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Back boobs

Almost as awesome as front boobs.

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Crazy dance

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Obama made of hair

Chinese hairstylist completes hair-made sculpture of Barack Obama (2009-11-15)

Huang spent 7 days and 7 nights completing the sculpture made of 4 kilograms of hair to welcome the visit of the U.S. President. Barack Obama arrived at Shanghai Pudong International Airport late Sunday (15 November 2009) and in one step, kicking off his 4-day visit to China.

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Caught with his pants down

Romanian caught with his pants down during alleged burglary:

An unnamed 22-year-old Romanian man "apparently tried to break into a supermarket through a small window" reports ksdk.com.

The incident occurred on Sunday in the city of Almancil in southern Portugal.

As can be seen in the video, the man was trapped in a window and at some point lost his pants while trying to free himself.

According to ksdk.com, the Romanian man "was stuck like this for 11 hours until the owner arrived for work and found the strange sight."

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Bunny-throwing champion

Lies!

A 19-year-old German girl won the world rabbit throwing championship in Waitomo, New Zealand yesterday.

Tourist no bunny as a thrower:

More than 70 people took part in the event, according to organiser Barry Woods, who said it was great to see people of all ages rolling up their sleeves and taking part.

"Basically this was a stand against the PC brigade who think there is something wrong with what goes on in the real world," Mr Woods said.

Competitors selected a dead rabbit from a pile and threw it into a trailer attached to a motorbike which, Mr Woods said, was exactly how it's done on the farm.

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Praying video game

Mass: We pray:

A family shouldn't have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord. Now you can go to church every day without leaving your home. Participate in more than 24 unique and exhilarating Ceremonies. Be sure to try them all. The more you play, the more Grace points you collect. Then trade in your Grace points to unlock the Holy Mysteries. Only from Prayer Works Interactive. Help bring your family closer. To Heaven.

Embroidery of the day

ZZ Top, Indiana Jones, the Royal Tenenbaums, Henry the 8th, and others. Awesome embroidery is awesome.


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Word of the year - 'unfriend'

'Unfriend' Chosen as Oxford Dictionary's 2009 Word of the Year:

Proving that social networking is a huge cultural force, the New Oxford American Dictionary has chosen 'unfriend' as its 2009 Word of the Year (WOTY). To unfriend means to remove someone from your friend list on a social network like Facebook or MySpace.

It beat hashtag, intexticated, netbook, paywall and sexting.

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Lion opens car door with teeth

They're evolving. Lion opens family's car door with his teeth:

As the white Toyota came to a halt in the Lion Safari Park in Johannesburg, it slowly padded over while the family inside watched in excitement, unaware of what was about to happen.

Their glee turned to horror as the 300lb lion firmly took the rear door handle with his teeth and pulled it open in one deft movement.

For several seconds the car remained still while the occupants digested the shock of what had happened before finally hitting the accelerator and driving off.

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Owned on Omegle

Just another cybersex conversation with a stranger.


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Diarrhea pants

Don't watch this while eating.


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The Loch Ness monster is in Florida

Mysterious sea creature spotted in Madeira Beach canal:

Russ Sittloh says a mysterious serpent-like creature that's at least 20 feet long has been swimming in the canal behind his Madeira Beach home and he wants to find out what it is.

"The head will come up and then it will disappear and then the next thing you know, you'll see a couple rolls behind it," Sittloh said.

Sittloh has named the creature "Normandy Nessie" after the road he lives on. The 78-year-old retired engineer has also set up a camera to capture video of the creature and so far he's recorded "Normandy Nessie" six times.

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The history of the Internet in a nutshell

Here’s a brief history of the Internet, including important dates, people, projects, sites, and other information that should give you at least a partial picture of what this thing we call the Internet really is, and where it came from.

While the complete history of the Internet could easily fill a few books, this article should familiarize you with key milestones and events related to the growth and evolution of the Internet between 1969 to 2009.

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The gerbil shirt

Gerbil Shirt - patented in 1999

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The Penistron

It's just like a vagina only it's not a real vagina. And you can have sex with it with other people, on the Internet. And other WTF inventions from, of course, Japan.


