Ummm...it's not real
The Daily Record one is!
Yup, the Daily Record one is real...I remember seeing it on sale after two men tried to ram a burning car into the front entrance of a Scottish airport.
however stupid something is, it doesn't mean you should use the word retarded. it's just wrong.
the word retarded is not wrong its just your overly sensitive attitude thats wrong. Remove the stick from your ass and learn to have a sense of humor