Disney copy-paste

Apparently copy-paste-ing was used quite a lot even in the pre-Internet/computer era.


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Top 500 worst passwords

From Mark Burnett's 2005 book Perfect Passwords: Selection, Protection, Authentication, neatly transcribed by Kate Bingaman-Burt.

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CERN life

Also: Norwegian life, etc...

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Not a single lady

Sensitive kid is sensitive: This horrible dad makes his son cry after rocking out to Single Ladies.


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Captcha of the day

Damn you, Facebook! Not another one.

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Dog with amazing football skills

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Cucumber suicide attempt

Only in Hong Kong: cucumber harakiri in the butt. Cucumber in rear was 'failed suicide bid':

A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.

Haunted doll

It used to be available on eBay, via Regretsy, but there are others.

Web Zen

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Butterfly attack!

Never underestimate a butterfly.


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Motivational poster template

I would hereby like to appologize for all the motivational posters that I've posted before.

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Norwegian life

Also: Glaswegian life

Previously: A good day & Ideal live (vs. Real life)

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Guys...

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160 Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes

The greatest lines from the greatest actor ever. Taken from 25 movies: Around the World in 80 Days, Batman & Robin, Collateral Damage, Commando, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, End of Days, Eraser, Jingle All the Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action Hero, Predator, Pumping Iron, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Red Sonja, The Running Man, The Terminator, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Total Recal, True Lies, Twins, The 6th Day


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'Should I buy an iPad?' flowchart

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Unconsiderate neighbors

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If you see someone drowning

lol
bacon
call 911

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Scarface school play

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Update: The word on the street is that it was directed by Jonas Åkerlund, lol (via)

Camouflage: you're doing it right

When you see it, you'll shit bricks.

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Victorian Internet

Abstruse Goose

Dali themed shirt of the day: Persistence of Rock

From Busted Tees

Jared Leto sings 'Bad Romance'

With his band, 30 Seconds To Mars.


I am never watching a Jared Leto movie again!

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The cost of a dog

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Cooking bacon

You'll need: bacon, tin foil, a 7.62mm machinegun, and about 200 rounds of ammunition.


And voila, cooked bacon!

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Before and after fail

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Awesome looking cars

1953 Porsche 550 Le Mans/La Carrera Panamerica Coupe
At the High Museum of Art in Atlanta:

The Allure of the Automobile, which opens Sunday and runs through June 20, features 18 vehicles created in what could be called the golden age of design, from the early 1930s through the early 1960s.

The vehicles range from a 1933 Pierce Silver Arrow to a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT. Each is presented in the context of the Art Moderne and Postwar Modernity movements, and they all have a timelessness that goes beyond mere craft to become art.

More: 6 Cars So Alluring They’re in an Art Museum

Little lover

Persistent little rapist girl is persistent.


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Oops

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

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A good day

Ice Cube style.


Original (inspired by): Ideal life (vs. Real life)

Ricky Martin came out of the closet

So what if she bangs?

Puerto Rican pop singer Ricky Martin has opened up about his sexuality on his website. "I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man," wrote Martin on Monday. "I am very blessed to be who I am."

And also: who cares?

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Cop car chewing dog released

Winston, the dog that chewed off the patrol car's bumper has been released. News video:


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Batman was here

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How slow can you run

The clip compares the speed of an Average Joe to that of professionals.


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The Pinocchio paradox

Bricks will be shat.


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11-year-old girl arrested for throwing toy gun at dad

A father tried to give his 11-year-old daughter a time-out, but she ended up getting charged with a misdemeanor.

Around 9:30 p.m. March 24, the girl and her 7-year-old brother got into a fight over who got to sit in a certain chair, according to an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. The father ended up escorting the girl to her room.

The man stood in the hallway watching her, making sure she wouldn’t try to run away out her bedroom window, the report said. The girl grabbed a toy gun and threw it, striking her father in the head and causing him to bleed from a laceration on his scalp.

The girl was charged with domestic battery and is due in juvenile court May 5.

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Dog playing with deer

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Funny names

Compiled by The Sun:

A - A Chinese couple named their son @ which in Chinese is pronounced 'ai ta' meaning 'love him'.

