A cat rolling a watermelon out of the sea

Tuesday, September 1, 2009


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87 comentarii:

Manza said...

Move motherfucker! melons dont go to niggers by themself, cats gets them from under the sea.

Anonymous said...

Hoes like you are the reason why racial inequality still exist today

Manza said...

Stupid ppl like you that cant take a joke is why aids still exist today.
NIGGER!

Anonymous said...

Nigger

Anonymous said...

manza ftw

Anonymous said...

manza ftl.

Anonymous said...

shouldnt the cat be wet???

Mermaldad said...

>shouldnt the cat be wet???

It depends on how quickly the cat is rolling the watermelon out of the sea.

TurboPunz said...

Also depends on where the melon stared from in the first place.

Anonymous said...

you are a bunch of sick fucks

Anonymous said...

WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR YARD?

Anonymous said...

it is jesuscat. jesuscat doesn't get wet because jesuscat can walk on motherfucking water.

Anonymous said...

dejense de mamadas : )

Anonymous said...

I think racial inequality would probably still have existed if some user of some nameless site that we all found on stumble hadn't said nigger in a comment on a picture that's been circulating for years. It's the people who whine /every time/ anything even remotely racy is offhandedly mentioned that are the reason censorship chokes the media, giving the public watered-down, shallow slop labeled entertainment. I'm not saying racism isn't bad, nor am I defending movies that promote hate. I am, however, saying that it's his right to say nigger on the internet and no matter how much we argue about it, that fucking cat is going to continue to roll watermelons out of the ocean, and nothing, not you, or me, or Manza, or anybody, is going to change that. So when all of you go to bed tonight, and your safe in your little bed, just remember this cat. Remember that this cat busted his ass, and now he has a watermelon from the ocean. Where's your oceanic watermelon, nigger?

Anonymous said...

anon, ftw.

Anonymous said...

Manza you are a racist asshole

Anonymous said...

I'd name this cat icarus

katie said...

hahah i feel like this is on stumble upon more for the comments than the picture itself. almost like 'best of craigslist'

robb said...

lolcat keeps the watermelon out of niggers.
this is valid.

Anonymous said...

black people can't swim, this cat is blackies little helper

Anonymous said...

why is the cat's tail fluffed out and is that sand or rock ???

Anonymous said...

Shopped, I can see the pixels. I am a renowned expert in the subject. /thread

Anonymous said...

of course it's shopped you dick. the cat isn't even wet or anything that would remotely make sense. it's just a silly lolcat picture. dumbass

Anonymous said...

I HAZ COMMENT - CAT IZ SICK LOL ITZ MOVE DA MEOLN!

Dreamer said...

@Anonymous-who-declares-shopp'edness.
There is a cat, rolling a watermelon, out of the sea.

You're argument is invalid.
/thread

Anonymous said...

if i'm not mistaken this body of water is a lake

Anonymous said...

looks like a moon melon to me. they are easy to push out of water.

Manza said...

"I think racial inequality would probably still have existed if some user of some nameless site that we all found on stumble hadn't said nigger in a comment on a picture that's been circulating for years. It's the people who whine /every time/ anything even remotely racy is offhandedly mentioned that are the reason censorship chokes the media, giving the public watered-down, shallow slop labeled entertainment. I'm not saying racism isn't bad, nor am I defending movies that promote hate. I am, however, saying that it's his right to say nigger on the internet and no matter how much we argue about it, that fucking cat is going to continue to roll watermelons out of the ocean, and nothing, not you, or me, or Manza, or anybody, is going to change that. So when all of you go to bed tonight, and your safe in your little bed, just remember this cat. Remember that this cat busted his ass, and now he has a watermelon from the ocean. Where's your oceanic watermelon, nigger?"

I love you man, we should buy a nigger together and make it jump through rings on fire.

Anonymous said...

you guys are horrible for bringing up the n word. i know we're all racist a little bit, but that word didn't have to come up.

Anonymous said...

lol yall stupid

Anonymous said...

He's going the wrong way, out to see is the other way!

Anonymous said...

To believe I fought for your rights to free speech.
I should have fought some of you prejudiced mf's....
It would definitely have been more pleasure involved seeing your heads explode :)

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

OMG KITTEH R0X

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

It do!

Anonymous said...

wow i sent this to everyone...you guys are hilarious

Manza said...

This picture will get in all your hearts, ive made it specially for you anon...
http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6950/dogvb.png

Anonymous said...

"To believe I fought for your rights to free speech. "

Yeah... and I find it hard to believe that I had to pay for all the welfare and services your momma and all of your step-siblings used, just so you could end up here today.

