Things that exist: Duff energy drink

Friday, February 14, 2014


Duff Energy Drink, 12 fl oz, by The Simpsons
Are you yellow? Have blue hair? Maybe your head is shaped like a box? Been the same age and stuck in 4th grade for the past 14 years? Then what you need is to get buff on Duff...Energy Drink! Coming right at you from Springfield, this is the energy drink of choice of the Simpsons and fellow Springfielders alike!

The Simpsons Duff Energy Drink contains a potent blend of Vitamin Bees, Taurine, Caffeine, Inositol, Guarana, and Panax Ginseng that will just make want to punch passer-byers in their healing laser tattoo removal surgery wounds...Ow! Quit it! Ow! Quit it! Ow! Quit it!
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