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Guard dog fail

2009-11-20T06:44:00.001+02:00

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Back boobs

2009-11-19T16:27:00.001+02:00

Almost as awesome as front boobs.

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Crazy dance

2009-11-19T16:18:00.001+02:00

Thanks Alicia

Obama made of hair

2009-11-19T15:35:00.000+02:00

Chinese hairstylist completes hair-made sculpture of Barack Obama (2009-11-15)

Huang spent 7 days and 7 nights completing the sculpture made of 4 kilograms of hair to welcome the visit of the U.S. President. Barack Obama arrived at Shanghai Pudong International Airport late Sunday (15 November 2009) and in one step, kicking off his 4-day visit to China.

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Facebook picture of the day

2009-11-19T14:31:00.000+02:00

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Caption this

2009-11-19T14:00:00.000+02:00

Caught with his pants down

2009-11-19T13:10:00.000+02:00

Romanian caught with his pants down during alleged burglary:

An unnamed 22-year-old Romanian man "apparently tried to break into a supermarket through a small window" reports ksdk.com.

The incident occurred on Sunday in the city of Almancil in southern Portugal.

As can be seen in the video, the man was trapped in a window and at some point lost his pants while trying to free himself.

According to ksdk.com, the Romanian man "was stuck like this for 11 hours until the owner arrived for work and found the strange sight."

Cat vs. ticket-writing officer

2009-11-18T09:15:00.000+02:00

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Bunny-throwing champion

2009-11-18T08:39:00.000+02:00

Lies!

A 19-year-old German girl won the world rabbit throwing championship in Waitomo, New Zealand yesterday.

Tourist no bunny as a thrower:

More than 70 people took part in the event, according to organiser Barry Woods, who said it was great to see people of all ages rolling up their sleeves and taking part.

"Basically this was a stand against the PC brigade who think there is something wrong with what goes on in the real world," Mr Woods said.

Competitors selected a dead rabbit from a pile and threw it into a trailer attached to a motorbike which, Mr Woods said, was exactly how it's done on the farm.

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Praying video game

2009-11-18T08:09:00.000+02:00

Mass: We pray:

A family shouldn't have to wait until Sunday to worship the Lord. Now you can go to church every day without leaving your home. Participate in more than 24 unique and exhilarating Ceremonies. Be sure to try them all. The more you play, the more Grace points you collect. Then trade in your Grace points to unlock the Holy Mysteries. Only from Prayer Works Interactive. Help bring your family closer. To Heaven.

Embroidery of the day

2009-11-18T08:02:00.001+02:00

ZZ Top, Indiana Jones, the Royal Tenenbaums, Henry the 8th, and others. Awesome embroidery is awesome.

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Word of the year - 'unfriend'

2009-11-18T07:16:00.000+02:00

'Unfriend' Chosen as Oxford Dictionary's 2009 Word of the Year:

Proving that social networking is a huge cultural force, the New Oxford American Dictionary has chosen 'unfriend' as its 2009 Word of the Year (WOTY). To unfriend means to remove someone from your friend list on a social network like Facebook or MySpace.

It beat hashtag, intexticated, netbook, paywall and sexting.

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Lion opens car door with teeth

2009-11-18T06:28:00.000+02:00

They're evolving. Lion opens family's car door with his teeth:

As the white Toyota came to a halt in the Lion Safari Park in Johannesburg, it slowly padded over while the family inside watched in excitement, unaware of what was about to happen.

Their glee turned to horror as the 300lb lion firmly took the rear door handle with his teeth and pulled it open in one deft movement.

For several seconds the car remained still while the occupants digested the shock of what had happened before finally hitting the accelerator and driving off.

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Owned on Omegle

2009-11-18T06:16:00.000+02:00

Just another cybersex conversation with a stranger.

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Diarrhea pants

2009-11-18T06:10:00.000+02:00

Don't watch this while eating.

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The Loch Ness monster is in Florida

2009-11-18T06:05:00.000+02:00

Mysterious sea creature spotted in Madeira Beach canal:

Russ Sittloh says a mysterious serpent-like creature that's at least 20 feet long has been swimming in the canal behind his Madeira Beach home and he wants to find out what it is.

"The head will come up and then it will disappear and then the next thing you know, you'll see a couple rolls behind it," Sittloh said.

Sittloh has named the creature "Normandy Nessie" after the road he lives on. The 78-year-old retired engineer has also set up a camera to capture video of the creature and so far he's recorded "Normandy Nessie" six times.

Carcycle

2009-11-18T04:42:00.000+02:00

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Famous boat captains compared

2009-11-18T04:16:00.000+02:00

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The history of the Internet in a nutshell

2009-11-18T04:02:00.001+02:00

Here’s a brief history of the Internet, including important dates, people, projects, sites, and other information that should give you at least a partial picture of what this thing we call the Internet really is, and where it came from.

While the complete history of the Internet could easily fill a few books, this article should familiarize you with key milestones and events related to the growth and evolution of the Internet between 1969 to 2009.

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Dickless asshole

2009-11-18T03:41:00.000+02:00

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Awesome angel guitar

2009-11-18T03:08:00.000+02:00

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The gerbil shirt

2009-11-18T02:58:00.001+02:00

Gerbil Shirt - patented in 1999

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The Penistron

2009-11-18T02:24:00.000+02:00

It's just like a vagina only it's not a real vagina. And you can have sex with it with other people, on the Internet. And other WTF inventions from, of course, Japan.

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Wearing pants is illegal in Paris if you're a woman

2009-11-18T02:10:00.000+02:00

Women banned from wearing trousers in Paris:

The rule banning women from dressing like men – namely by wearing trousers - was first introduced in 1800 by Paris' police chief and has survived repeated attempts to repeal it.

The 1800 rule stipulated than any Parisienne wishing to dress like a man "must present herself to Paris' main police station to obtain authorisation".

In 1892 it was slightly relaxed thanks to an amendment which said trousers were permitted "as long as the woman is holding the reins of a horse".

Then in 1909, the decree was further watered down when an extra clause was added to allow women in trousers on condition they were "on a bicycle or holding it by the handlebars".

In 1969, amid a global movement towards gender equality, the Paris council asked the city's police chief to bin the decree. His response was: "It is unwise to change texts which foreseen or unforeseen variations in fashion can return to the fore."

The latest attempt to remove the outmoded rule was in 2003.

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Bridal meal

2009-11-18T01:50:00.000+02:00

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