Flying bread

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Discount abortion clinic

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Bling bling of the day: my head made of diamonds hanging around my neck

Boston Celtics star Marquis Daniels had this made for him at a celebrity jeweler in Beverly Hills.


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Android Karenina

We had Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, now it's time for another classic: Android Karenina:

As in the original novel, our story follows two relationships: the tragic adulterous romance of Anna Karenina and Count Alexei Vronsky, and the much more hopeful marriage of Nikolai Levin and Kitty Shcherbatskaya. These four, yearning for true love, live in a steampunk-inspired 19th century of mechanical butlers, extraterrestrial-worshiping cults, and airborne debutante balls. Their passions alone would be enough to consume them—but when a secret cabal of radical scientific revolutionaries launches an attack on Russian high society’s high-tech lifestyle, our heroes must fight back with all their courage, all their gadgets, and all the power of a sleek new cyborg model like nothing the world has ever seen.

Filled with the same blend of romance, drama, and fantasy that made the first two Quirk Classics New York Times best sellers, Android Karenina brings this celebrated series into the exciting world of science fiction.

Tank skeet shooting

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Lady Gaga scarecrow

Inspired by her outfit worn at the Brit Awards, it's scaring the crap out of the birds from a weat farm in Surrey.

Check it out

I have to quit masturbating

Today I was getting an examination and the doctor said that I'm going to have to quit masturbating :(

I asked why and he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."

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Ninja cats

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911 call of the day: black people

By Louis CK.

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A trainer at Seaworld got murdered

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A private world

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South Korean army extreme cold traing

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Cheating death

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Throwing the smoke bomb

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Things you probably didn't know

1. The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

2. The dot over the letter “i” is called a tittle.

3. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.

4. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

5. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2″ by 3-1/2″.

6. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston’s wearing a watch).

7. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. This explains my current situation.

8. The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.

9. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

10. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

There's more: 30 Things You Probably Don’t Know

Lars von Trier directs Denmark tourism ads

Warning: pretty distrurbing images (they're directed by Lars von Trier)


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Jesus antelope

"Leaving a wake like a skipped rock, an antelope speeds through water in Mozambique's Maputo Elephant Reserve."

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Thriller fingers

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Protesting fail

From the 30 Unintentionally Hilarious Political Signs featured on Urlesque.

Mine shaft dress code

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$10,000 to save this drunken idiot

A NIGHT of drunken skylarking has left a Ukrainian tourist with a hangover he will always remember - and taxpayers with a huge bill.

After a night on the drink, the 19-year-old man scaled down a cliff near Manly but got stuck half way and passed out.

After being alerted by a fisherman, rescue workers found him asleep on his back on a ledge 30m above sea level at North Head early yesterday morning.

The rescue operation will cost taxpayers at least $10,000.

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Child preachers

Religion comes in many forms. One of them is child abuse.


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Chatroulette: reuniting families

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USA vs. Canada

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CSI meme mash-ups

Lip plates are pretty cool

Check it out:


Drinking fail!

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Windows desktop helper wallpaper

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Photoshop of the day: Birthday Dog proposes to Hillary Duff

From yesterday (1 & 2)

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Cat elevator

It's cold!

Frozen Jack Daniels. Hell yeah!


Stoney River Lodge, Alaska. Minus 51 F.

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Pot leaf-shaped pot holder

Pot holder:

So, what you've got here is a pot holder that LOOKS like a pot leaf! Pot ... pot. Hilarious!

Long after the novelty of this aptly-named product wears off, you'll be enjoying its quality construction and convenience.

Made of 100% Silicone. Dishwasher safe. Safe for temps up to 500°F/260°C.

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That's one big-ass snail

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Chatroulette breakdown

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Maxipad for your iPad

With protective wings.


The iMaxi, from HipHandMaids is available on Etsy:

With its durable vinyl outer layer and plush, quilted-cotton sleeve, the iMaxi helps keep your iPad clean and dry. Plus, the iMaxi's Velcro-latched, advanced wing design wraps snugly around your device, so your iPad always stays where it should. Best of all, it shields it from all those unsightly and embarrassing leaks that would make any motherboard worry!

Each handmade iMaxi can be easily customized to fit your active lifestyle. If you don’t see a color you like, just ask! You can even select red material or thread for the interior to get that special…uh…“used” look.

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Moscow snowing in slow-motion

We've seen Moscow summer in slo-mo, now it's time for winter:


Thanks Andrey

The hooter meter

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Blonde high jump fail

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Hacked USB flash drive

2GB - $43

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Update: DIY Sawed-off USB Key

Fact:

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Cannot be unseen of the day: Dolph Lundgren sings Elvis's A Little Less Conversation

And he also plays the drums and smashes stuff while doing it.


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Hillary Duff teaches all girls how to handle getting engaged

It's like a photo comic: check it out

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Train vs. flood

Found driver's license

From the 'Your mom on Facebook' category:


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Inevitable: interview with the black dude from the bus

Vietnam Tom gave us his verision of the story. Now it's time for the 50-year-old African-American dude's:


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Anime Family Guy

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Jack Russels wharrgarbl-ing

And then whiping themselves.


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Psycho girfriend losing at xBox

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Robin

SMBC

Ceiling leak caught on camera

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Birthday dog

It's his birthday.

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Walking the cat

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Bookmarks

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From the archives: Billy Joel, 1970

From Wikipedia:

End of the sixties, I was in a two-man group. We were heavy metal, we were going to destroy the world with amplification, we had title like 'Godzilla', 'March of the Huns', 'Brain Invasion'. A lot of people think [I] just came out of the piano bar... I did a lot of heavy metal for a while. We had about a dozen gigs and nobody could stay in the room when we were playing. It was too loud. We drove people literally out of clubs. 'It was great, but we can't stay in the club'

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15 things you should know about breasts

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Old men wearing fanny packs

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Homeless singer of the day

Check out this guy's voice:


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Celebrities with cats

66 more pics with celebs and their feline friends - here

Female wolf spider carrying babies on its back

Awwww...

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Appropriate sentencing

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Snapshot of the day: one second before impact

The Gaza Strip: A GBU-16 missile right before hitting it's target.

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Luis Vuitton of the day

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Dogs that love Law & Order

There's a lot of them.


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Poland and WW2

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The meme coaster

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The Final Countdown acapella

Performed by the UC Men's Octet.

Strong mules

Michigan circa 1890s. "Logging a big load."

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Cannot be unseen: the LG logo

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The Epic Beard Man update

Beards can be shaved, but legends never die.

He shaved his beard because, according to him, anyone wearing a headset is an FBI agent who's after him because he's a special agent who knows too much.

The picture was taken by Redditor nnagflar who took an eight-hour train ride with him.

The story

A pigeon riding the subway

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The Little Engine That Could - reality version

Abstruse Goose

Puppy is extremely tired

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Which way?

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Danny Glover dancing with the Predators

AKA How it should have ended: Predator 2.

When you see them, you'll shit bricks

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The Fibonacci spiral

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Invisible rope prank

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My, what big mouth you have!

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