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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

It's just like Pride and Prejudice, except with zombies.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen's beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the dead are returning to life! Feisty heroine Elizabeth Bennet is determined to wipe out the zombie menace, but she's soon distracted by the arrival of the haughty and arrogant Mr. Darcy. What ensues is a delightful comedy of manners with plenty of civilized sparring between the two young lovers—and even more violent sparring on the blood-soaked battlefield as Elizabeth wages war against hordes of flesh-eating undead. Complete with 20 illustrations in the style of C. E. Brock (the original illustrator of Pride and Prejudice), this insanely funny expanded edition will introduce Jane Austen's classic novel to new legions of fans.

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance - Now with Ultraviolent Zombie Mayhem!

Same actor, different role

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Prison break fail

To prisoners flee the courthouse while running from their chasers, they forget they're hancduffed together when they run over a fence pole. It's all captured with CCTV cameras.

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Obama wants you!

To play Pac Man.

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Da Vinci's iPhone

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Girl marries dog to drive away evil spirit

Only in India.

In India’s eastern Jharkhand, locals in the Munda Dhanda village have ‘married off’ one of its children to a stray dog because they believed her family was endangered by a malevolent spirit that could be assuaged in no other way.

The ceremony was performed to the beating of many drums in the belief that it would help to overcome any curse that might fall upon the unfortunate family.

In an odd twist of fate, the girl will be free to marry a man later in life without even seeking a divorce from her four-legged husband!

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Arsonist fail

This man sets a bar on fire, accidentally sets himself on fire and then sets the getaway car on fire too.

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America's most popular big cities

For Nearly Half of America, Grass Is Greener Somewhere Else:

Where would Americans most like to live — and how do they feel about the place they currently call home?

A new national survey by the Pew Research Center’s Social & Demographic Trends project finds that nearly half (46%) of the public would rather live in a different type of community from the one they’re living in now — a sentiment that is most prevalent among city dwellers. When asked about specific metropolitan areas where they would like to live, respondents rank Denver, San Diego and Seattle at the top of a list of 30 cities, and Detroit, Cleveland and Cincinnati at the bottom.

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Parking lot beat boxing

G-Funk beatboxer Red performing his "I should tell yo momma on ya" in a parking lot.

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Road kill on Google Maps

Sad pictures on Google Street View: a baby deer hit by the Google Street View car itself, while taking the pictures. Unfortunately, accidents happen...

Google Maps link (the picture has been removed since).

Here's Google's response:

Gathering the imagery for Street View requires quite a bit of driving; as such, we take safety very seriously. Unfortunately, accidents do happen -- as some people have noticed, one of our Street View cars hit a deer while driving on a rural road in upstate New York. Due to several user requests using the "Report a concern" tool, these images are no longer available in Street View.

The driver was understandably upset, and promptly stopped to alert the local police and the Street View team at Google. The deer was able to move and had left the area by the time the police arrived. The police explained to our driver that, sadly, this was not an uncommon occurrence in the region -- the New York State Department of Transportation estimates that 60,000-70,000 deer collisions happen per year in New York alone -- and no police report needed to be filed.

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Was there any Holocaust?

An excerpt from an interview with Bishop Richard Williamson, a member of a strong Catholic congregation, who actually denies that the Holocaust ever happened, at least that 6 million Jews were executed in gas chambers in the concentration camps. Maybe around 100,000 or 200,000. And he brings his facts.

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The interview was taken on Jan 21 2009 for a Swedish TV. More about Bishop Williamson - here

The Big Lebowski: The Dude keychain

It says stuff like: "Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the dude, man", "This agression will not stand, man", "At least I'm house broken." "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here" or "The Dude minds, man."

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Bears on a tree

What are they doing there?

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When you see it...

Do you see it?

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Snail crossing the street

How to annoy drivers in a funny way.

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Most and least ticketed cars

MSN Money:

ISO Quality Planning, the San Francisco company that studied the records of 1.7 million drivers, compiled a list of ticket magnets that confirmed some long-held notions: Owners of the 507-horsepower Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG and similarly muscular CLK63 AMG received outsized numbers of tickets, as did the generally young owners of the relatively inexpensive Scion tC, xB and xA, and the Audi A4 sports sedan.

