Friday, June 29, 2007
This post exists only to demonstrate how smart I am...
In honor (or in horror) of these bizarre beverages seemingly not fit to rinse your septic tank, raise a cracked glass to the Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks, the first ten inductees into the Soft Drink Hell of Fame... Jeers!
This Top Ten Bizarre Japanese Soft Drinks gives a pretty good indication why most of the 1000 or so new soft drinks and beverages launched in Japan every year fail miserably.
Look on the bright side, though: they may not be good to drink, but you can't say they're not good for a laugh.
|General Custer||Where did all them fucking Indians come from?|
|Mayor of Hiroshima||"What the fuck was that?"|
|Captain of the Titanic||"Where's all the fucking water coming from?"|
|Michelangelo||"You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"|
|Einstein||"Any fucker could understand that."|
|Sean Penn||"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"|
|John Lennon||"Is that a real fucking gun?"|
|Donald Campbell||"The fucking throttle is stuck."|
|Anne Boleyn||"Heads are going to fucking roll."|
|Richard Nixon||"Who's going to fucking know?"|
|Niki Lauda||"I thought I could fucking smell petrol."|
|Mark Thatcher||"What fucking map?"|
|Picasso||"It does fucking look like her."|
|Christopher Columbus||"Where the fuck are we?"|
|Michael Jackson||"It's a fucking skin condition"|
and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
|Pythagarus||"How the fuck did you work that one out?"|
|Walt Disney||"Fuck a duck."|
|Joan of Arc||"I don't suppose it will fucking rain."|
|George Bush||"Fcuk! I can't spell."|
|Miss Marples||"I haven't got a fucking clue."|
|Noah||"Scattered showers, my fucking arse."|
|Donald Trump||"You're fucking fired!"|
|Judge Judy||"Shut the fuck up!"|
|Paris Hilton||"Fuck me."|
|Ronald Regan to the Pope||"Yes it does fucking hurt."|
|Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066||"Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"|
|John F Kennedy||"Who needs that fucking bubble top?"|
|John F Kennedy||"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head."|
|John F Kennedy Jr.||"What's wrong with this fucking altimeter?"|
|Bill Clinton||"I should have fucked her."|
|Bill Clinton||"I didn't fucking inhale!"|
|Hurricane Katrina||"Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."|
|Leonardo da Vinci||"Call that a fucking smile?"|
|Sir Walter Raleigh||"That's another good cloak fucked!"|
|William Tell||"Keep Fucking Still."|