Social Media Monopoly

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Spaceballs

Friday, July 30, 2010

Helmet Keanu in Spaceballs

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Serial newsbomber of the day

Friday, July 30, 2010

news raider

His name is Paul Yarrow and he is making random appearances all over the news in Britain. He's been on BBC, Channel 4, ITV, SKY and Al Jazeera. And he's wearing the same top every time.


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Some Icelandic animals

Friday, July 30, 2010

According to Hugleikur Dagsson:

Icelandic Animals

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Helmet Keanu monitor companion

Friday, July 30, 2010


Print, fold, tape.

Previously: Sad Keanu monitor companion

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Warren G. and Nate Dogg's "Regulate" synopsis on Wikipedia

Friday, July 30, 2010

Epic Wikipedia rap song synopsis is epic:
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone.

Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement.

Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions. Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament.

Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants.

Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he's being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.

Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm.

The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren's head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate.
Read the rest: Regulate (song) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - Synopsis

Update: The Wikipedia article has been edited and the synopsis removed. We managed to retrieve the rest of the text:
Nate has seventeen cartridges (sixteen residing in the pistol's magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) to expend on the group of robbers. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.

Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate's account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate's singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy.

The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style. Warren displays his bravado by daring anyone to approach the style. There follows a brief discussion of the genre's musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication almost daily (from Nate's other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a threat to "busters," suggesting that he and Warren will further "regulate" any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their antagonists with small arms fire).

Look

Friday, July 30, 2010


It's 3 meerkats.

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WTF Amazon product of the day

Friday, July 30, 2010


It's a Parent Child Testing Product, if you couldn't figure that out already. And it's pretty cheap too: $25,035.98 for a 15-pack, and $10,035.98 for a 5-pack. The product description says: "Testing product, do not purchase. Please see other products below."

And if you're still in doubt about what it is and what it's good for, there are other pictures of it. Also, some customer reviews.

Animated gif of the day: Fail running stick horse

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Lara Croft street name

Friday, July 30, 2010


Lara Croft Way opens in Derby:
A road named after the heroine of the Tomb Raider video games has opened in Derby.

Lara Croft Way is part of the city's new £36.2m inner ring road system designed to improve traffic flow.

The name was chosen from a shortlist by public vote, with 89% of those polled opting for the character devised by Derby-based game studio Core Design.

Atypical mullet of the day: business on the top, party on the sides

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Funky dancing policeman of the day: this Swedish policeman

Friday, July 30, 2010

In a dancing contest, you will very likely be outdanced by this dancing policeman:


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Helmet Keanu gif

Friday, July 30, 2010

Recursive Helmet Keanu holding itself is recursive.


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Chicken has identity issues

Friday, July 30, 2010


My Penguin Chicken:
Meet Mumble - the chicken that thinks he's a penguin. Farmer Lu Xi said that he got the confused bird as a chick - but instead of scratching in the ground and flying up to a perch to roost at night - Mumble walks around the coop just like a penguin waddling from side to side.

Lu said: "He only has little wings as well just like a penguin which he sticks out when he walks. I guess that's why he never flies."
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Evolution of Natalie Portman's hair

Friday, July 30, 2010


More celebrity hair evolutions: 12 Celebrity Hair Evolutions

They rapin' everbody out here...

Friday, July 30, 2010

Rape victim brother and Internet viral person of the moment, Antoine Dodson, speaks on the news:

Some Michael Jordan facts

Friday, July 30, 2010

From back in the day:


/Trolled!

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University websites

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Steve Carrell vs. Zach Galifianakis

Friday, July 30, 2010

Steve Carrell is Zach's guest on Funny or Die's Between Two Fernsand he's, talking about his upcoming movie Dinner for Schmucks. And other stuff too.


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Pertinent question of the day

Friday, July 30, 2010

Philosoraptor

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Yahoo Answers troll of the day: Meat Curtains recipe

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Björk talks about her TV

Friday, July 30, 2010

From the archives: Icelandic singer and deep thinker Björk tries to answer the question "fuckin' televisions, how do they work?"

Computer programming facts

Friday, July 30, 2010


View infographic

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Epic showdown: flame thrower vs. fire extinguisher

Friday, July 30, 2010

Music video for Dancing Pigeons's Ritalinb:


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Blame BP

Friday, July 30, 2010


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Helmet Keanu photoshops: round 1

Friday, July 30, 2010

You've been warned yesterday, Keanu is back. Deal with it.





See some more on Buzzfeed

Add him yourself to an image of your choice

iPhone popcorn maker app

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Yes, it can:


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Today, in headlines that write themselves

Thursday, July 29, 2010


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Comic superhero of the day: Foreskin Man

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Foreskin Man to the rescue:
Frustrated by societys failure to protect its most vulnerable citizens, Foreskin Man has taken up the fight agains male genital mutilation.

