Children's Books - The Policeman

Friday, June 13, 2008

a ladybird easy reading book

men at work - the policeman

Here is a carefully planned reference book which will help to answer the many questions that lively children ask.

Interesting and accurate information about the Police is given within the limits of a relatively simple vocabulary. Even children whose reading experience is limited will be encouraged by the carefully prepared text and magnificent illustrations to find out for themselves, and at the same time gain extra reading practice.

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It's this book, hacked.

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53 comentarii:

FunBox Comedy said...

Those policemen...always hanging out by their telephone booths.

Slappy said...

OMG, i remember reading that book at school, funny how my perception of it has changed over the intervening 30 odd years.

Great stuff!

Al Sperger said...

Obviously fake.

English pricing was metric in 1974.

Anonymous said...

yeah I agree.. fake! i could copy the pictures and type what ever I wanted... although i liked the bit about bashing the spanner terrorist and having blood an bones everywhere.

The Laughing Policeman said...

Of course it's fake, you twonks, have you never heard of parody

Anonymous said...

I say it's a fake.

Anonymous said...

you are all buffoons

Anonymous said...

eating monkey shit is a fine pastime, i've always said

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GOD said...

and it's fake by the way

Anonymous said...

My dick smells like cheese

Anonymous said...

fake -- 1974 had modern policemen using computers to see pictures of their wives with firemen...

Anonymous said...

hilarious, but please people, get a life.. it's an obvious joke!

Anonymous said...

The fire on page 32 should have been at the house of the fireman from page 8.

Peter Dempsey said...

I wonder does K**e W*****s know what parody is?

Silver medalist said...

I have this book at home and this is NOT the real book. DON'T look at this internet website again.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what's funnier, the updated book or the comments. Come to that, I don't know which is more worrying.

Psycho Bill said...

The book is real, the comments are photoshopped. The cops are firefighters, the firefighters are gigolos. Malcolm the crosdresser is a dealer, and he's afraid the dog, an addict, will sniff out his purse and eat the crack before he can smoke it. The police horse is stuffed with candy, so it's rider can get the little girls to follow him around. The butt pirates fell down the stairs at the station, but the blacks filling the rest of the station cushioned their fall.

The traffic jam isn't because of the lady's bra, it was caused by something else way up the road, she just thought she'd make use of the opportunity to whore herself in the back of the car. The helicopter isn't going to shout at them, it's going to take pictures to use at the whorin trial.

Uh-oh. My feet are bleeding again.

Anonymous said...

is it fake?

Dominic said...

Wow there are some stupid motherfuckers in this world. You fucking idiots who are saying it's fake are dumber than dog shit. Of course it's fake imbesils.

Anonymous said...

there are pages missing

Giиi εїз said...

Sometimes policemen cannot find any young black men to arrest, so they have to arrest some white men instead. LOL

Anonymous said...

Man, I really thought this was real until I got to the part about the sex change. :>

Anonymous said...

My mum always told me if you're not sure about anything ... go ask a policeman ...

Pollux said...

That's right, Dominic. They're all imbesils. Just like you.

Fucking imbecile.

Anonymous said...

Whatever, the art here is great, done by a really good illustrator

Anonymous said...

It is like a propaganda in Rossia and Poland made by comunists and socialists... Hard to believe it comes from UK....a bit 'natzi' way of programing children. Ilustrations are truly fantastic .

Anonymous said...

mediocre photoshop skills

Anonymous said...

the illustrations were obviously [i]NOT[/i] done by John Berry. FAKE!

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Anonymous said...

It is a pamphlet, for God's sake, you should be going like LOL LOL LOL you idiots... The world is doomed.

Anonymous said...

crack me up!

jake said...

I'd say this is a fake. There are pages missing.

Anonymous said...

its real. i pooped it out of my magical vagina. I am the Queen of England i do not lie!

Anonymous said...

You British folk and your magical vagina's. XD

Anonymous said...

So so !

SparkLit said...

Psycho Bill,
your my hero

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