Here they are:

Most ticketed		Rate	Least ticketed		Rate
Hummer H2/H3		463%	Jaguar XJ		11%
Scion tC		460%	Chevrolet Suburban		16%
Scion XB		403%	Chevrolet Tahoe		21%
Mercedes Benz CLK63 AMG		397%	Chevrolet C/K 3500/2500 pickup		28%
Toyota Solara Coupe		306%	Buick Park Avenue		32%
Mercedes Benz CLS63 AMG		276%	Mazda6		34%
Scion xA		275%	Buick Rainier		37%
Subaru Outback		266%	Oldsmobile Silhouette		37%
Audi A4		264%	Buick Lucerne		40%
Toyota Matrix		264%	GMC Sierra C1500 pickup		40%

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Some cows eat chicken

Remember the pelican who swallowed a pigeon? Here's another video that contradicts the laws of nature. According to this one, not all cows are vegetarians. Some of them love a good chicken every now and then.

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Man smears feces on his lawyer

Metro.co.uk:

A mistrial was declared at a court in San Diego after a suspect in a robbery smeared human faeces on his lawyer's face and then threw more at the jury.

Weusi McGowan, 37, became enraged when Superior Court Judge Jeffrey Fraser refused to remove Deputy Alternate Public Defender Jeffrey Martin from the case.

During the break, McGowan produced a plastic bag with fecal matter and smeared it on Martin's hair and face. He then flung the bag towards the jury, hitting the brief case of juror No. 9.

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Microsoft Songsmith: "White Wedding" by Billy Idol

Here's what Billy Idol's hit "White Wedding" would sound like if he'd used Microsoft Songsmith. Original vocal track from the 1982 recording, everything else by Microsoft Songsmith.

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A Kodak moment

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Daddy does a faceplant

Daddy tries to entertain the family doing a stunt with a bike on a table. Ends up doing a perfectly calculated faceplant.

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I Survived the Bush Administration t-shirt

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Fast bike couriers

Berlin Bike Couriers - Not Pretty, But Fast

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Breakdancing eyebrows

These kids' eyebrows are the illest. Even Ace Ventura couldn't top these. And they're break dancing for Cadbury chocolate.

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Woman exchanges Monopoly money for Danish money

Oldest trick in the book: exchanging fake money for real money. This woman went to the bank and exchanged some Swedish Monopoly kroner for some real Dutch kroner. And it may have, but not twice.

The fraud attempt began on Thursday, when the woman entered a branch of the Nordea bank in Svendborg and handed over two fake bills. When the teller failed to spot that the Swedish bills were far from authentic, the woman walked away from the counter with a cool 1,400 Danish kroner ($240), local newspaper Fyns Amts Avis reports.

Branch manager Ulrik Feveile Nielsen told the newspaper that an inexperienced staff member had been manning the cash desk at the time.

"As long as humans are involved, mistakes will happen," he said.

But rather than quitting while she was ahead, the woman had another roll of the dice and returned to the bank the following day with a further eight thousand "kronor" in Monopoly money.

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Stains, the cupcake dog

The story of the dramatic cupcake dog. Apparenly, the poor doggie is hypnotized and induced into a state of trance that doesn't allow him to touch the cupcakes. Somebody call animal control.

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Bush's note to Obama

It's been leaked to the press, so here it is.

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The Gangsta Prince of Bel Air

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air - the uncensored version.

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2 cats having fun

59 pictures of these two cats playing.

Japanese wrestling fail

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Funny Google Street View shots

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What the Hell is Obama doing now?

There's something wrong with this Obama guy...


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Best of Craigslist: To the woman that crapped in my car

Craiglist:

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don’t feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said “First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me” was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle’s lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don’t think anyone wins 100% of the time. That’s why they call it “gambling”. I’m the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better…like when you’re not sitting on a heated leather seat…

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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Little shithead

Baby elephant gets dumped on by her mom

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Hollywood IQ's

Woods aced his SATs, got into MIT (but dropped out to pursue acting) and has a reported IQ of 180.

I call bullshit!

15 Surprisingly Super Smart Celebrities

Pictures of Bush

We are at a crossroads. It is the beginning of a new administration and the end of an old one. There are those who would like to forget the last eight years. It’s the magic-slate idea. As if you could lift up an acetate window and those eight years would suddenly vanish.

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Fat Pig chocolate

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The little wrestler that could

Who said wrestling wasn't real.

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White Barack Obama

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How to tie a tie

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In Soviet Russia...

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MacGyver Japanese soda commercial

MacGyver saves a woman and enjoys a soda.

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Scorpion babies

Mama scorpion and her babies. Awwww...

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Raccoon bites rapist's wiener off

When you try to rape a raccoon you should think about it twice before doing it orally.

