Photoshop?

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Adult store

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Happy Birthday picture

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Van Gogh in the sunflower field

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Enhancing productivity

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Dali vs. Snoop

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Salary chart

Average salaries of Pirate job postings nationwide are 73% higher than the average salaries of Ninja job postings nationwide.

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Anti-everything

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History of Michael Jackson in matryoshka dolls

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Cat and mouse

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Beating ninja children

Guy beats crap out of his own children, kung-fu style


My kung-fu is stronger...

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Christopher Walken

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Misspelling

I think they mean "beach"


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The amazing iPhone

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The mother-daughter talk, short version

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Turtle kicking cat's ass

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Smart Miss Teen South Carolina answering a question

Drunk cat

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God, the superhero

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Guide to Safe Fax

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old to you think someone should be before they can fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.

Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.

Q. There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay a "professional" when their needs to fax becomes too great.

Q. Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure a safe fax.

Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transmit anything you're not suppose to.

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Beware of typing rabid bears

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Something ironic

Mel Gibson in Braveheart screaming "freeeedom", only behind bars


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The birds and the bees

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Depression, from Calvin Kline

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Motivational poster: Country line dancing

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Only room for one

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UFO demonstration

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Water temperature

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How to check baby's diaper

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Doggy TV

The PetPeek™ window is a durable, clear, hard acrylic dome 9.5 inches in diameter, with a black trim-ring and all necessary hardware for easy do-it-yourself installation into your wooden fence. It is an attractive addition to your fence.

Pet Peek

Emo bulb

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Kill Mumble

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Great domain names

Here are some pretty funny domain names:

Business Name: Pen Island
Domain: penisland.com

Business Name: Experts Exchange
Domain: expertsexchange.com

Business Name: Therapist Finder
Domain: therapistfinder.com

Business Name: First Cumming Methodist Church
Domain: cummingfirst.com

Business Name: Go Tahoe
Domain: gotahoe.com

Business Name: Speed of Art
Domain: speedofart.com

Business Name: Who Represents
Domain: whorepresents.com

Business Name: Mole Station Native Nursery
Domain: molestationnursery.com

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'Sexy' vampire

Very weird looking guy

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War on the streets?

We interrupt this broadcast to announce that war has broken out on the street.

We recommend that you remain indoors…

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Funny graffiti

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Track-a-ho

GPS has a new acronym. Global Prostitution System!

GPS high-heels for your ordinary everyday ho.

Designed for it’s wearers’ safety, the shoe comes with alarms (both silent and audible) tracking service and panic button.

Not to mention it’s slick LED screen which I’m sure would be perfect for playing sexy music videos or even displaying the independent contractors’ number for later “business meetings”.

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Old Gwen Stefani

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Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

Is America ready for a Nutcracker?




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Packed like sardines

Vietnamese schoolbus


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The Grammar Sherriff

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The president in a press conference on zombies

The newest social threat in America today: zombies! The press conference reveals it all.


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Morbid marriage proposal

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Tokyo wave pool

A lot of people in one place


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The porn watcher's fact chart

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Similarities between drug dealers and software developers

Drug dealers	Software developers
Refer to their clients as "users".	Refer to their clients as "users".
"The first one's free!"	"Download a free trial version..."
Have important South-East Asian connections (to help move the stuff).	Have important South-East Asian connections (to help debug the code).
Strange jargon: "Stick", "Rock", "Dime bag," "E".	Strange jargon: "SCSI", "ISDN", "Java", "RTFM"
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.	Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.	Job is assisted by industry's producing newer, faster machines.
Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.	Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists (same thing).
Their product causes unhealthy addictions.	DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.
Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.	Damn! Damn! DAMN!!!

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Flying cat

Eight lives to go

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Crazy driver

Bad service

Looks like somebody should get fired...

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Enterprise computers were running under Windows too

First of all, how does Data get mad, I mean... he's an android.
And second of all

This is Spartaaaaaa!!!