I much would've preferred having you tied to a heavy object and thrown overboard to look for sea watermelons.

Anonymous said...

Lol brilliant.

Anonymous said...

That was me Georgina btw ^. I just stumbled.
Not the idiot.

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAARRRRGH BOB SAGET!!!111oneoneone
TIT DIRT!

The game :¬D

Also, all hail our mighty overlord, Mr. Pringle ---> (:{)

I think ye have it all wrong. I think the water melon and the cat are in mortal combat and the melon is trying to push mr. cat into the lake.
It's all them black people conspiring against mr. cat I tell you.
Bitches respect...... the game :D
Ride me, I'm Irish haha.
I grow weary of my arguement. I'm going for a snooze............zzzzzzzzzz

Manza said...

NO

Anonymous said...

This pic is no big deal. I had a cat once that would not just roll a melon out from the ocean, but would dive to the sea bed, where they grow, 'pluck' the melon, carry it to the surface, then finally, roll it out of the ocean. Once my cat had it on a firm surface, she would invite all of her other kitty friends to come over and eat it with her.

Anonymous said...

That is just fuckin' stupid.

Anonymous said...

those yellow tooth adverts are gross

Anonymous said...

oh yes i totally agree

Anonymous said...

"To believe I fought for your rights to free speech.
I should have fought some of you prejudiced mf's....
It would definitely have been more pleasure involved seeing your heads explode"

I'd say free speech is way better than exploding heads.
But that's just my opinion of course.

Anonymous said...

the obvious explanation is that the cat was near the water, and the melon rolled down and scared the shit out of it. he is not pushing it, the melon is pushing the cat

Anonymous said...

People, please stop making asshole'ish racist comments and ruining the humor of the picture.

Anonymous said...

I think the cat is just trying to hide the watermelon from all of the sea niggers.
That is my humble opinion.

Anonymous said...

M'f'ckers need to recognise that melons don't push themselves to the yard, these cats have grown up in sea-melon slavery, they don't know no diff'rent and it aint for you white folks to get in a tizzy 'bout this shit. True, things need to change, but commentin' on slave cats pushin' melons on the internet aint the way to bring about that change, only by acting true an' collectin' yer own water-melons from now on, can you hope to push this shitty social scene forward! Ole...

Anonymous said...

Nigga wants his watermelon. Cat gonna halp his nigger.

Anonymous said...

stop pointing at the niggers, the pikies, the photoshopers, and the racist, yuo bunch of geeks. JUST ENJOY THE IDEA OF A KITY BRINGING A OCEANWATERMELON TO YOU.

Anonymous said...

DOWN BY THE SEA!
WHERE THE WATERMELONS GROW!!!!

Anonymous said...

Manza is messed up. yeah jokes can be fun but that was waaay too far. and not funny at all.. your just being an asshole

Anonymous said...

lol you guys are toooo funny!!! and some of you are getting way to worked up over a silly picture and what other people are saying...its time to grow up...we do have free speech, so i dont see what the big deal is about what others say, i just look at it as them being stupid and not being able to handle a joke...
heeere kitty kitty, bring me a melon...

Anonymous said...

Ahhhh stumble, the great invigorator haha

Manza said...

"Nigga wants his watermelon. Cat gonna halp his nigger."
Indeed he is.

"Manza is messed up. yeah jokes can be fun but that was waaay too far. and not funny at all.. your just being an asshole"
Shut the fuck up or im going to make my nigger hit you in the face with a watermelon.

Anonymous said...

Dreamer ftw

Anonymous said...

Niggers.

Anonymous said...

You stupid, stupid people! Can't you see that the kitty is not rolling the watermelon out of the sea, he is simply admiring it! That is why he's not even wet! Idiots can't tell a moving cat from an admiring one... I give up

Anonymous said...

it makes me sad that from a picture of a cat and a melon, people can start an argument about racism. you suck. just look at the stupid cat picture, laugh and move on with you short blip of existence called life. Racism can come from both extremes.

Anonymous said...

i really think it's funny how people put these comments up here and think that their words will be remembered. this page will disappear in a few years, maybe in less time than that, and this argument will be gone. Enjoy your five seconds of fame MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRS!!!!!!!

Manza said...

"You stupid, stupid people! Can't you see that the kitty is not rolling the watermelon out of the sea, he is simply admiring it! That is why he's not even wet! Idiots can't tell a moving cat from an admiring one... I give up"
Its a nigger-cat they dont get wet because like niggers, they cant be touched by water and soap.