The Sun:

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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Top 10 sexiest female celebrity lips

Manofest.com has put together this top. THE 10 SEXIEST FEMALE CELEBRITY LIPS:

Research has shown that the more estrogen a girl has, the fuller her lips are. Research has also shown that estrogen makes women crazy, so that means these ten women are incredibly insane and incredibly hot. In honor of Netflix's new "Greatest Kiss Challenge," we decided it was time to pay tribute to the most kissable lips in Hollywood. So sit back and enjoy these celebrity hotties and their amazing estrogen lips.

And I'm guessing you already know who's first.

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Smiling Nikki and her feet

She smiles. And she shows her feet.

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A Zen moment

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Goat arrested for armed robbery

Nigerian police have apprehended a goat on suspicion of armed robbery. They claim it's an robber who used black magic to transform himself after attempting to steal a Mazda.

The Daily Mail:

'The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them.

'However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat,' Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed said.

'We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody.

'We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat,' he said.

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Bird gets pitched

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Soccer beatdowns

It may not be as violent as American football or rugby, but there's still ass whoopin' involved.

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Obama on Google

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When you see it...

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Why not liquor instead?

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Raccoons love

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Piracy is not a theft

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What should happen to women who have illegal abortions?

Ask an anti-abortionist what the punishment for a woman who has an abortion should be. Because of course, if it would be illegal, there should be a punishment. Check out some of the answers.

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Obama Inauguration Speech Panorama

Photographer David Bergman shooting the inauguration:

I made a panoramic image showing the nearly two million people who watched President Obama’s inaugural address. To do so, I clamped a Gigapan Imager to the railing on the north media platform about six feet from my photo position. The Gigapan is a robotic camera mount that allows me to take multiple images and stitch them together, creating a massive image file.

My final photo is made up of 220 Canon G10 images and the file is 59,783 X 24,658 pixels or 1,474 megapixels. It took more than six and a half hours for the Gigapan software to put together all of the images on my Macbook Pro and the completed TIF file is almost 2 gigabytes.

Use the controls to zoom and pan around the photo. You can also double click to zoom in and double click again to get even closer.

Tree cutting fail

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Chinese man gets a 16 inch pipe stuck in his face

And he jams it out himself. The Sun:

A MAN walked into casualty with a TAP and 16inches of pipework sticking into his eye.

Yi Zhao, 57, was impaled on the plumbing after slipping in the bath.

Firemen cut him free, but he was kept waiting for three hours by hospital doctors who even called out a PLUMBER.

Zhao got so fed up he eventually pulled out the pipework himself in Chongqing, China.

His sight was saved. Zhao said: “I was tired of waiting and they just kept talking. I felt I could stand the pain.”

Simpsonized paintings

Matt Groening's does his version of famous paintings.

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My mom said I could!

"Maman dit que je peut!" - Funny condom commercial.

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Japanese Obama action figure

If it's Japanese, it's gotta be weird.



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Indian slumdog takes legal action

This year's favorite movie at the Oscars is about Indians and the Indians want it banned.

Slum dweller sues stars of Slumdog Millionaire for insulting the poor:

An Indian slum dweller has taken the Indian stars of Slumdog Millionaire, the British-made film, to court alleging that its graphic portrayal of Mumbai's shantytowns has offended millions of his peers.

The case was registered by the chief judicial magistrate in the northern city of Patna against the film's Golden Globe-winning music director A. R. Rahman, the actor Anil Kapoor and other Indians associated with the project.

The petitioner, Tapeshwar Vishwakarma, is the general secretary of the Jhuggi Jhonpdi Sanyukta Sangharsh Samiti, a group that seeks to promote the rights of slum dwellers. He is seeking to have the film banned.

"Vishwakarma requested the court to protect the honour and respect of millions of slum dwellers across India," his lawyer Shruti Singh told the Indo Asian News Service.

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The Obameter

Tracking Obama's Campaign Promises:

PolitiFact has compiled about 500 promises that Barack Obama made during the campaign and is tracking their progress on our Obameter. We rate their status as No Action, In the Works or Stalled. Once we find action is completed, we rate them Promise Kept, Compromise or Promise Broken

So far:


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Nachos, movies and pizza

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21st Century sledding

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A loose tongue

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What's the time?

This is how they tell time in Italy.

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It's raining poop

It happened this Tuesday in Romania. Two airplanes emptied their toilets while flying over Craiova, one of the largest cities in the country.

