1500+ Piercings

Saturday, May 31, 2008


Pip Freaks breaks the world record: over 1.500 piercings within 4 hours.

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Movie Time: An American Crime

Saturday, May 31, 2008

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Based on true events that happened in 1965, the movie tells the story of two daughters of traveling carnival workers who are left for an extended stay at the suburban Indiana home of a single mentally-unstable mother and her family of seven children.

The woman (portrayed with great intensity and evil by Catherine Keener) takes an immediate disliking to the beautiful sixteen-year-old Sylvia (Juno's Ellen Page), one of the two sisters, who she falsely accuses of telling lies, stealing, and promiscuity, which then later leads to a series of horrific and disturbing events.

The film is not for everyone. It is a non-fictional disturbing drama that most people would find difficult to sit through, but it's one of those you definitely shouldn't miss watching.

Scene from the movie:


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Sucky Job

Saturday, May 31, 2008

You know your job sucks when...


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Not everybody gets to be a lawyer or a doctor...

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Pin the Molotov

Saturday, May 31, 2008

This is where you take your kids to educate them.

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Too Much Chili

Saturday, May 31, 2008


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Master of the Internet

Friday, May 30, 2008


Having trouble using the Internet? Call now. This guy can sure help you.

Crazy old promo for the "Master the Internet" video made by a guy with creepy rapist glasses in 1997, the time when you could find Egyptian literature on the internet.

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Scarification Tattoo

Friday, May 30, 2008


The price you pay to look good.

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How Many Beers Fit on a Table?

Friday, May 30, 2008


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Snake Massage

Friday, May 30, 2008


What's more relaxing than having a bunch of snakes crawling all over your back?

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For about $70, clients at Ada Barak's spa in northern Israel can add a wild twist to their treatment by having six non-venomous but very lively serpents slither and hiss a path across their aching muscles and stiff joints.



Barak uses California and Florida king snakes, corn snakes and milk snakes in her treatments, which she said were inspired by her belief that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the creatures to be soothing.

Clients lie down on a massage table while six non-venomous snakes crawl over their back and body. While the snakes slither around, a human masseur applies more traditional massage therapy.

Father Learns Kids Don't Inflate

Friday, May 30, 2008

Phnom Penh - A Cambodian father and mechanic learned the hard way not to inflate children when he inserted an air hose designed to fill car tires into his 5-year-old son's anus and blew him up, local media reported on Thursday.

The Khmer-language Rasmei Kampuchea daily reported Try Sienghym was "playing" with his son Sok Sambo when the incident took place.

The paper said the child's stomach became distended and his concerned mother rushed him to hospital, where he remains in a stable condition and is expected to make a full recovery.

"The father very much regrets playing like this now," the paper quoted a family member as saying.

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Japanese Impersonator Karaoke - "We Are the World"

Friday, May 30, 2008


What is the deal with the Japanese and the karaoke? And this time it's not just simple karaoke. It's impersonators. It's Rionel Richie, it's Ray Rarles and it's Rina Rurner. And some of them are quite good actually. Cyndi Lauper is the best.

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Studying Art

Friday, May 30, 2008

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Free Animals

Friday, May 30, 2008

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An ad campaign made by Ente Nazionale Protezione Animali, the Italian organization for protecting animals.

MoreIt reads: An animal in captivity has only one wish: to escape.

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CCTV Clumsy Robber

Friday, May 30, 2008


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Economics in Short

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Woman Married the Berlin Wall

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Remember Eddie, the man who has sex with cars? Well, he's nothing compared to this one. This woman has a fetish for walls and claims she is the widow of the Berlin Wall.
Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

"I find long, slim things with horizontal lines very sexy. The Great Wall of China's attractive, but he’s too thick – my husband is sexier."

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Snake, Man's Best Friend

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Here's a kid who couldn't convince his parents to get him a dog.

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Koun Samang is a 7-yer-old boy from Cambodia who has a big snake as his best frind.