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Wearing pants is illegal in Paris if you're a woman

Women banned from wearing trousers in Paris:

The rule banning women from dressing like men – namely by wearing trousers - was first introduced in 1800 by Paris' police chief and has survived repeated attempts to repeal it.

The 1800 rule stipulated than any Parisienne wishing to dress like a man "must present herself to Paris' main police station to obtain authorisation".

In 1892 it was slightly relaxed thanks to an amendment which said trousers were permitted "as long as the woman is holding the reins of a horse".

Then in 1909, the decree was further watered down when an extra clause was added to allow women in trousers on condition they were "on a bicycle or holding it by the handlebars".

In 1969, amid a global movement towards gender equality, the Paris council asked the city's police chief to bin the decree. His response was: "It is unwise to change texts which foreseen or unforeseen variations in fashion can return to the fore."

The latest attempt to remove the outmoded rule was in 2003.

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The cutest own-goal you'll see today

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Only pandas look good with dark circles

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Alien baby sonogram t-shirt

Who's The Daddy? T-Shirt

Craziest beard ever

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So these two goats hop on a bus...

Persistent goats are persistent. They wanna take the bus.

Two baby pygmy goats tried to get a free ride after they broke out of their pen and walked on board a bus in Vancouver.

Jorja Blake said her goats, Yoda and Yates, follow her around like puppies and, on Wednesday, they hopped a fence and followed two women to the C-Tran bus stop near St. John's Road and 58th Street. As the women got on board Route 25, so did Yoda and Yates.

Surveillance video from the bus shows the two women trying to stop the goats from getting on.

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Digg comments FTW

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A true wedding crasher

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300-orgasms-a-day woman finds the man of her dreams

I've found the man of my screams:

A SINGLE mum with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man to keep her satisfied - after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she would never meet the partner of her dreams. She was just too demanding for all her previous lovers.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

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When stars lost their virginity

Actor Tina Fey from 30 Rock ... held out until she was 24, and met her husband.

A very accurate fact gallery (according to which all the Jonas brothers are still virgins) - When stars lost their virginity

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Yahoo answer of the day

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Steffi Graf is a material girl

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Cat handling

Guido habitat

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Tauntaun costume

Star Wars aficionado Scott Holden made himself a Tauntaun to wear as a costume at the Exotic Zone ball in Sacramento.

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Rat tail

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Newspaper headlines FTW

More: The 10 Most (In)Famous Music Headlines Ever Printed

Scarlett Johansson explained

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Not the best show

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Cyanide & Happiness

How to keep a dog busy

Woman kicks shark's ass

Woman beats off Great White shark:

An Australian woman has survived an attack by a Great White shark by beating it with a paddle after it knocked her off a surf ski.

Linda Whitehurst, the shark's intended victim, said: "I thought this is it, he is going to grab my leg. I had my blade (paddle) and I just kept punching, punching, punching."

She suffered only small lacerations on her right arm in the fight with the 8ft-long shark.

She then managed to scrambling back onto her surf ski and paddling to shore at Byron Bay's famous surfing beach, "The Pass", on Australia's east coast.

Record cover art

There are those who will throw away their old record covers but there are those that will use them to create some mind blowing artistic stuff. One of them is definitely Christian Marclay, a New York visual artist, DJ and composer who used record covers of Michael Jackson , Doors, Donna Summer, David Bowie and many others for this piece of art. The relationship of sound, vision, music, art and performance is the focus of his work.

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Bacon mug

The proper way to enjoy a beer.


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69?

Fine by me...

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How to win at roulette

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Return of the ninja cat

Remember the sneaky ninja cat? Here's how he operates:

Spider-Man arrested

What is this world coming to? Spider-Man arrested due to assault on Hollywood Boulevard:

According to the Los Angeles Times, Christopher Loomis was working Hollywood Boulevard in his Spidey suit, collecting tips from tourists by posing for pictures, when he allegedly slugged a man in the face and arms.