"I thought it started to rain but when I took a closer look, I noticed it was something brown that smelled like a toilet. I thought it was bird excrements at first, but then I realized it was human feces coming from above" a local said.

The most affected was a company that makes marble products. According to the owner, the "rain" lasted about a half an hour, creating an unbearable stench in the area, and covered most of the marble statues and monuments in his yard. He alerted the authorities, claiming damages over €100,000 ($130,000).

However, most locals considered this, of course, a sign of good luck.

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17-Year-old girl has 7 kids

Meet Pamela Villarruel, the 17-year-old girl from Argentina, and her 7 babies. WickedReport.com:

Pamela, 17, bore all seven children in just three pregnancies, having her first boy in 2005 when she was 14 and the other six girls in two deliveries of triplets in the following two years.

The father of Pamela’s first son abandoned them, the father of the first set of triplets was forced out of the house by the family for beating her, and Pamela refuses to identify the father of the more recent triplets.

Yo momma is so fat...

I have no idea what that means.

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Useless superheroes

A site that features all kinds of superheroes with useless superpowers. Meet Lati-dude & Longi-dude:

Ever wish you could conjure up a duplicate of yourself? This power is exactly that. Only your doppeluseless appears at the opposite point of the earth. Bad if you need backup in a dark alley…great if you’re organizing the American comeback tour for “Men at Work.”

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Pac Man shoes

More geeky 8-bit video game shoes.

Yo Dawg, I heard you like dolls

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Shirt advertsising

This man from Jacksonville, FLA, found a way to sell the shirt off his back. The New York Times:

Jason Sadler, 26, is peddling the upper half of his wardrobe to any company interested in buying a day’s worth of advertising on his T-shirt. Pricing is equivalent to the calendar day the advertising is purchased on. For example, the price tag for Jan. 1 was exactly $1 while December 31 sold for $365. As part of the bargain, on each company’s designated day, Mr. Sadler makes appearances around the Web on sites like Twitter, Flickr, YouTube and the live-streaming site UStream.tv, sporting a branded T-shirt or message.

So far, he sold 244 out of 365 of the year's days and expects to sell them all by the month of March.

Visit his blog - I Wear Your T-Shirt

Solving the hunting problem

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Objects devoured by the jungle

Trees grow their way through everything - 20 Objects Devoured by the Jungle

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Subwoofer cat

Cats are comfortable in any place.

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Why cats paint

Yeah, I always wondered why they did that.

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The world's largest kidney stone

The largest kidney stones most doctors ever get to see is the size of a golf ball and this one is the size of a coconut. An they removed it.

Sandor Sarkadi underwent an abdominal operation in Debrecen, 150 miles east of Budapest (Hungary), after doctors discovered he had a kidney stone inside him that was 17 centimetres in diameter.

Mr Sardaki was rushed into an operation theatre in the Kenez Gyula Hospital when an X-ray revealed he was carrying around the gigantic lump.

The delicate procedure to remove the stone, which weighed a staggering 2.48lbs, passed without incident.

The 2.5lb kidney stone

One billion dollars

This is what it looks like. More about it - here.

Billie Jean on an acoustic guitar

Brilliant!

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The Curious Case of Forrest Gump

If you see only one version of Forrest Gump this year, make it The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. It's just like Gump, except no AIDS.

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Pictures from the Inauguration

Yesterday was a historic day. On January 20th, 2009, Barack H. Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America - the first African-American ever to hold the office of U.S. Commander-in-Chief. The event was witnessed by well over one million attendees in chilly Washington D.C., and by many millions more through coverage on television and the Internet. Collected here are photographs of the event, the participants, and some of the witnesses around the world.

The Inauguration of President Barack Obama

Rolls Royce Batman

The custom made Rolls Royce Coupe from DC Designs with it's Lamborhghini doors looks like a luxury car that should be driven by Batman.

Built by INDIAN firm DC Designs it has been heavily modified the back is slanted like a Nissan 350Z coupe body with LED lights and chrome door mirrors, it also has lamborghini super car doors and expects to reach a top speed in excess of 150mph.. thats what you call a rapid Rolls Royce.

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Dude looks like a lady

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Give up smoking!

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Spittballing

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GTFO!

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Inauguration Day from Space

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Looks like one hell of a party. The picture was taken an hour before the inauguration by a satellite 423 miles above.

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Sweet Georgia Brown on 3 guitars and one tractor

Three guys with guitars play Sweet Georgia Brown accompanied by a tractor engine.