The snake named Chomran, which means "lucky" in Khmer, is a 20 ft long python who apparently loves giving his human buddy big hugs. A possible reason of their great relationship is their age, which is the same. One might think that at the age of 7 two different individuals would share the same interests.

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The Blackest Kids U Know

Thursday, May 29, 2008


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How to Cross the Street

Thursday, May 29, 2008


This is how they cross the street in Hungary.

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Japanese Sex Guide For Women

Thursday, May 29, 2008


The Japanese girls magazine Anan published a special edition on sex several months ago, featuring this incredible spread instructing cute pink-haired Japanese moppets on the fine art of male nipple stimulation, hand jobs and menages a trois.

Take a peek (NSFW)

The first part of the magazine explains to the girls how to turn on their boyfriends and another part is full of typical questions with explanations from an expert and the last one if full of interesting charts.

They even included a DVD with real actors explicit explanations that caused a little revolution among the girls in my office.


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The 12-Step Recovery Program for Web Addicts

Thursday, May 29, 2008

  1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
  2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
  3. I will get dressed before noon.
  4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
  5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
  6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
  7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.
  8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
  9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
  10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
  11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
  12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
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8 Years in 1 and 1/2 Minutes

Thursday, May 29, 2008


This guy takes a picture of himself every day for about 8 years. And he makes a video out of them.

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I Love Country Music

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


If you don't get it, this might help...

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How to Change a Tire with Your Feet

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


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Excitement on the Enterprise

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Traveling in space for a big period of time can get boring. Nothing that watching a little adult entertainment on the deck won't take care of...

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Wine and Drugs

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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The Most Senior Tattooed Woman in the World

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Meet Isobel Varley. One cool grandma. She is the most senior tattooed woman in the world according to The Guinness Book of World Records. Isobel proves that you can be beautiful, sexy, and very tattooed even as a retiree.

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Sehe is 71 years old and she began her tattoo art collection at the age of 49 after visiting her first tattoo convention in 1986 and being amazed by the artistry and the friendliness of the people. She immediately made an appointment with Bill Cooke for a small bird on her shoulder. By 2000, she had a full bodysuit with work from some of the top artists in the world including Filip Leu, Hori Hiro, Mo'o, Spider Webb, Brent of Dunstable, among so many others, and costing almost $40,000 USD.









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Something Wicked This Way Comes

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


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Playing Flute with the Wrong End

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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Justizzentrum Leoben - Minimum Security Prison in Austria

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

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After we've seen the minimum-security prison/resort in Norway, here's another one, this time in Austria, a country with an apparently very low crime-rate.

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Opened in 2004, the Justizzentrum Leoben (Justice Center Leoben) was built in addition to the district court, and it houses 205 inmates, or better said guests, at it's full capacity, probably all of them VIP's and wealthy gangsters.

Made mainly of glass, it includes a gym, a sports center, private rooms for guests and many more.

The visible inscriptions on the prison's perimeter say "All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights" and "Each of the persons deprived of their liberty must be treated humanely and with respect for the inherent dignity of the human being."

This is the kind of prison that makes you say "name the law that I have to break to get in there and I'll do it!"

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Jessica Alba's Nipples Ads

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Targeted advertising: what is the first word that comes into mind when you think of Jessica Alba?



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Heavy Metal Superstar in the Becoming

Wednesday, May 28, 2008


Dwayne here is on his way to become a Heavy Metal God.
Hey looking for hardcore rock gods to start SUPER BLACK METAL BAND

I am learning to play guitar and also Im ok at singing. need drummer, guitarist, bassist and songwriter to join ONLY JOIN IF YOUR SERIOUS ABOUT METAL OK. I have a bunch of lyrics written so just need someone to come up with music for them. One would be are signature song because its about this high school in an post apoctlyptic world where all the teachers are really The Devil wearing different masks.

Also I was thinking we could be called "Black Horse Riders Of The North" or maybe "Sheep Gut Lickers", I haven't decided.

