Things that exist: Butt wipe mittens

Thursday, October 31, 2013


Shittens disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes
If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands. And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation. How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough! With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

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1 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Great

But my question is now that you have this dookie covered moist mitton stuck on your hand.... how do you get it off without touching it...... shake your hand over a garbage can until it slips off praying you don't miss the can or throw dookie everywhere?


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