B - Swedish courts can also reject unusual names. In 1991 a Swedish couple tried to name their child Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced 'Albin') in protest.

C - Brazilian footballer Creedence Clearwater Couto was named after legendary American rock band Creed.

D - In 1995, US hit The Late Show made a celebrity of Canadian petrol station owner Dick Assman.

E - Two sports-loving dads in Texas and Michigan named their sons ESPN (pronounced 'Espin') after the US TV channel.

F - Names often change their meanings over the years. At least we hope so for the sake of poor F*ck K Holmwood who was born in Sussex in 1878. His mother was named Fanny.

G - In 2005 an online casino paid Terri Iligan $8,000 to change her name to GoldenPalaceDotCom.

H - Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence named their daughter Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily.

I - Sometimes it's the surname that causes the trouble. James Hogg, a former Governor of Texas named his daughter Ima.

J - Bond fan David Fearn from Walsall changed his name to James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty's Secret Service Diamonds Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living Daylights Licence to Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond, to celebrate the release of the latest 007 film in 2006.

The whole A-Z

Update: This just in: 2 twins from Australia: their middle name is "Danger" - Link

Types of women's behinds

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Wrestler interrupted by fan

His reaction: priceless.

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Doormat of the day: Nice underwear

Available on Amazon

Single serving site of the day: Michael Buble being stalked by a Velociraptor

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Metallica - Enter Jazzman

It's not really Metallica that's playing, all instruments are played and recorded by youtuber AndyRehfeldt.

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The 5 stages of Chatroulette

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Wax Robbert Pattinson

Or is it Edward Cullen?

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Alby, the skateboarding owl

An O RLY owl that really likes it on the skateboard. Skateboarding owl is a hit:

Brian Maxted, 73, who runs Folkestone Owl Sanctuary, said he discovered Alby's unusual talent during a trip to the local shopping centre.

He said: "I often take some owls into town to try and get some donations from shoppers.

"I had the owls out one day last week and a young lad stopped to look at them.

"He put down his skateboard and Alby, who'd been fast asleep, saw it and jumped on.

"Someone pulled it along the ground and he loved it so much, we had to get him one of his own."

Alby, who is 13, has now developed his technique, which involves him swooping onto the board, using the momentum from his flight to push him along.

Youtube comment FTW

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Battlefield Earth - the suckiest movie ever

Battlefield Earth got a Razzie for "Worst Movie of the Decade" this week and the script writer, J.D. Shapiro, publicly apologized for writing it:

Let me start by apologizing to anyone who went to see "Battlefield Earth."

It wasn't as I intended -- promise. No one sets out to make a train wreck. Actually, comparing it to a train wreck isn't really fair to train wrecks, because people actually want to watch those.

Now, looking back at the movie with fresh eyes, I can't help but be strangely proud of it. Because out of all the sucky movies, mine is the suckiest.

Read the whole thing

Where it started

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Man exceeds breathalyser's limit

A driver stopped by Northland police had drunk so much his alcohol level exceeded the breathalyser's maximum range.

The driver, in his 50s, was spotted swerving back and forth over the centre-line of the road north of Whangarei earlier this year, the Northern Advocate reported.

The breathalyser was unable to give a reading because it only measured blood alcohol levels up to 2000mcg.

The man was blood tested, recording 2290mcg, nearly six times over the legal limit.

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Japanese WTF of the day

Cheese pepper noodle commercial:


Some even more WTF: here

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How does Lady Gaga like her steak?

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Bush vs. the Chinese

First: The Chinese Premiere and his wife visit Washington:


Second: George and Laura Bush visit Beijing:


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What the OMG Cat can't unsee

Another version of what happened to the OMG cat.


Also: The OMG cat vs. amazing physics.

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Stuff the customer must know

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Cool name turned down by Russian authorities

Six-year-old with weird name refused birth certificate:

MOSCOW, February 18 (RIA Novosti) - Moscow authorities have refused to issue a birth certificate to a six-year-old boy, whose parents named him BOCh RVF 26062002, a records chief told RIA Novosti on Wednesday.

