About wife beating on national TV

Saudi Cleric Dr. Muhammad Al-'Arifi talks to young Muslims about wife beating in a Ramadhan show. Over there, they do things a little differently. And who are we to judge?

Watch video


via

Check out this guy's garage

Ferrari Enzo, 433, F40, F50, Spider, Porsche Carrera GT, Rolls Royce Phantom, Lamborguini Gallargo LP, Diablo, Mercedes C63, Hummer, Porche Cayenne Turbo, Mercedes McLaren SLR. These are just some of them.

Watch video


Allegedly, all the cars seen in this video belong to one man. The guys who wrote the article where the video was posted couldn't name the owner.

After a bit more investigation we decided that the most likely candidate is Sham Kar-wai. Sham is the chairman of a company in Hong Kong called IT Limited, which deals in fashion and accessories, and owns the local franchise for French Connection. He started with a single shop 20 years ago and has expanded the business to more than 100 shops across China.

He is as colourful as he is successful. Married to Chingmy Yau, a movie starlet, he has just employed the model Agyness Deyn as the face — and body — of his latest ad campaign. His passion for cars is shared by his friend Aaron Kwok, a well-known singer in Asia. There is some rivalry between the two: Aaron too has an exotic car collection, including a Ferrari F50, Enzo, 599 and F430 and a Lamborghini Murciélago and Gallardo Superleggera.

via

Weird Mexican food

The video is self-explanatory. Bon apetit!

Watch video


via

Look mom, no hands!

A Chinese motorist was pulled over by police for driving with no arms.

Zing Shen, 42, was steering the vehicle with his feet and was amazed when officers decided issue him with a public safety summons.

He told the traffic officers he had been driving like that for years after losing both arms below the elbows in an industrial accident.

"He had an automatic so did not need to worry about changing gears and said he had put a lot of practice into learning to control the steering wheel with his legs.

He said he was actually even more careful now with driving than he had been before he lost his arms. He was surprised when we arrested him."

Link

Original piercing

via

How does it end?

More truthful TV show titles

George Bush's heart

via

Yummy ham

via

Vicar ends up at the hospital with a potato up his ass

And, of course, claims it was an accident.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.

He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.>/span>

Link

Two categories of people

via

A beer before it starts

via

Wrestling isn't always fake

Pretty graphic video.

Watch video


via

Geeky Christmas cards

Christmas and holiday cards for geeks

Do not park on the bacon

via

Invisible Macy's Parade

I can has cheezburger [via]

Somkers' toothpaste

via

Flexible girls

This picture is from the Glasgow Acrobatics World Championship 2008 and it's not a photoshop. Pretty mind boggling, huh?

via

Lego concentration camp

In the upper-left corner of each box we find the following statement: "This work by Zbigniew Libera has been sponsored by Lego" - as the project was made possible thanks to the bricks presented by the polish department of the Danish company.

The work has become an icon and - in various versions - was exhibited in galleries and museum collections across the globe. One of sets was purchased by the Jewish Museum in New York.

I wonder if anyone would buy this for their kids.

Lego concentration camp

Hoe for hire

Contrary to what you may believe, that is not my number.

via

Man's best friend

Too bad I don't have a dog. If I had one, this is how he'd be like.

Watch video


via

Free face

For ladies in Louisville
Link

School project

via

Star Trek vs. Star Wars

Clash of the titans: the Enterprise vs. the Star Destroyer. It was about time we saw something like this.

Watch video


via

Celebrity sex faces

A really talented guy does impersonations of celebrities having sex.

Watch video


via

Black Dynamite

Blaxpoitation 2008 (2009, actually)

Trailer



Official site [via]

Control a Woman remote control

I've seen this before, what I didn't know is that it's a real product.

Primate Programming

If you're looking for an ape programmer you are in luck:

Primate Programming Inc. is dedicated to the advancement and gainful employment of non-human great apes within the United States information technology sector. We are the pioneer in Primate Programming (PP) worldwide.