I am a sophomore at Carlsbad High and I think we can sometimes use the band room because the band teacher likes me, other then that I need someone with a place to practice cuz mom won't let me play metal, she's too afraid of it's POWER

plz contact Dwayne Geitz
johnlockrules42@yahoo.com

The response of another potential Satan worshiper - on Something Awful

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Stare-Off with Jessica Alba

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

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Try to beat Jessica Alba in a staring competition

Bring it on!



Ibeatyou was started by a group of very competitive friends, including Baron Davis from the Golden State Warriors, Cash Warren and Abdul Khan. Ibeatyouvids is ibeatyou's YouTube channel, where we will be showcasing some of our competitions. To see the rest, you can go to http://www.ibeatyou.com. The site is a site for people to compete with each other online in anything that people are good at! Members upload their clips in video, picture or text format and other members vote to decide the winner.

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Kobe Bryant Jumps Over a Pool of Snakes

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


After jumping over a moving Aston Martin, Kobe Bryant jumps over a pool of snakes, this time in a stunt set up with the guys from Jackass.

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The Future of Programming Languages

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

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Creative Advertising

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

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David and Victoria Beckham at the Basketball Game

Tuesday, May 27, 2008


David Beckham - the ex-Manchester United/Real Madrid footbal superstar, and since last year, an LA socialite playing for LA Galaxy, at a Laker game with his wife Victoria. And the cheerleaders. The pictures speak for themselves. It's like one of those comics without dialog.

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Motivational Poster: Determination

Monday, May 26, 2008



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Suicidal Man Poisons 50 Other People

Monday, May 26, 2008


In Kumamoto, Japan, a man was rushed to the emergency room after drinking large amounts of chloropicrin, a very dangerous pesticide. Doctors were attempting to pump the patients stomach when he started violently vomiting before dying.

Not only did the man die but by vomiting, he caused 54 doctors, nurses, and patients breathing problems and sores in their eyes, leaving them desperate for medical help.

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Skating in a Pipe Gone Wrong

Monday, May 26, 2008


What can be more fun than skating in a half pipe? Skating in a full pipe. But if you're going to do that, make sure the pipe is fixed. Especially if it's on top of a hill.

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More Weird People on Craiglist

Monday, May 26, 2008

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Dancing Dog

Monday, May 26, 2008


Not all dogs dance. But some of them just can't help themselves. This one's got it in his blood. He too is a victim of music.

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About Internet Dating

Monday, May 26, 2008


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German Coastguard

Monday, May 26, 2008


A Berlitz English language course ad featuring a German novice coastguard that speaks with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent.

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Basic Instinct Reloaded

Monday, May 26, 2008

Do you remember that famous scene from Basic Instinct where Sharon Stone is wearing a white dress and no panties and she crosses her legs? Well, it happened for real. In Cannes, at this year's film festival.

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The Difference Between Men and Women in a Conversation

Monday, May 26, 2008

A little story that shows the essential differences between a man and a woman:

Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.

And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Elaine, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"
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And then there is silence in the car. To Elaine, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: Geez, I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he's been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I'm trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn't want, or isn't sure of.

And Roger is thinking: Gosh. Six months.

And Elaine is thinking: But, hey, I'm not so sure I want this kind of relationship, either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I'd have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily toward . . . I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?

And Roger is thinking: . . . so that means it was . . . let's see . . February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer's, which means . . . lemme check the odometer . . . Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.

And Elaine is thinking: He's upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I'm reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed -- even before I sensed it -- that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that's it. That's why he's so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He's afraid of being rejected.

And Roger is thinking: And I'm gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don't care what those morons say, it's still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It's 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.

And Elaine is thinking: He's angry. And I don't blame him. I'd be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can't help the way I feel. I'm just not sure.

And Roger is thinking: They'll probably say it's only a 90- day warranty. That's exactly what they're gonna say, the scumballs.

And Elaine is thinking: maybe I'm just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I'm sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.

And Roger is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I'll give them a warranty. I'll take their warranty and stick it right up their ......

"Roger," Elaine says aloud.

"What?" says Roger, startled.

"Please don't torture yourself like this," she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. "Maybe I should never have . . Oh, I feel so......"

