ben Stiller); Anne-Marie Sakowitz from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Robyn Cohen); Margot Helen Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Gwyneth Paltrow); Francis from The Darjeeling Limited (Owen Wilson); Richie Tenenbaum from The Royal Tenenbaums (Luke Wilson).via
The entire police force of a small northern Mexican town quit after gunmen attacked their recently inaugurated headquarters, according to local reports on Wednesday.MSNBC
Los Ramones Mayor Santos Salinas said nobody was injured in Monday night's attack, during which gunmen fired more than 1,000 bullets at the building's facade, according to Noroeste newspaper's website. Six grenades, of which three detonated, were also flung at the building, the newspaper reported.
All 14 members of the force reportedly resigned Tuesday. Nobody answered the phones at Salinas' offices, according to The Associated Press.
The new police headquarters had been inaugurated three days earlier.
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1. Conrad Veidt (The Man Who Laughs, film, 1928 - inspiration for The Joker)To Live And Die In London | via
2. Cesar Romero (Batman, TV series, 1966-1968)
3. Jack Nicholson (Batman, film, 1989)
4. Mark Hamill (Batman: The Animated Series, Batman: Mask Of The Phantasm, Batman Beyond: Return Of The Joker, Birds Of Prey, Batman: Arkham Asylum/Arkham City 1992-2010)
5. Curtis Armstong (Batman OnStar Commercial, 2000)
6. Roger Stoneburner (Birds Of Prey, TV series, 2002 - voice dubbed by Mark Hamill)
7. Andrew Koenig (Batman: Dead End, short film, 2003)
8. Kevin Michael Richardson (The Batman, cartoon, 2004-2008)
9. Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight, film, 2008)
'He appears to have passed away peacefully during the night, of natural causes, and we are consoled by the knowledge that he enjoyed a good life here.'The Telegraph
'We may decide to give Paul his own small burial plot within our grounds and erect a modest permanent shrine.'
"The victim wasn't interested (in a tattoo) at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons," Det Malcolm told the Queensland Times on Tuesday.The Sydeney Morning Herald
"The bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, `Mate, it's looking really good.'
"He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks.
"When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: `I don't think it's the tattoo you were after'."