Argentine reporter grog fail

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Idiot Argentine journalist in epic Monkey Island "grog" fail:

A sensationalist Argentine journalist shares his private investigation on Facebook groups were teenagers share alcoholic recipes. Apparently one of the members posted Monkey Island's grog as a joke, but the journalist alarms the viewers, convinced that it's a real drink.

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The many faces of Arnold Schwarzenegger

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The most patient reporter in the world

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The dullest blog in the world

Lots of interesting and fun stuff here. Here are a couple of posts:


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Energy

Time to get about 2 whole mins. of energy in you with the help of this Hungarian guy.


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Duck fashion parade

Animal cruelty comes in many forms.


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Funny and creative tombstones

More - Ten Tombstones That you Have to Grin At

Cheating husband punishment

Wife Shames Cheating Husband During Rush Hour:

William Taylor of Centreville, Va., got caught getting a little action on the side when he forgot to remove the incriminating evidence from his cell phone.

After finding the proof, his wife doled out a rather interesting punishment -- she forced him to stand at one of the busiest intersections in the D.C. metropolitan area wearing a sandwich board telling everyone he's a cheater. Consider it a modern-day version of a scarlet letter -- humiliating, but less catastrophic than some scorned women's destructive revenge tactics.

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Funny and offensive ads

More - Belgian humor magazine runs most offensive ads in history of mankind

Forwarding emails

Please Forward This Post

1D etch-a-sketch

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Girls make a huge mess in the kitchen

Reason #17 not to have children.


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Bigfoot sighting in Poland

Polish Yeti caught on film:

Piotr Kowalski, 27, from Warsaw was on a walking holiday in the Tatra mountains in Poland when he saw a mountain goat on one of the slopes. As he started filming, his attention was suddenly grabbed by the Yeti creature emerging from behind some rocks.

"I saw this huge ape-like form hiding behind the rocks. When I saw it it was like being struck by a thunderbolt," he told the daily Superexpress.

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Why love hurts

Stereotypical win

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Rich man, poor man

São Paulo, Brazil.


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R.I.P. DJ AM

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Adam Michael Goldstein, a.k.a. DJ AMMarch 30, 1973 – August 28, 2009

No underwater smoking in Minnesota

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Rhino can't get it up

Somebody give them a hand.

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Book of the day

Knitting With Dog Hair: Better A Sweater From A Dog You Know and Love Than From A Sheep You'll Never Meet


From the Amazon WTF gallery

Advice

Because that's what the Internet is for.


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Best bull ride ever

Wait for it...


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Where the Wild Things Are cupcakes

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Statisctics say:

Teens Who Skip Breakfast Lose Virginity Earlier:

Oddly enough, that's what a new study finds.

Japanese researchers studied 3,000 people and said that teens who skip breakfast lose their virginity earlier than those who start their days off with some food, Agence France-Presse reported Friday.

Specifically, researchers found that people in their early teens who regularly skipped breakfast lost their virginity at an average age of 17.5 years old, versus an average age of 19 for breakfast eaters.

The study, funded by Japan's health ministry, looked for ways to curb unwanted pregnancies. Researchers concluded that a stable home life — one that encourages breakfast eating — discourages early sex.

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Rottweiler vs. sheep

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Nelson Mandela smells so good

It sill makes more sense than this one.

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A diagram of mythical creatures

Dog + Dog + Dog = Cerberus

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Döme vs. fence

Check out Döme jumping over a fence. I hear he used to be a Navy Seal.


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Way to go Google!

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Truth in advertising

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Bless you

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Michael Jackson is still alive

This video shows that Michael was still alive after his dead body was transported to the Los Angeles Dept. of Coroner I checked the license plate number and it looks like the King of Pop is jumping out of the same van, his dead body has been in. I got the original video tape from a trustworthy source. I know him for years. And I am sure it´s real and Michael is alive.

Of course he's alive. He's hanging with Elvis.

24 in a single night

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Remember, guys

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Shanghai authorities are sick of Chinglish

Shanghai seeks end to 'Chinglish':

The authorities in the Chinese city of Shanghai are starting a campaign to try to spot and correct badly phrased English on signs in public places.

Chinglish, as the inaccurate use of the language is known, has long been a source of embarrassment for the authorities there.

It is also a source of amusement to foreign visitors.

But Shanghai wants to spruce up its image. It is expecting millions of visitors for the World Expo fair.

Student volunteers will check the English on signs throughout the city.

If they suspect the translation is less than accurate they will inform the government. Then the bureaucrats will request that whoever is responsible corrects the mistake.

Life's little instructions

We should all live by these.


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Caps Lock problem

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Movie trailer of the day

Gator Bait, probably the greatest movie ever made.

A hypothetical example

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In the news

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Rock radio

It actually works. Check it out

Why English is so hard to learn

Here are a few examples:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

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How to teach your parents a lesson

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Bear sighting re-enactment

"This is what the bear probably looked like. Except real."


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Photoshop?

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The Lulz'

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I Love You, Jean Claude

Runner-up short film at the Fantastic Fest 2008.

Papercraft Keyboard Cat

Make your own Keyboard Cat. It plays the little piano when you crank the handle.

Link (w/ instructional video)

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A small history of 'shops

Apparently, they had fake pictures ever since the beginning of time, I mean... photography. Here's one with Mao (right) who had Po Ku (left) replaced with a door after he fell out of favor.


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When you see it, you'll shit bricks

Camouflaged toads wallpaper

Penis shark

Just another shark caught with a huge penis in his mouth, nothing out of the ordinary...