(She breaks down, sobbing.)

"What?" says Roger.

"I'm such a fool," Elaine sobs. "I mean, I know there's no knight. I really know that. It's silly. There's no knight, and there's no horse."

"There's no horse?" says Roger.

"You think I'm a fool, don't you?" Elaine says.

"No!" says Roger, glad to finally know the correct answer.

"It's just that . . . It's that I . . . I need some time," Elaine says.

(There is a 15-second pause while Roger, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)

"Yes," he says.

(Elaine, deeply moved, touches his hand.)

"Oh, Roger, do you really feel that way?" she says.

"What way?" says Roger.

"That way about time," says Elaine.

"Oh," says Roger. "Yes."

(Elaine turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)

"Thank you, Roger," she says.

"Thank you," says Roger.

Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Roger gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a tennis match between two Czechoslovakians he never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it's better if he doesn't think about it.

The next day Elaine will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification. They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it, either.

Meanwhile, Roger, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Elaine's, will pause just before serving, frown, and say:

"Norm, did Elaine ever own a horse?"

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Sexy Photos with a Thin Woman

Monday, May 26, 2008


Probably the thinnest woman you have ever seen. And she's posing sexy.

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Persuasive Advertising

Monday, May 26, 2008

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Lucky Day

Monday, May 26, 2008

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This guy walks away from an IED explosion right next to him in Iraq. "Dude down!"

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Hardcore Beer Drinking

Saturday, May 24, 2008


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Steamroller vs. Crane Accident

Friday, May 23, 2008

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The steamroller is heavy. The crane..., not that heavy!

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Why Hidden Camera Should Be Banned

Friday, May 23, 2008

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I'm not much of a hidden camera pranks fan but this one is a very atypical one. The pranker gets pranked by the prankee, if you can say that.

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Photography-Like Painting

Friday, May 23, 2008


Photography? I don't think so.


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Crowded Truck

Friday, May 23, 2008

How many Africans fit on a truck? All of them. And their luggages.



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Lost, the Final Episode Leaked

Friday, May 23, 2008

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This video doesn't contain any major spoilers. The quality is not the best. It was recorded with a camera in a movie theater but it's the final episode of the famous TV show.

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Gypsy Man Taking a Bath

Friday, May 23, 2008

Not all Eastern-European Gypsies are wealthy, like these, or these. Some of them can't even afford a decent shower.

It is also known that they don't care much about their personal hygiene. And this one is not one of them. The pictures were taken at a public fountain in Spain.

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Clamped Driver Cuts Car in Two

Friday, May 23, 2008


Ian, 40, returned home to find the Ford Fiesta had been impounded by the DVLA for having no road tax.

It was legally registered to be off the road — but a clamper saw a rear wheel sticking out.

The DVLA demanded £200 to release it.

But Ian refused — and used a petrol-powered disc cutter to hack it in half when the clampers returned two days later to remove the motor.

He then invited them to take the rear half away as it was the only section that was breaking the law.


Read the article on The Sun.co.uk

Bizzare Japanese Comic

Friday, May 23, 2008


A Japanese comic that goes to show again how different those Asian people and their culture are. This one ads a whole new meaning to the expression "When you see it you'll shit bricks!". Weirdness level: 10. And also: NSFW warning!

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Guy Drinking Beer Gets Owned by the Police

Friday, May 23, 2008

Now we all know that tha law says that drinking alcoholic beverages in public places is an offence. And we also know that a police man's job is to uphold the law. So i guess these rule aplly to this situation. Police brutality!

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Stayin' Alive

Friday, May 23, 2008

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Disco music sounds incredible on a Kenwood sound system. And everybody is just tryin' to stay alive. Even dead people. Especially dead people...

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Flexible Chick

Friday, May 23, 2008


She looks like she's bored...

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Creative Graffiti

Friday, May 23, 2008


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Funny Power Drill Ad

Friday, May 23, 2008


The best power drills are the ones that can drill through everything.

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Asus or MSI? Make Up Your Mind!

