Children's Books - The Policeman
Friday, June 13, 2008
Here is a carefully planned reference book which will help to answer the many questions that lively children ask.
Interesting and accurate information about the Police is given within the limits of a relatively simple vocabulary. Even children whose reading experience is limited will be encouraged by the carefully prepared text and magnificent illustrations to find out for themselves, and at the same time gain extra reading practice.
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31 comentarii:
Those policemen...always hanging out by their telephone booths.
OMG, i remember reading that book at school, funny how my perception of it has changed over the intervening 30 odd years.
Great stuff!
Obviously fake.
English pricing was metric in 1974.
yeah I agree.. fake! i could copy the pictures and type what ever I wanted... although i liked the bit about bashing the spanner terrorist and having blood an bones everywhere.
Of course it's fake, you twonks, have you never heard of parody
I say it's a fake.
you are all buffoons
eating monkey shit is a fine pastime, i've always said
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and it's fake by the way
My dick smells like cheese
fake -- 1974 had modern policemen using computers to see pictures of their wives with firemen...
hilarious, but please people, get a life.. it's an obvious joke!
The fire on page 32 should have been at the house of the fireman from page 8.
I wonder does K**e W*****s know what parody is?
I have this book at home and this is NOT the real book. DON'T look at this internet website again.
I don't know what's funnier, the updated book or the comments. Come to that, I don't know which is more worrying.
The book is real, the comments are photoshopped. The cops are firefighters, the firefighters are gigolos. Malcolm the crosdresser is a dealer, and he's afraid the dog, an addict, will sniff out his purse and eat the crack before he can smoke it. The police horse is stuffed with candy, so it's rider can get the little girls to follow him around. The butt pirates fell down the stairs at the station, but the blacks filling the rest of the station cushioned their fall.
The traffic jam isn't because of the lady's bra, it was caused by something else way up the road, she just thought she'd make use of the opportunity to whore herself in the back of the car. The helicopter isn't going to shout at them, it's going to take pictures to use at the whorin trial.
Uh-oh. My feet are bleeding again.
is it fake?
Wow there are some stupid motherfuckers in this world. You fucking idiots who are saying it's fake are dumber than dog shit. Of course it's fake imbesils.
there are pages missing
Sometimes policemen cannot find any young black men to arrest, so they have to arrest some white men instead. LOL
Man, I really thought this was real until I got to the part about the sex change. :>
My mum always told me if you're not sure about anything ... go ask a policeman ...
That's right, Dominic. They're all imbesils. Just like you.
Fucking imbecile.
Whatever, the art here is great, done by a really good illustrator
It is like a propaganda in Rossia and Poland made by comunists and socialists... Hard to believe it comes from UK....a bit 'natzi' way of programing children. Ilustrations are truly fantastic .
mediocre photoshop skills
the illustrations were obviously [i]NOT[/i] done by John Berry. FAKE!
I don't know about this book. I mean its cool and all, but I jut cant see kids being into it. I think maybe its the faded look. It looks more like an Army Field Manual or something. Kind of takes me back to watching film strips on sex education in middle school. lol
Johnny Blaze
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It is a pamphlet, for God's sake, you should be going like LOL LOL LOL you idiots... The world is doomed.