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Have you seen this man?

The text reads:

Have you seen this man? The suspect has on 4 occasions broken in to our Richmond District apartment and molested my wife and self (foot / leg fondling) during our sleep. He always leaves evidence of his presence afterwards. The artist's rendering was created from a recent eye witness account by a friend and neighbor. Any information leading to his capture will be rewarded with $20,000 or equivalent value in advisement and betterment services.

Call 415 422 9601 or email ejamuel@yahoo.com

Cobra Commander?

Somebody hire this guy

Best of Craiglist: Fine, Don't Fucking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My Shit (language NSFW):

What the fuck people! I need a motherfuckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fucking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Cover Letter? Here's my fucking cover letter!
Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right!
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfucker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FUCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FUCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfuckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fucking show you!

OBJECTIVE
I need a motherfuckin job.

SHIT I HAVE DONE
-I invented the moon.
-Atlantis was around til 1988, but sunk when I shot out of my mom's vagina like a silver bullet into a wolverine.
-I am also a wolverine.
-Had sex with the Spice Girls.
-The blowjob machine was originally my idea until that bastard Clint Eastwood stole it.
-I have prophetic visions of the apocolypse.
-Watched the movie "Juwanna Mann" at least 18 times. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0247444/
-Created a new genre of dance in which people get so into it that radiation waves pulsate off of them, I like to call this the microrave.
-I reverse engineered a door, I now know how it works.
-When I was 8, a frisbee flew into my backyard and I blew it up with my mind.
-My brother is the Eiffel Tower
-Direct descendant of Beowulf
-Can make weapons out of anything, very useful in a hostile work environment
-Beat my pornography addiction when I was 19
-Proficient in Microsoft Office and Photoshop

RELEVANT WORK EXPERIENCE
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doing
POSITION: Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Setting up sex scandals in which to blackmail wealthy politicians, forwarding email, burning down the houses of the poor, loan sharking, answering phones, greeting clients in a manner that would frighten most people

GreenHate Enterprises
POSITION: Once Again, I was a fucking Front Desk/Administrative Assistant
DUTIES: Organizing the dumping of bio-waste into the ocean, peeing in lakes, digging holes to fill with garbage, making garbage out of perfectly good and useful items, filling said wholes with said garbage, creating fake facts about Greenpeace and publishing them on the internet(I am internet savvy), good at filing...documents of hate.

REFERENCES
Glomgor Evil
GlomGlom Corporation of Evil Doings
gorlock@peanutbutternipples.com

Sloblor the Muck Monster
GreenHate Enterprises
sloblor@greenhate.com


So, now that you know the real me, are you gonna hire me or not? I would like to remind you that I can make weapons out of anything.

Sincerely,

Steve Madonna
stevemadonnayeah@gmail.com


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Cats will eat anything

Om nom nom.

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Cat vs. puppies

A huge pack of a blood-thirsty cute puppies and a cat that lives under constant attack. Shot by a guy with the mobile phone and then edited with a great soundtrack (make sure your sound is on). And be warned: there will be horror!

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9/11 Quiz

People on the street putting their facts together about 9/11.

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Wealthy men give women more orgasms

$ize doe$ matter! Times Online:

Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance.

They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.

“Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research.

He and Nettle tested that idea using data gathered in one of the world’s biggest lifestyle studies. The Chinese Health and Family Life Survey targeted 5,000 people across China for in-depth interviews about their personal lives, including questions about their sex lives, income and other factors.

He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality.

Czech for beginners

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The importance of awards in advertising

Maximillian Villivank, from India, speaks about why awards in advertising are important.

Easily the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Sir, your magnificent work echoes the surrealism of Lynch, the courage of Waters, and the pure "joy" of (specifically) EvilAngel's 'Anal Escapades Vols 7 - 14'. (Youtube comment)

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Mark Gormley - Without You

Music video time. Awesomeness at its purest. Forget everything you know about music videos. Mark Gormley is about to rock you into oblivion with his angelic voice and sweet mustache.

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Speed vest

Wear your speed on your back.

The Speed Vest is experimental clothing designed to create an environment in which bicyclists are respected as equal users of the roadway.

It increases motorists' awareness of both cyclists and speed limits by displaying the bicyclist's speed in bright 6" electroluminescent digits on the bicyclists back.

The Speed Vest is currently being tested in Minneapolis & St. Paul as an advocacy tool to promote an image of bicycling as fast, safe transporation.

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