Registration officials refused to register the boy's name, which translates into a Russian acronym for Biological Human Object of the Voronin-Frolov Genus (DoB) June 6, 2002, to "protect the boy's own interests." The parents have insisted on registering the name.

In 2008, a number of other odd names were registered in Russia, including the English equivalent of North, Dolphin, Wind, and Moon. However, in 2005 the names Leaf Salad, Aviation Dispatcher, Russia, Privatization, Cool, Viagra and Simply a Hero were registered.

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Recursive Wil Wheaton is recursive

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Dogs don't get technology

Dogs + head tilts = always cute. Morgan the dog is a little confused when his owner's girlfriend is calling his name on Skype.


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ET vs. HAL 9000

Your mind will be blown.


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Huge man boobs

From Ananova:

Chinese doctors claim to have discovered the biggest case of man boobs in the world after a dairy farmer turned up at a specialist chest clinic in Beijing.

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Forbidden Images: early 20th century movie censorship

A compilation of deleted scenes from movies from the beginning of the 20th century. The reels compiled were found in a movie theater in Pennsylvania. They're the ones the projectionist had to cut out or he would have faced arrest.


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Dennis Hopper got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

As you may have heard, he is terminally ill.

In what could well be his last official public appearance, a decidedly gaunt looking Dennis Hopper received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Friday in Los Angeles. By his side during the induction ceremony were his 7-year-old daughter Galen Grier Hopper and actor Jack Nicholson.

Hopper has terminal prostate cancer and can no longer receive chemotherapy because he is too weak to withstand the rigorous treatment. Weighing just 100 pounds, the 73-year-old had a bandage on his head and a wrap on one wrist — reportedly injuries caused in a recent fall.

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Helpful Bus

It's just like porn only it's with people who instead of trying to have sex with people, they just want to help them. And it's with Craig Robinson from The Office.

This video may not be suitable for minors.


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Daddy looks like Jesus

Redditor pastesale was about 9 when he realized that the pictures in churches were of Jesus, not his dad.

Break-up note of the day

If you must break up, at least have the common decency to draw a picture of yourself riding a giraffe.

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Bulldog vs. patrol car

A Chattanooga Police officer, while running radar at 1410 Workman Road on Sunday night, had his patrol car attacked by a ferocious bulldog.

Officer Clayton Holmes said he had stopped to work on a report when he felt his car shaking. He got out to investigate and what he found was a bulldog chewing on his patrol car.

The dog chewed two tires and the entire front bumper off of the car.

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Desktop arrangement v2.0

Remember the old version? Some additions have been made:


Wallpapers (1440x900): with Vigo the Carpathian, without Vigo the Carpathian

Superpower promo

Just watch this BBC video:


Thanks Zsolti

Panda gets mad at stick for breaking under him

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Trololo, the t-shirt

Available on Busted Tees

Amazing basketball trick shots

You will be amazed.


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The Olsen twins in Shining

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Brazilian soccer players get pepper-sprayed

Players Call Foul After Pepper Spray Attack :

The flash-point happened in a Brazilian football match between lower-league teams Genus and Moto Clube.

Genus player Robson refused to head for an early bath when the ref showed him a red card for a nasty tackle in the 64th minute.

Instead he and four team-mates berated the man in black, who felt so threatened he called on police.

Clad in full riot gear and brandishing shields and batons, four officers at first tried to escort Robson off the pitch.

When he resisted they pulled out their pepper-sprays and gave him and the other players a blast in the face.

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Top US cities by penis size

27,000 men, 76,000 penis sizes.

More: "Who dat" with the largest penises in America?

The future of terrorism: exploding boobs

Terrorists 'could use exploding breast implants to blow up jet':

Breast-implants packed with explosives could be used by terrorists to blow up an airliner, experts have reportedly warned.

Radical Islamist plastic surgeons could be carrying out the implant operations in lawless areas of Pakistan, security sources are said to warned.

Explosives experts have reportedly said just five ounces of Pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate packed into a breast implant would be enough to blow a “considerable” hole in the side of a jumbo jet.

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Bill Murray, bartender

So Bill Murray and the Wu-Tang Clan walk into a bar...


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When you see it...

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Arab praying prank

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Huge instrument

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Gaming mice change sensitivity

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