Aided by the power of his technologically advanced plasma boots, Foreskin Man flies above the city to hunt down criminals who cut tthe genitals of innocent boys.

It is the dawn of a new era. Circumcisers, beware!
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Yo dawg pizza

Thursday, July 29, 2010


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Airplane pilot prank goes wrong, yet right

Thursday, July 29, 2010


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Hey look, what is that?

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Oh, shi-

It's a Cyclocosmia

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Cute animal video of the day #2: sleeping puppy

Thursday, July 29, 2010

OMG! Jack Russell puppy, how cute is this?


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Strong North Korean web design is strong

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Today, in WTF HTML coding: viewing the source of The Official Webpage of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK):


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Kid's day at the zoo ruined

Thursday, July 29, 2010


4-year-old little Geoffrey here came to zoo to see cool animals, such as lions, puma, and bears, but the girls wasted all his time seeing only gentle animals.

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Marijuana on the streets of NYC

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Picture taken in East Village, on Brooklyn and Union Square. Whose plant is this?

Marijuana Found Growing Wild On East Village Sidewalk

Neverending moonwalk

Thursday, July 29, 2010


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Snoop Dogg is hanging with a sea lion

Thursday, July 29, 2010


@ San Diego Sea World this past weekend.

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A gallery of dads catching foul balls while holding babies videos

Thursday, July 29, 2010

A Deadspin original:


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Morgan Freeman loved to take a bath in a casket

Thursday, July 29, 2010

From the archives: Morgan Freeman as Count Dracula on The Electric Company.


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Blending in

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Public transportation in America:


*Japan

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Titanic 2 trailer

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Titanic 2: Bigger, badder, cheaper. Coming in August.


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Coolest bench ever

Thursday, July 29, 2010


Bender is watching you, etc.

Situated in Fletcher Moss park, Manchester, UK.

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Cute animal video of the day: Carnitas the little piglet

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The cuteness of Carnitas, the little Juliana mini potbelly will melt your heart.


Thanks Barbarella

Oh shit, not again

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Helmet Keanu original picture

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70's Star Trek with kids

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

A couple of kids from Cape Cod make a Star Trek fan movie in 1978. 30 years later, the video was redubbed and uploaded to Youtube.


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Worst asterisk ever

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


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Alibi prices

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


Seen at the bar of a burger joint.

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How much the war costs you

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


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Dog is mowing the lawn

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

It's a dog. And it's mowing the lawn.


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Zebra + donkey = ?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


Zenkey? Donbra? The guys from Chestatee Wildlife Preserve, where it was born, call it a 'zedonk'.
It turns out, the zebra/donkey romance has been many years in the making, but somehow the duo managed to keep it a secret. "The animals have been running (in the fields) together for more than 40 years, but this is the first time that this has happened here," says the preserve's founder. "We never suspected that they (had mated), so it was quite a surprise when the zedonk was born."

While the mating may have been a well-kept secret, there's little mystery about which characteristics the baby zedonk inherited from her zebra father and which came from her donkey mother. With the distinctive black stripes of a zebra on her legs and face, and the narrow head of a donkey, the wildlife preserve's newest resident looks to be a perfect hybrid.
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Fffffffuuuuuuu emotion chart

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


And how do you feel today?

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How much rappers make per appearance

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Young, Black and Fabulous has put together a top. Here is the top of that top:


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Sex facts

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


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Justin Bieber Segway getaway

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Justin Bieber is trying to escape an crazed mob of teenage fans. His means of transportation is not of much help.


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Frogger

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


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Fanboy license plate of the day

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

3P0 R2D2 license plate

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Youtube easter egg: snake game

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Youtube now offers a snake game to play while you're waiting for the video to load, or while the video is playing and you find it too boring. Just hold down the left key on your keyboard while you're on a Youtube video page and the snake will appear on the video area. Here's a demonstrative video (you'll need to turn your volume up to hear what this guy is saying):


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Punishment

Wednesday, July 28, 2010


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Kick-ass goal celebration of the day

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Only in Iceland: Halldor Orri and his fellow team mates from Stjarnan, celebrate scoring a goal from a penalty kick in a game against Fylkir.


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Mom interrupts hockey fight

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Hockey made less interesting by one of the players' mother.


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Tenure

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


SMBC

Train wreck of the day

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


Sunday night, Stavoren, Holland: a maintenance train derailed, hitting an empty diesel tanker, which it dragged about 100m through a water sports shop to the village square, where it came to a stop. According to reports, 2 people in the cabin suffered minor injuries.

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Bad ass military water extraction

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


This video is taken from the back end of a chinook cargo holding helicopter. They partially submerged the back side so the soldiers could speed right into the back for a quick water extraction.

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WTF of the day: Can't nobody do me like Jesus

Tuesday, July 27, 2010


According to redditor keepreading, this was posted in a local small town newspaper.