Friday, May 23, 2008

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Two different pictures. The first one shows a kid and his Asus notebook and the second one, a kid and his MSI notebook. Right! Apparently the two companies use similar pictures, taken from Getty Images, to promote their products. Notice though that those aren't the exact same picture. So... maybe they changed the laptop during shooting them?

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Is it possible that this is actually an Apple MacBook?

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500 Impressions In 2 Minutes

Thursday, May 22, 2008


This guy has broken every record. Watch him make 500 impressions in only 2 minutes. And all of them extremely convincing.

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Michael Imperioli Fan

Thursday, May 22, 2008


Check out this chick's pictures with Christopher Moltisanti on her Deviant Art page

Math With Brands

Thursday, May 22, 2008

death star + encyclopedia = wikipedia

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Breathing Exercise

Thursday, May 22, 2008


If you wanna stay in shape and have a healthy life, you can't not do this every day

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Jesus At Breakfast

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Q/A joke: What does Jesus say at breakfast?


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$100,000 To Prove That God Exists

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Want to earn an easy $100,000? All you got to do is prove the existence of God.


The requirements are simple. You have to prove is that God:

* created the world
* created life
* is sentient and intelligent
* communicates with mankind
* authored rules for mankind to live by
* communicated consequences if mankind does not live by those rules

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How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Because not everyone knows how to take a crap in the wild.

Our once-pristine wildlands are threatened by ever increasing problems of pollution. Since its first publication in 1989, How to Shit in the Woods has been adopted by outdoor enthusiasts everywhere as part of the solution. In this updated edition, outdoorswoman Kathleen Meyer reviews the newly available portable potties, with special attention to individual trekkers in an all-new chapter, "Plight of the Solo Poop Packer." Other topics include: the growing array of travelers' field water-disinfecting systems, Giardia contamination and the now infamous critter Cryptosporidium, crotch-accessible clothing for women, and a fresh batch of "worst experience" stories, all peppered with irreverent musings. For the purist, there are more wise t.p.-less techniques from the Old World. Written with an effervescent sense of humor, this is a book for anyone who wants to enjoy the outdoors responsibly.
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Playng Snake On A Building

Thursday, May 22, 2008


One of the biggest "analog" screens you have ever seen. The game of snake displayed with the lights from the rooms of a student house in Poland. Somebody has went through a lot of trouble to create this.

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Why Overweight Wives Are Good

Thursday, May 22, 2008


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Man Has Sex With Cars

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

This guy had sex with about 1000 cars.

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Pictured above is Edward Smith and his present day girlfriend named Vanilla, a VW Beetle who looks a lot like Herbie the Love Bug. He also likes Knight Rider and he says he banged Airwolf.

The man has been having sex with cars ever since he was 15 and he claims he has never been attracted to women or men.
I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference.

I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change.

Read more about him on The Telegraph

Jesus Is Alive And Well

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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He's been spotted at a speedboat race, walking away from an accident.

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Google Maps Catches Shooting

Wednesday, May 21, 2008



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Soccer Fan Vs. Police Dog

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Besides his team losing the finals, this Glasgow Rangers fan had a really bad night last week, when after the game, the cops let a dog loose on him, during riots between the fans and police, after the UEFA finals last week in Manchester, England.

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Rocky Goes To Hollywood

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

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Here's a great viral from a series of videos made to promote Levi's Jeans. Created by Benzo Theodore, the same guy responsible for the one with the guys jumping into their jeans. It tells the story of Rocky, an orangutan struggling in life, trying to pursue a movie career in Hollywood. The video is absolutely wonderful. One of the best ones on youtube, if you ask me.

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The Super Mario Brothers Car

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Looks like the owner of this Lada Riva form Russia is a huge fan of the NES video game.


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Photographer Skewered By Javelin

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


A photographer was speared through the leg by a javelin when he got a little too close to the action at a school sports event.

Newspaper photographer Ryan McGeeney of the Standard-Examiner in Utah in the US was spared serious injury in the mishap, and even managed to snap a photo of his speared leg while others worked to help him.