Once the victim refused to press charges, you'd think that would be the end of it, but Loomis was arrested when the police discovered he had outstanding misdemeanor warrants and held him in lieu of $5,500 bail.

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Sarkozy wants a VIP box

I don't know if this is real or fake but it sure is funny. Letters between the French Department of Diplomatic Affairs and the Irish Consulate in Paris requesting a VIP box for the French president Nicolas Sarkozy for the Ireland-France soccer game in Dublin.


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Dogs welcoming soldiers home

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Black by popular demand

They asked him to be black.

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Desktop cleaner

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Dachshunds vs. R/C car

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Interesting fact of the day

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Beatle wigs

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Piranha garden shears

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Know your weakness

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Why Hollywood keeps making sequels

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The fastest goal ever

2 seconds in the game. Beat that! 21-year-old Saudi player Nawaf Al Abed scores for his team Al Hilal against Al Shoalah on Saturday Nov 7th 2009.

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In China they have a kissing police

Authorities have set up patrols at a university campus in China to watch out for couples who are hugging, kissing or sitting too close to each other.

On the college's internet bulletin boards one woman describes how she and her boyfriend were sitting together when a patrol spotted them. The patrol member got behind them and kept coughing until they moved apart.

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Last Supper photoshop of the day

Hollywood bad boys Last Supper.


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Man provides photo for his own wanted poster

A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.

South Wales Police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.

When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van. They obligingly printed it on the front page.

The police thanked him for helping them in their appeal, saying: "Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now."

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2-year-old listening to Michael Jackson

"Michael working his magic on a 2 year old"


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Russian roulette app for iPhone

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Roller coaster of funny faces

Epic photoshop is epic. Original

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Pandas' escape plan

These two pandas have a plan: one of them distracts the zoo-keeper while the other one opens the door. Then, they both make a run for it.


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Graffiti artist runs out of purple

The piece, spray-painted in bright purple against a white concrete wall at West Oaks Park, reads "Solo."

But the artist, apparently frustrated that he came up short on paint supplies, scrawled an almost apologetic side-note that read, "ran out of purple," Palm Bay police Officer Dan Fisher noted.

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World's luckiest train inspector

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Horse sticks out tongue on command

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Weird stuff celebrities said

Hillary Swank:

"Well, my boyfriend's son is 6 years old, and you wonder at what age you should stop walking around nude. Every morning he comes into the bedroom, and you're just nude. But he doesn't look twice; he doesn't think about it yet. I just toss and turn too much when I sleep, and if I'm in clothes, I get all twisted up."

More - Sarah Jessica Parker Likes to Smell What?!?

The Google logo designer has some marital problems

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World's smallest pregnant woman

World's smallest mother to risk giving birth for third time:

The world’s smallest mother is about to give birth for the third time - despite warnings she is risking her life.

Stacey Herald, who is just 2ft 4in tall, was told that becoming pregnant could kill her, but bravely defied doctors to have two babies half her height.

The 35-year-old from Dry Ridge, Kentucky in the U.S. suffers from Osteogenesis Imperfecta, which causes brittle bones and underdeveloped lungs, and means she failed to grow.

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Transformers truck costume

No match for the bumblebee.

Shark bites little sharks out of another shark

Shark bite prompts surprise birth:

A pregnant shark at a New Zealand aquarium was bitten by another shark, unexpectedly releasing four baby sharks as visitors watched.

An aquarium spokeswoman said stunned visitors saw the injured shark and alerted staff that they had also seen things float from the gaping wound.

The babies were removed from the tank to prevent stingrays and other sharks from eating them.

How to eat a chicken wing

If you eat yor chicken wings without removing the bones from them first, take a look at this:


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Lucky drunk woman almost hit by train

That was close video of the day.

This footage was taken by surveillance videos at North Station in Boston. A drunk woman falls on to the train tracks and it ever so close to being run over by a train. Luckily a few people waiting on the platform was able to wave and get the conductors attention in time to brake early enough.

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Awesome newsbombing

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Cannabis use in Europe

Which Europeans are most likely to have tried cannabis?

