Happy New Year everyone!

Right now I'm still enjoying what's left of the holidays away from computers and the intertubes. I will be posting regularly again in a couple of days.

Merry Christmas

Here's some animals from Youtube:

Builder throws sawblade through 2x4 lumber

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Cinema 2009

1 Year, 342 Movies, 12 Months of Production, 7 Minutes.


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God hates Lady Gaga

From the Westboro Baptist Church:


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A goldfish playing fetch

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When you see it...

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Top cats of 2009

From Buzzfeed: The 30 Most Important Cats of 2009.

#16: Ignored cat

Photobombing oneself

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Bboy toddler

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7-ft dog

It's a dog. And it's the size of two bears.

Standing at nearly 43 inches tall from paw to shoulder and weighing a staggering 245lbs could this be the world's new tallest dog?

Pictured here in the parks of Tuscon, Arizona, George, a four-year-old blue great dane, looks more like a miniature horse than a dog.

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The 50 funniest celebrity quotes of the 2000s

#2 Jessica Simpson:
# 18 Tara Reid:“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”
The 50 Funniest Celebrity Quotes Of The 2000s

Unused icons

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Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.

The man was caught on CCTV creeping up on the unsuspecting worker at least 20 times as he stacked shelves at a Co-op store in Plymouth, Devon. The footage shows him casually pretending to chose items from shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the employee.

The man's odd behaviour to the employee was spotted on at least two occasions. The offences only came to light when the employee became suspicious and informed his manager who checked the in-store security video.

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Strange job

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Unicorn taxidermy

It's made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes and it's yours for $975.

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Christmas stand-up animated illustration of the day

Patton Oswalt "Christmas Shoes" + flash animation = ha ha ha

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Everyone's best friend

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Zardoz/Zardog

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Frog leg dance

Add some salt to the skinned frog legs and you've got yourself a party.


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In Soviet Russia...

Starcraft cake

You require more Vespene gas.

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Getting hired

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Billie Jean on an accordion

By Scott Dunbar, the one-man-band.


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Kurt Cobain action figure

Available here

Also: the Unplugged in New York version.

Dear Timbaland...

Valentine, a very talented musician from Ukraine, a country in Southern Europe, seeks the help of Timbaland to make him famous like Britney Spears.

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Self-surgery

From Wikipedia:

On April 30, 1961, Dr. Leonid Rogozov removed his own appendix at the Soviet Novolazarevskaja Research Station in Antarctica. The operation lasted one hour and 45 minutes. Rogozov later reported on the surgery in the Information Bulletin of the Soviet Antarctic Expedition.

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Real-life Happy Feet

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HP face tracking software is racist

Check it out:


Here's HP's official response:

We are working with our partners to learn more. The technology we use is built on standard algorithms that measure the difference in intensity of contrast between the eyes and the upper cheek and nose. We believe that the camera might have difficulty "seeing" contrast in conditions where there is insufficient foreground lighting.

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Photobomb of the day

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Redneck barbeque

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Putin wants on the Russian national judo team

Black belt Putin offers to join Russian judo team:

Black belted Russian leader Vladimir Putin has offered to join the national judo team after showing off his martial arts skills to members of the squad.

The 57-year-old prime minister made the proposal at a special coaching session on Saturday aired on state television, adding to his carefully-crafted macho image.

Putin, who many observers believe is still paramount leader despite standing down as president last year, entered the hall of St Petersburg's School of Sport Mastery dressed in a white judogi and black belt, to applause from the assembled squad.

After bowing, the former KGB spy went onto the mats, throwing squad members half his age and even tackling the chief trainer, Olympic Gold medallist Ezio Gamba.

Then, over tea and cakes, Putin made the suggestion. "If you need direct help, you can include me in the team," he told the trainer, an Italian who won gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics.

Bird poop on Google Street View camera

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Self-made rollercoaster

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Dr. OMG

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Comcast loves Lindsay Lohan

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A cat on a roomba bitchslapping a dog

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Who is your real friend

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Superhuman tape measuring skills

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Man finishes World of Warcraft

A Taiwanese man has been named as the first player to 'finish' World of Warcraft.

'Little Gray', as his character's known, is the first to successfully complete all of the MMO's 986 achievements listed in the armory, reports MMO Champion.

To reach the milestone the Taiwanese power-player killed 390,895 creatures, accumulated 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completed 5,906 quests (that's 14.62 quests per day, apparently), raided 405 dungeons and hugged 11 players.

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Chicken beatboxer

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Lady Gaga and Kanye West

By David LaChapelle.