"can come from both extremes."
Thats what she said. (your mom)

Anonymous said...

Yeah... whaz wrong wit a kitty admiring a sea melon?

Anonymous said...

88

dick in ur mouth said...

niggers are the shiiitt! my bad i meant cats pushin watermelons 4 niggers are the shiiittt!

Anonymous said...

YOU NIGGERS HAVE IT ALL WRONG
>>> WATERMELONS FLOAT AND CATS SINK....YOU DO THE MATH

Anonymous said...

Cats don't always sink. It depends on things like how fat it is, how live or putrid it is, whether it's in a bag with bricks or helium balloons, if it's dive suit has been properly balanced.

And this watermelon may sink. If it is empty (and the cat is looking at whatever is inside it, not pushing it you farkin' idiots) the rind may well sink on it's own, and who knows what it may have been holding, like one of those fruit salads that lonely housewives make to show off the the neighbors. Or maybe it's full of tuna, and the cat is mad that it's been ruined by the nasty water it's in.

Anonymous said...

No, no, no. Kitty cat got run to fetch melon for super loved white hood Republican boss men on him illegal wage. He wish he work back at Wal-Mart.

thepompousotter said...

Racism exists cause you pay attention to it, let it go and it dies away, just learn to appreciate a joke and move on, no hard feelings meant, jesus people, hahahahaha
That's why we have free speech :p
Nex thing you know the kitteh is gon' be bitchin bout kitteh slavereh fo havin a mastuh wut makes him go into waterz to fech teh seemelonz.

whitevanwoman said...

i dont know who you peeps are but, racist or not, you is dead funny. roflmao at y'all. take a bow.

Manza said...

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that soulja boy
Then super man that hoe
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)
Now watch me you
(crank that soulja boy)

Soulja boy off in this hoe
Watch me lean and watch me rock
Super man that hoe
Then watch me crank that Robocop
Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters man
When I do that soulja boy
I lean to the left and crank that thang
(now you)
I'm jocking on your bitch ass
And if we get the fighting
Then I'm cocking on your bitch ass
You catch me at your local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some bathing apes"

I'm bouncing on my toe
Watch me super soak that hoe
I'm gonna pass it to Arab
Then he's gonna pass it to don loc (loc)
Haters wanna be me
Soulja boy, I'm the man
They be looking at my neck
Saying it's the rubber band man (man)
Watch me do it (watch me do it)
Dance (dance)
Let get to it (let get to it)
Nope, you can't do it like me
Hoe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that shit was ugly

Aim to clean off in this hoe
Watch me crank it
Watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that Hoe

Aim to fresh up in this bitch
Watch me shuffle
Watch me jig
Watch me crank my shoulder work
Super man that bitch

Anonymous said...

What the hell was that? That was stupid! Had nothing to do with the kitty kat and her sea melon!

Manza said...

Now watch me youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Anonymous said...

OMFG! Look at the fucking picture! Dont talk about racial shit here! There are other sites for that!..

Manza said...

SUPERMAN THAT BITCH!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the racist here, your father is probably an under eduacated alcoholic who gave you no other choice than to blame others for your missery.

If you would leave alabama and see the world might just find out that poeple are just people everywhere you go.

Anonymous said...

Laffin at anonymous assumption that there's just one racist here. Or that he/she/it is educated. If they are, then they also got the alcoholic down, because that message was badly spelled.

I have traveled the world. The one constant I have run into is how the blacks of the world dislike American blacks, and understand our racism. European Negroes hate niggers just as much as anybody else.

Anonymous said...

It is not your fault, you where born in to it and when the time was right you probably got your ass kicked for your views of life.

I live in Europe and can tell you that you are wrong!

Manza said...

There is a difference betwen a nigger and a "african american".
Lil Wayne is a nigger
Martin Luther King is "african american"

Anonymous said...

Martin Luther King was American, born in Georgia. He may have been of African descent, but he was American.

No arguments about Lil' Wayne, though.

Anonymous said...

erm
its a cat
with a watermelon
what has it got to do with rascism

its a cat, with a watermelon
seriously guyys

Anonymous said...

good god you people are fucking retarded...... oh shit..... am i going to hell because i said that?

Anonymous said...

Its not just a picture, its one of them met-a-fours

Anonymous said...

NIGGER

Manza said...

FUCK YES! SANTA IS GOINT TO BRING ME A NIGGER! I HOPE HE DOESNT STEAL ANY PRESENTS!

Anonymous said...

LLLLLLLLLLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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