Read article on Metro.co.uk

Amazing Photoshop Art

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

What do you get when you combine these two individuals in Photoshop?

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This:

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God Save The Queen Played On A Renault F1

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Well, not the Sex Pistols tune, which apparently is far more popular on the internet, but the British National Anthem. Played on a Renault Formula 1 race car, with the help of the engine software.

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Donkey Goes To Jail For Assault

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico (AP) -- A donkey is doing time in southern Mexico for assault and battery.

The animal was locked up at a local jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances after it bit and kicked two men near a ranch in Chiapas state, police said Monday.

Officer Sinar Gomez said the donkey will remain behind bars until its owner agrees to pay the men's medical bills.


I wonder if he was read his rights.

Read the article on The Daily Astorian

Cop At Work

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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The Evolution Of Mobile Phones

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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From 1985 to the present day. In 3 minutes of video.

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Train Your Fish To Do Amazing Things

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

the R2 Fish School Training Kit

Got a pet fish? Is he boring? Does he never do anything interesting? Of course he doesn't, that's what fish do. They just swim around doing nothing. Eventually you get bored of them. Now here's something that might help: the R2 Fish School Training Kit!

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12-Year-Old Kid Gets In Trouble For Drunk Driving

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

An Arkansas preteen faces a drunken driving charge after he and a friend drank his parents' beer, "got liquored up" and crashed his stepfather's pickup truck, the Johnson County sheriff said.

Sheriff Jimmy Dorney said the 12-year-old boy and his 10-year-old friend drove off in the truck May 4 to find a girl they met at a rodeo. The boys made it about 10 miles before the 12-year-old lost control of the truck.

Dorney said the truck hit and jumped over a guardrail, sending it careening 50 feet down a steep hill into a forest.


Read full article on Breitbart.com

Arm-Thumb

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Here's how you get creative with your handicap:


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Funny People On The Price Is Right

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


What's more fun than making an ass of yourself on national television? Making an ass of yourself on television twice!

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Funeral Services Advertisment

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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Double Knock-Out

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


If, during a cage fight, both of the fighters knock each other out, who wins? The one who hits the floor last? Do they both win? I mean, they both knocked the other one out...

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Keyboard That Looks A Lot Like A Pair Of Shoes

Tuesday, May 20, 2008


Is somebody over at Amazon getting fired?

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Flattened Car

Monday, May 19, 2008

A flattened taxi lies under one of the boulders that crushed it on the earthquake damaged streets of Beichuan in Sichuan Province on May 16, 2008. Beichuan is one of the areas hit hardest by the quake, which has caused deaths across at least four provinces and regions. At least 1,000 Beichuan students and teachers were killed or buried in the collapse of the town's secondary school and up to 5,000 people in the area may have also been killed by the 7.8-magnitude quake - Getty Images
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Playboy Rain Ad

Monday, May 19, 2008

wet t-shirt billboard ad

Creative Playboy billboard ad seen on the streets of Dusseldorf, Germany, that makes you wish for more rainy days.

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Creative Playboy billboard ad seen on the streets of Dusseldorf, Germany, that makes you wish for more rainy days.

Before the rain:

playboy boobs

After the rain:

playboy boobs

Just like at a wet-shirt contest.

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Ferry Pick-Up Truck Accident

Monday, May 19, 2008


Some retard ties a rope from the shore to a pick-up truck on a ferry that's about to leave. Prank? Stupidity? They forgot? We can't say. Watch what happens.

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Snake Immobilized After Swallowing Deer

Monday, May 19, 2008


After swallowing a huge deer, a python from an Indian zoo found himself unable to move and the zoo officials had to pack it into a bag and carry it away to a reserve forest for release in the wild.

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Fencing Lessons For The Old

Monday, May 19, 2008


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Woman Sits Dead In Front Of TV For 42 Years

Monday, May 19, 2008

The remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing.

Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television.

Read the full article on dailyrecord.co.uk

Trained Flies

Monday, May 19, 2008

trained fly

It must be really hard to train a fly. But apparently it's possible.