OVER a fifth of Europeans have taken cannabis at some point in their lives, according to new report on illegal drug use from the EMCDDA, the EU's drug-monitoring arm. Over 30% of Danes, French and Italians aged between 15 and 64 have puffed on a joint. But perhaps for Danes it is just a phase: the Italians, Spanish, French and Czechs are most likely to have dabbled with cannabis in the recent past. Levels of cannabis use are still high but may be declining, says the report. Recent studies suggest that the drug's popularity is waning among the younger generation.

Matrix - the silent film

What if Charlie Chaplin starred as Neo in The Matrix?


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Keyboard Cat costume

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Epic parking fail

Blonde. Woman. Driving.


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Invisible lion cage

Jeepers... are you sure this thing is safe? Amazing 'invisible' cage which puts you a whisker away from lion's jaws:

The four passengers in the jeep must feel a whisker away from death as a lion jumps up on to their bonnet for lunch.

But that's all part of the attraction. The jeep is a new zoo exhibit which allows visitors to get incredibly close to the lions.

The back part of the vehicle, up to where the windscreen should be, is actually on the outside of the reinforced glass cage. The bonnet is on the inside, and covered with meat to entice the big cats closer.

Range Rover Sport is the Spider-man of cars

It defies gravity. Check this out:


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Who needs an education?

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8-bit Thriller tribute

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T-shirt of the day

Perfect for distracting people from seeing your other natural flaws, warning do not wear this shirt around large animals during mating season.

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A hanged kitten

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The history of Coca Cola in bottles

From left to right: 1899, 1900, 1915, 1916, 1957, 1986

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Antiperspirant for your balls

For real. Fresh Balls - The Solution for Men:

Finally, the solution to a problem men have suffered with for generations.

All men sweat in their groin area, and until now, there has not been a product specifically to relieve the wetness and the uncomfortable feeling of sweaty balls.

Fresh Balls is Aluminum Free, Paraben Free, and Talc Free, and contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial.

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Soccer fan brushing his teeth

Seen at the Manchester-Chelsea game this Sunday.


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Venn diagram diagram

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In-and-out Maru

Maru never gets tired of it.


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Alien autopsy t-shirt

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Everybody has issues

Abstruse Goose

Truth in advertising

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Korean YMCA

Better than the original.


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Free AK47

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The Prometheus Device

Awesome iron man-like do-not-try-this-at-home Halloween thing of the day, by Everett Bradford:

Prometheus is version 3 of the Pyro System. This is the culmination of about 6 months of thought and 2 months of building during whatever spare time I could find.

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Baby deer jumps into the lions' exhibit at the zoo

A wild deer wandered over from Rock Creek Park and jumped right into the lion exhibit at the National Zoo on Sunday afternoon. Bad idea.

Two female lions went after the deer, but the deer got away from its predators and made a mad dash for the moat.

Zoo police cleared visitors from the area and the zoo's vet staff went in, sedated the deer and took it to an animal hospital. Its injuries were too serious though and several hours later, after being examined by Zoo experts, the deer was put to sleep.

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Women's soccer brutality

Elizabeth Lambert, New Mexico Soccer Player, Suspended For Hair-Pulling:

A New Mexico soccer player has become an Internet celebrity for the wrong reasons.

Junior defender Elizabeth Lambert was suspended Friday for her infractions the day before during a 1-0 loss to BYU in a Mountain West Conference semifinal. Lambert is seen in video from the game throwing elbows, colliding with several players and then yanking the ponytail of a BYU player who went crashing to the ground.

Japanese see-thru skirts

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AT-AT Walker dog

Also check out the AT-AT Walker kids

Three Dolph Moon

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Nude It iPhone App

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PSA ad placement win

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Tattoo of a giraffe on the toilet

More ugly tattoos on the gallery of regrets

GTA Frogger

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T-shirts from Japan

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Fireball festival

They are celebrating the eruprion of the San Salvador volcano by throwing burning rags at each other.


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Jewelry store robbery fail

CCTV proof that you shouldn't do a stick-up if you don't have any guns.


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Question answered

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