A skilled primate from our firm can handle code maintenance and report writing for as little as 45 cents per hour. The entire staff receives ongoing .NET training and JSP training in addition to training in XML, Java and related technologies.

Link

Lego movie scenes

More

Strip joint to sell ads on dancers' bottoms

The dancers will have the 15cm by 10m adverts applied to their bottoms using a stencil and body paints.

"Local firms can sponsor as many of the girls as they wish and we hope the novelty of the scheme will ensure their message will stick in the minds of those people visiting the club.

We have a very diverse selection of customers from all walks of life and are pretty sure they will have never seen anything like this before."

I wonder how long it's gonna be until they implement Google Adsense.

Link

Michael Jackson on Malaysian Idol

It's all good until he opens his mouth.

Watch video


via

I gotta get me one of these

via

Celebrities beefed up

Worth1000 made the news

Bush dissed by world leaders

(Ex) President Bush is being ignored at the G8 summit by everybody. Apparently, he is not important at all anymore.

Watch video


via

Surprize needle

Young child who swallowed a needle, unknown to the parents. The parents presented the child to the ER after the mother noticed the needle protruding sharp end first from the peri-anal region. After an uneventful transit through the intestinal tract, feces in the rectum had forced the needle through the tissues as the child was attempting to defecate.

The story, presented on Flickr, was recently made private.

via

Has anyone seen Kyle?

He's about this tall.

via

Trains in India

In India, everybody rides the train... at the same time.

Watch video


I wonder how the ticket collector does his job.

via

Man wins 2 cars in 10 days

It happened in Topeka, KS:

In a span of 10 days, a man learned he won two automobiles in separate contests.

Michel Horton picked up his newest ride on Friday, a 2008 "Bon Jovi Special Edition" Saturn Outlook, at a dealership in Topeka. He was notified of the win on Oct. 15.

That was his second free vehicle. Horton was notified Oct. 5 he had won a Mitsubishi Lancer in a contest sponsored by Bic lighter.

As if that weren't enough, he also won tickets to a recent Kansas City Chiefs game in another drawing.

Link

"Stand by Me" around the world

A little bit of beautiful music:

"Stand by me" is a featured song around the world in which 37 musicians from five continents assemble together to create one unified track. The musicians have never met in person and connect through their music. Each track is added to the song as the musicians are recorded LIVE outside across the globe. The end result is a remarkable human connection and a powerful song.

Watch video
via

Your porn collection

via

What song is this?

If you're patient enough, you'll find out. You'll be amazed...

Watch video


via

An elephant that paints

More pictures






via

Grow a girfriend

Grow your own!

One size fits all...just add water and within 2 hours you'll notice your beautiful girlfriend starts to grow, reaching maximum size inside 72 hours.

She can grow up to 600% her orignal size and believe us, she has curves in all the right places! Just remove her from the water and she'll gradually shrink back again.

Link

Helping mommie with the shopping

via

Trumpet Hero

On Flickr [via]

Microphone performance

Who is this woman and what is she doing? Why? Watch this interesting art performance made by a woman at an exhibition in Warsaw Poland.

Watch video


via

Caption this

via

Self entertaining cat

A black cat is outsmarted by it's leash and a toilet.

Watch video


via

Watching the game

via

List of IQ's by proffession

view larger

According to this, I'm a genius!

via

What does Jesus say?

via

Don't fail Ian

via

A coach you don't wanna get on

via

Skilled worker

Carrying bricks has never been this amazing.

Watch video


via

Meet Destinee Hooker

She did not respect her parents choice for her career and went on to become an athlete.

For real! [via]

VIP cat

Socks, the Clintons' cat, is being mobbed by the paparazzi.

More famous White House pets

Super Mario inconsistency

Clearly, he's up to no good.

via

Lizard attacks reporter

The coolest reaction ever.

Watch video


via

This is not what you think

via

The year 2000

Seen from 1957.