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Cop flashes gun at a snowball fight

Eyewitness Confirms: D.C. Cop Freaks Out Over Snowball Fight–Brandishes Gun:

According to an eyewitness, a D.C. Police detective (pictured above w/ gun) went nuts after kids pelted his Hummer with snowballs at 14th and U Streets NW this afternoon. The veteran detective got out of his car and eventually grabbed for his gun, displaying it to the crowd. He did not immediately identify himself as a police officer. He calmed down once his fellow uniformed cop arrived. Apparently, someone called 911 to report a man with gun.

B/W Santa

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Tattoo of the day: Robocop riding a unicorn

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Jesus is sick of Santa

Controversial display shows Jesus hunting down Santa, Rudolph:

NIPOMO, Calif. -- A Christmas display is being blamed for spreading holiday jeer around the neighborhood.

The display features Santa, Jesus and Rudolph, but it's not your typical holiday decor.

Santa is shown dead on the ground with X's over his eyes. Standing over Santa and staring down the barrel of his shotgun is Jesus. And the dead, limp body of Rudolph is strewn over the back of a pickup truck.

The video is the work of Ron Lake, who says he's simply trying to make a point about the commercialized holiday.

"Christmas isn't about Santa; it's about Jesus," he said. "It's an expression of my repressed creativity."

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Addie Hitler

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A chimp playing Pac-Man

It's a chimp. And it's playing Pac-Man.


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Question of the day

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Superman IRL

Kansas Girl Says 'Superman' Lifted Vehicle off Her:

A Kansas mother is praising a neighbor as a "Superman" after her 6-year-old daughter told her he somehow found the strength to lift a car off her.

Hough's 32-year-old neighbor Nick Harris says he saw a vehicle back out of a driveway and over Ashlyn. He says he doesn't know how he managed to lift the Mercury sedan off the child.

There were no witnesses to confirm the incident last week. But Ottawa police say Ashlyn told them it happened. Lt. Adam Weingartner says he didn't have anything to dispute the account.

Ad placement fail

When your kid sees it, he'll shit bricks

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Dog walks on two paws

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Drawing apes

He watched me draw with a professional interest. Every ten minutes or so he wanted me to show him how I was coming along on the sketch.


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Star Wars weather forecast

Compare the temperatures of your city with the ones from different planets from Star Wars.

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Peter Griffin painting

By Reey Whaar.

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Hook-up list on Facebook

In short: Girl rats out her sister, sister posts girl's 'hook-up' list to facebook while tagging all those on the list.


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R.I.P. Brittany Murphy

Brittany Murphy
(November 10, 1977 - December 20, 2009)

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Dog catches huge salmon

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Kung fu monkeys beat up trainer

Kung fu monkeys turn tables on trainer:

A Chinese man who trained monkeys martial arts to entertain shoppers was shocked when they turned the tables on him.

Lo Wung's taekwondo monkeys have become a regular feature outside a shopping centre in Enshi, Hubei province, where they were trained to show off their martial arts skills on each other.

But one quick-thinking monkey saw his chance when Lo slipped - and caught him with a perfect flying kung fu kick to the head. The rest then joined in the affray.

Hu Luang, 32, who caught the incident on camera, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose.

"They were leaping and jumping all over the place - it was better than a Bruce Lee film."

Lady Gaga Barbie dolls

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Drunk cross-dressing 4-year-old steals neighbors' Christmas presents

A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

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Tee of the day

$6

Also: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU Rage Coffee Mug

Poor Joseph

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Image of the day: Ice T's wife working out

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Happy ending

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Ticklish toad

Ticklish toad is ticklish.


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50 needles inside a 2-year-old

Black magic fears as boy, 2, is hospitalised with 50 sewing needles inside his body:

Doctors in Brazil believe the needles were deliberately pushed into his body through his skin - including 17 discovered in his digestive system.

Police have launched an investigation to discover who carried out the attack amid fears the boy may have been used as part of a sinister black magic ritual.

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The ride of your life

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Sleepin'

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Internet archaeologists find ruins of 'Friendster' civilization

Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.


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Santa's gym clothes

Or is it Karl Marx?

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Obama's cheap watch becomes a best seller

It's a no-name (Jorg Gray) and it's pretty cheap ($325). But since Obama is wearing it, it's become a best seller. 'Cheap' watch worn by Barack Obama becomes best-seller:

The mystery surrounding the watch’s maker was solved by Jeff Stein, a civil lawyer from Atlanta, who contacted the firm to break the news.

Trevor Gnesin, the president of Jorg Gray, said: “I got a call from a contact in Germany and he said, ‘Do you know that the future president of the US is wearing your watch?’ I thought he was joking."

He told US News: "We have seen tremendous growth in 2009 with global interest in the 6500 and our other styles as the president continues to wear his Jorg Gray."

The model is now one of the best selling in the US, with hundreds of orders being received from overseas as well.

It's available, of course, on Amazon too.