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Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

From the publisher of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies comes a new tale of romance, heartbreak, and tentacled mayhem:

Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters expands the original text of the beloved Jane Austen novel with all-new scenes of giant lobsters, rampaging octopi, two-headed sea serpents, and other biological monstrosities. As our story opens, the Dashwood sisters are evicted from their childhood home and sent to live on a mysterious island full of savage creatures and dark secrets. While sensible Elinor falls in love with Edward Ferrars, her romantic sister Marianne is courted by both the handsome Willoughby and the hideous man-monster Colonel Brandon. Can the Dashwood sisters triumph over meddlesome matriarchs and unscrupulous rogues to find true love? Or will they fall prey to the tentacles that are forever snapping at their heels? This masterful portrait of Regency England blends Jane Austen’s biting social commentary with ultraviolent depictions of sea monsters biting. It’s survival of the fittest—and only the swiftest swimmers will find true love!

The Crasher Squirrel pwnd

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Linux baby rocker

Pure nerdly ingenuity.


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Movie posters from Ghana

Check out Roger Moore:

In the 1980s video cassette technology made it possible for “mobile cinema” operators in Ghana to travel from town to town and village to village creating temporary cinemas. The touring film group would create a theatre by hooking up a TV and VCR onto a portable generator and playing the films for the people to see.

In order to promote these showings, artists were hired to paint large posters of the films (usually on used canvas flour sacks). The artists were given the artistic freedom to paint the posters as they desired - often adding elements that weren’t in the actual films, or without even having seen the movies. When the posters were finished they were rolled up and taken on the road (note the heavy damages). The “mobile cinema” began to decline in the mid-nineties due to greater availability of television and video; as a result the painted film posters were substituted for less interesting/artistic posters produced on photocopied paper.

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Humans on display

A New Species at Bristol Zoo

The good old glue on the toilet seat prank

At the mall. Outrage after man glued to public toilet:

Authorities in far north Queensland are outraged after a "sick joke" forced the humiliating rescue of a man who became stuck to the seat of a shopping centre toilet.

Ambulance officers were called about 10.30am (AEST) on Saturday to rescue the man after he sat on toilet seat which had been smeared with a fast-acting adhesive.

He was forced to undergo the humiliation of leaving the Cairns Central shopping centre with the seat still attached to his behind, in full view of a busy crowd of Saturday morning shoppers.

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Father of the day

Becuz the only thing higher than you is your daughter

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Butt drugs

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I'll keep watch Mama

Rather odd activity spotted at Waterton's Red Rock Canyon parking lot. Bighorn sheep lamb appears to be on the alert for the van's owner while Mama checks out it's rear end. The very courteous Ranger said this is actually a real nuisance: the sheep lick the chemicals off the outsides of the catalytic converters, particularly looking for any salts. (Link)

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Flip flop trouble

A rebel flip flop that just doesn't want to co-operate.


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Signs of Chuck Norris

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USS Enterprise dog

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100 years of visual effects in movies

The evolution of special effects seen in the movies:

1900 - The Enchanted Drawing, 1903 - The Great Train Robbery,1923 - The Ten Commandments (Silent), 1927 - Sunrise, 1933 - King Kong, 1939 - The Wizard of Oz, 1940 - The Thief of Bagdad, 1954 - 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, 1956 - Forbidden Planet, 1963 - Jason and the Argonauts, 1964 - Mary Poppins, 1977 - Star Wars, 1982 - Tron, 1985 - Back to the Future, 1988 - Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1989 - The Abyss, 1991 - Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1992 - The Young Indiana Jones, Chronicles, 1993 - Jurassic Park, 2004 - Spider-Man 2, 2005 - King Kong, 2006 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, 2007 - Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, 2007 - The Golden Compass, 2008 - The Spiderwick Chronicles, 2008 - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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How much do you need to work for a Big Mac

Around the world.


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Seeking brain surgeon on Craigslist

ASAP.

Need a Brain Surgery Intern ASAP! I have just been diagnosed with a brain tumor and the doctor says that I only have 3 months to live unless I have brain surgery. This is an unpaid operation, but you will receive credit and snacks while you are operating. This is a good way to build up your resume by networking with others who need free surgery. If you do a good job, and I live, this may lead to future PAID surgeries!
If you have your own surgery tools and anesthesia, that is a plus and you move to the front of the line.
Please respond with a link to all of the operations that you have performed, transcripts from the universities that you attended, and a copy of your MCAT scores.
Please only respond if you are SERIOUS. You must be a team player and have your own car.

Here's the link.

Movie monster size comparison chart

That's:

A. Chucky (Child's Play)
B. Wicked Witch of the West (The Wizard of Oz)
C. Tyranosaurus Rex
D. King Kong
E. Rancor (Star Wars VI - The Return of the Jedi)
F. Megatron (Transformers)
G. The 500 Foot Woman (Attack of the 500 Foot Woman, Monsters vs. Aliens)
H. The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (Ghost Busters)
I. Tripod (War of the Worlds)
J. Godzilla
K. Clover (Cloverfield)

Tee available.

Asian domestic violence

The cutest thing I've seen all day.


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The greatest party ingredient ever

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This just in

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Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

WTF video of the day:


The Youtube description says it all:

Deep in the forest lived Billy and his charming companions. They peacefully honed their bodies and listened to music there. But a wave of development came upon the forests. One who would turn all to road. Kagamine Rin had come. Billy must stop the construction before all is turned to road

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The Gay Bomb

If they had actually used the The Gay Bomb, it would have been one hell of a weapon.

The "Halitosis bomb" and "Gay bomb" are informal names for two theoretical non-lethal chemical weapons, which a United States Air Force research laboratory speculated about producing, which involved discharging female sex pheromones over enemy forces in order to make them sexually attracted to each other. The U.N. regards the 'gay bomb' as both an illegal and degrading weapon. (Wikipedia)

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Driver's licence picture of the day

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