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Pinned Pigeon

Monday, May 19, 2008

pigeon vs pin
Pigeons in Seattle, Washington, are under attack by an unknown assailant with a dart gun, officials say.

Local authorities have received several reports of pigeons found in the city center with 3- to 4-inch (7.5- to 10-centimeter) metal darts through their skulls.
- National Geographic

Crazy Stage Dive

Monday, May 19, 2008

jumping from the roof

Do you think jumping off the stage into the crowd can be dangerous? Watch this guy from Scary Kids Scaring Kids doing it at a concert. Stage diving taken to the next level.

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Weird People On Craiglist

Monday, May 19, 2008

Some people have the strangest fetishes. Please contact this guy and help him have a good time.

craiglist's weirdest
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Penalty Kick Gone Wrong

Monday, May 19, 2008


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Trunk Not Big Enough

Monday, May 19, 2008


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Movie Time: Southland Tales

Monday, May 19, 2008

I decided to add a new category of posts to this blog where I would write a couple of words about movies I have seen recently. Not your average main-stream ones that you take your girl to and buy her popcorn and make out in the theater, but more like off-beat, strange movies that you don't get to see every day.


Today's movie: Southland Tales
southland tales movie poster

Written and directed by Richard Kelly, the maker of Donnie Darko, Southland Tales is set in a dystopian ante-apocalyptic future in July 2008 in Los Angeles. It follows the story of a very confused action star named Boxer Santoros (Duane "The Rock" Johnson) who was struck with amnesia, and is researching a character for a movie based on his more or less awful screenplay, Jericho Kane, a police man in search for the truth.

Besides it's great cast and a great job from the writer/director, this movie's got everything it needs to entertain. There' action, comedy, there's adventure, plot twists, music, there's science fiction, there's drama, violence, and there's Justin Timberlake.

Scene from the film:


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Crazy Ram

Sunday, May 18, 2008

ram attacks master

A ram goes postal on his owner and attacks him for selling his female sheep life partners.

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Ass Through The Window

Sunday, May 18, 2008

When you moon someone from your car, you show them your ass through the window


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Han Solo and Princess Leia Boob Grab

Sunday, May 18, 2008

han solo grabs princess leia's boob

Tricky little devil Harrison Ford takes advantage of Carrie Fisher getting hit by a storm trooper laser gun, to pull the old "squeeze squeeze" trick on her during the shot of Star Wars. I guess we missed this part while watching the movie.

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Directing Traffic

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Picture taken in Bucharest, Romania

Autoloading Bobcat

Friday, May 16, 2008

 How To Get a Mini-Digger into a Truck Without a Ramp

Want to load a bobcat onto a truck and you don't have a ramp? Here's how you do it.

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Running On Empty

Friday, May 16, 2008

The theory of modern war explained

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Unconsiderate Message Board

Friday, May 16, 2008

4chan, famous for it's unconventional humor, is known to have no limits. Check this out:


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Russian Cult Members Leave Their Cave

Friday, May 16, 2008

The last nine members of a Russian doomsday cult have left their cave where they have been living since last October because of the end of the world that was programmed for April or May this year. The reason they left: fumes from two of the members rotting corpses were jeopardizing their health.
The nine were the last of a group of 35 men, women and children that had dug into a hillside near the Volga region town of Penza in November and threatened to blow themselves up with gas canisters if authorities tried to remove them.

Their leader, Pavel Kuznetsov, predicted the apocalypse for April or May this year, but would not join them underground, saying God had different tasks for him. In March, he attempted suicide after 24 members left the cave.

Read more about it on Las Vegas Sun

Flooded Neighborhood

Friday, May 16, 2008


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12 Mins. Of Funny Internet

Friday, May 16, 2008


A compilation of virals, crashes, accidents, pranks, stunts, mis-haps, bloopers, face plants and calamities that have been going around the internet over the past few years. If you haven't been on the internet for the past 5 years or so, this is what you missed.

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Ghetto Booty

Friday, May 16, 2008


Is this what Sir Mix-A-Lot was talking about...?

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