Watch video


via

This is how they played water polo back in the day

via

Underwear check

A teacher checks the girls at a school in Japan if they're wearing underwear to make sure no one gets harrased when they're wearing miniskirts.

Source

Jenna Jameson's couch on eBay

Starting bid: $9,500.00, but the original purchase price was at least double what it is being auctioned for.

Link

Snipers. You gotta love them...

via

High altitude light bulb exchange

via

Mozart's Symphony No. 40 played on bottles

Rollerblades and strategically filled bottles. The result: music!

Watch video


via

Bicycle locks

They never fail.

via

NSFW beer

Subtle...

via

Goatse reactions

A photo slideshow essay of the reactions on people faces when they see Goatse for the first time. If you don't know what that is, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. Don't look it up!

Link

Bird hit by a plane

via

Pajama party girls' reaction to Star Wars

The now famous American Idol disappointment video dubbed.

Watch video


via

Ice Ice Baby 2008

You know you want to watch this...

Watch video


via

Cats in a jar

More pictures - here

Worst human beatbox ever

I wonder if he's doing it for real or he's just having a laugh. Either way, this guy really knows how to make an ass of himself.

Watch video


via

Cat jump fail

Cat tries to jump from one table to another and misses. They say cats always land on their feet but I don't think it matters at all in this case.

Watch video


via

It's official: Play Station addiction is a disease

A 13-year old Italian boy was diagnosed with Play Station addiction.

Lorenzo Amato was rushed to hospital by his father, who feared he was suffering a stroke or brain trauma as the teenager would not respond to his surroundings.

At first doctors at Lecce hospital, Southern Italy, thought Lorenzo Amato was suffering from a severe brain disorder. The teenager couldn't speak and didn't seem to understand anything going on around him.

Doctors diagnosed the condition after discovering that Amato had just finished a marathon session on his new PlayStation.

Is there a 12-step recovery program for this?

Link

Senior choir does hip hop

A choir of old people is bustin' rhymes.

Watch video


via

Real life Pedobear

via

Cold War unicorns

This is just what you want to buy your kids.

It's a Cold War showdown! This play set allows you to play out the intense struggle between two global superpowers in the majestic fantasy world of the Unicorn!

Can the Commie Unicorn's horn of classless social structure hold up against the Freedom Unicorn's hooves of capitalist opportunity? You decide!

Available here [via]

Romanian Where the Hell is Matt?

Remember the Where the Hell is Matt video? (also part 2) Here's a Romanian guy doing the same thing. The video is shorter and all the locations are in Bucharest but still looks kinda nice.

Watch video


Thanks Wrk

Expressing your feelings with your shirt

via

Chicken head tracking

You can move the chicken but you can't move it's head.

Watch video

Chickens have a great ability to keep their heads stable. Our bodies use a gyro-like mechanism in our ears which has 3 mutually orthogonal inertial measurement devices. Modern motion processors use something called an Inertial Measurment Unit (IMU). These devices provide movement data which can be used to compensate for the movement. Chickens apparently have the same type mechanism only with a higher update rate.

via

At night, they come

I've always known they were evil.

via

Handicapped people are faster

via

One-year-old baby pregnant

Funny thing happened in Saudi Arabia. A one-year-old girl was found pregnant. The medical report said that the mother had 2 fetuses inside her when she was pregnant and one grew inside the other and that's the reason. What's weird about it is how she's still pregnant at the age of one. Shouldn't she have given birth at nine months or something?

More - here

A unique way of stealing cars

Watch video
via

George W. pitches a sequel to Oliver Stone

After the success of W., it's time for a sequel.


Continue reading

via

Bruce Lee playing ping pong

A commercial for the Nokia N96 - Bruce Lee Edition that was launched in China. One thing is sure: you don't mess with Bruce Lee. Not even in ping pong.

Watch video


via

What's going on here?

via

The worst night of their lives

The girls are having a pajama party and watching American Idol. Suddenly, everything turns to shit because their favorite competitor doesn't win.

Watch video


via

Garden gnomes and hookers

A Romanian entrepreneur advertises his garden gnome business by displaying a life-size plastic prostitute on the street, increasing the rate of accidents in the area.

Neighbours in Lilieci, Bacau county, complain the realistic figures distract motorists and are an unsuitable sight for local children.

Cristi Birgu, 27, who has just set up his business, defends his "aggressive advertising" and says the dummies will remain outside his house to drum up trade.

Mr Birgu said: "So far, my girls have attracted a lot of beeping from truck drivers but not too many customers. Sometimes I am afraid somebody might have an accident, arrested by the view, you know."

Ananova

A really bad case of engrish

This can't be real...

via

Monkey steals a chicken

And the chicken apparently has got nothing against it.

Watch video


via

Caption this

via

Why do they call it that?

via

Call in gay!

I will be gay for one day.

Gay people and our allies are compassionate, sensitive, caring, mobilized, and programmed for success. A day without gays would be tragic because it would be a day without love.

On December 10, 2008 the gay community will take a historic stance against hatred by donating love to a variety of different causes.

On December 10, you are encouraged not to call in sick to work. You are encouraged to call in "gay"--and donate your time to service!

Support your gays - Link

Swappin' parts

via

Weak dudes are hot

via

Sponge Bob's new job

via

The History of LOLCats

Lolcats. They go way back...

Watch video

Bad ass vehicle

How do you drive that?

via

One-balled Hitler

Hitler really did have only one ball, according to claims by a German army medic who saved the Führer's life during the First World War.

The Nazi leader lost a testicle during the Battle of the Somme in 1916, the doctor claimed.

Ha ha! Loser!

Link

Free orgasm coupon

via

πzza

via

Kiss your favorite Beatle

click to enlarge

via

The "Lick-A-Lolly" song

From the 70's show Electric Company. Funny and creepy.

Watch video


via

Knee nipple piercing

If God gives you a knee nipple, you have to pierce it!


via

ROFL MAO

via

Restaurant owner gets his ass kicked by a priest and a couple of nuns

Gangsta style.

The clergyman and nuns allegedly hit and kicked the 49-year-old man in an argument over the lease on the restaurant, which is owned by the Catholic Church.

The restaurateur said he rushed to the eatery, in the village of Rutino near Salerno, in southern Italy, after hearing that the priest and nuns were causing trouble.

He told police that he got into an argument with the priest, who smashed a chair over his head. The nuns followed up by kicking him in the stomach.

Stunned passers-by were shocked to see tables and chairs being hurled around the bar and promptly called the police.

Read more

Kim Jong-il's latest photo

As you can see, he's well and on top of things...

via

The good wife's guide

Continue reading

via

I see what you did there

Dog that bights

via

Liar breath spray

Enhances even the most pathetic lies! If you are going to do it, do it well with this super-minty breath spray. .25 fl oz, mint flavor spray from Blue Q.

Link

The water is this deep

via

Religion cards

Struggling to choose the top religion? Can't decide between Bible-thumping evangelism or benign, gentle Buddhism? Make the process fun and easy with God Trumps, our cut-out-and-keep metaphysical card game for all the family. Cartoons by Martin Rowson.

More religion cards [via]

Guy eats 200 live worms

Watch only if you wanna be grossed out.

Watch video


via

Marital rating scale

The husband's chart

via

Caption this

via

Cheetos Elvis

Elvis Presley painted with Cheetos cheese puffs time lapse video.

Watch video


via

Hello Janet!

via

Crazy X-mas kick

Don't mess with the Santa!

Watch video

Lego Star Destroyer

view larger

Letters to God

More letters to God from kids

The good old 'setting the matress on fire' dilemma

You should see some of the answers this guy got - Link

via

I wouldn't wanna eat here

via

Learning English

via

Horny Bitch dog biscuits

Available - here. And there's also this