Being carried accross Manhattan by the friendly people of New York

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Comedian Mark Malkoff sets out to disprove the myth that New York is unfriendly by attempting to transport himself from the southern most end of Manhattan as far north possible only by having people on the street physically carry him along the way.
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Cat on a cat

Saturday, January 30, 2010




Apparently the famous 'cat on a cat cat' is huge in Japan. It has it's own blog (or something).

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Cat goes on a business trip

Saturday, January 30, 2010

It happens in Japan.


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Tom Selleck + waterfalls + sandwiches + Photoshop

Saturday, January 30, 2010




Selleck Waterfall Sandwich

Not shopped: horse jumping through fire

Saturday, January 30, 2010


From The Big Picture:
he head of a horse emerges from the flames as a man rides it through a purifying bonfire in San Bartolome de Pinares, Spain on Saturday, Jan. 16, 2010.

Sneak peek of the day: the first 4 mins. of Lost - the final season

Saturday, January 30, 2010


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Vanishing sea plant

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Cleaning up a truck accident accident

Friday, January 29, 2010

Truck accident goes from bad to worse.


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The Spirit Rover

Friday, January 29, 2010


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20 cops vs. suicidal man with samurai sword showdown

Friday, January 29, 2010

Going to jail the epic way: Cops subdue sword-swinging man:
The man, whose name was withheld, attacked cops with a medium-sized samurai sword, police said, repeatedly lunging at them and shouting, “Kill me!”

Police were called to the 26-year-old’s home about 5 p.m. Cops called for backup and tried to kick down the door. As one officer walked outside, the suspect came crashing through a closed third-floor window, bounced off an awning, hit the ground and ran.

Cops chased him until he spun around, sword drawn, near Washington Park. With more than 20 cops, guns drawn, around him, he repeatedly charged, shouting “Shoot me! Kill me!” police said.

Improvised optical zoom

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Chinese school

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Sext causes tribal war

Friday, January 29, 2010

Only in Papua New Guinea:
Two people are dead after a pornographic text message sparked tribal violence in Papua New Guinea's southern highlands.

The violence flared on Saturday when a young man from the Tapo clan in Tari sent a pornographic text message to a woman in the Pipi clan.

The girl was offended and showed the image to her brother, who gathered his clansmen and attacked the Tapos with home-made guns, bush knives and bows and arrows.

One man was killed in the clash and Superintendent Jimmy Onopia says another man was pulled from a bus and killed with an axe yesterday.
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The college major flowchart

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Lolcat tattoo of the day

Friday, January 29, 2010

IM IN UR FRIDGE EATIN UR FOODZ tattoo

Because Internet Tattoos Are Serious Business

Longcat is loooong

Friday, January 29, 2010


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80-year-old man drove at over 150 km/hour for 20 min. because he fell asleep at the wheel

Friday, January 29, 2010

Eighty-year-old farmer and former Sunday school teacher Ron Bell originally blamed his lead foot on being late for an appointment, police said.

But yesterday he told Horsham Magistrates' Court he temporarily fell asleep at the wheel.

Magistrate Richard Pithouse said it was the most "nonsensical'' excuse he had ever heard and an insult to his intelligence.

Mr Bell drove at more than 150km/h for 23km in a 100km/h zone outside Horsham while being pursued by a police vehicle, the court heard.
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Tony Soprano in Where the Wild Things Are

Friday, January 29, 2010


Mashup of the day: James Gandolfini played both Tony Soprano and Carol in Where the Wild Thing Are.

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Some signs

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Small boobs to be banned in Australian porn

Friday, January 29, 2010

Aussie censor balks at bijou boobs:
The proposed Australian Government clampdown on smut just got a whole lot broader, as news emerged of a ban on small breasts and female ejaculation in adult material.

Breasts came under the spotlight a year ago, as Senators Barnaby Joyce and Guy Barnett commenced a campaign against publicly available porn. Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia.

Neon superhero signs

Friday, January 29, 2010


Neon Heroes, by Rob Wilford.

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Huge 15-year-old

Friday, January 29, 2010


Bradley Fisher may only be 15 but everyone looks up to him.

At just an inch under 7ft, he is two and a half feet taller than the smallest girl in his year, 4ft 6in Zoe McDermott, with whom he is pictured.

Bradley, a pupil at Southlands High School in Chorley, Lancashire, has size 15 feet and is still growing.


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How to report the news

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Is it a joke?

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Reward for Tony Blair's citizen's arrest

Friday, January 29, 2010

This site offers a reward to people attempting a peaceful citizen’s arrest of the former British prime minister, Tony Blair, for crimes against peace. Anyone attempting an arrest which meets the rules laid down here will be entitled to one quarter of the money collected at the time of his or her application.

Bricks will be shat of the day: Toblerone

Friday, January 29, 2010

Toblerone bear

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The Stevie Wonder cat

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger

Friday, January 29, 2010

From The Onion:
CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn't do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. "He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers," said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who is just like the rest of them, and even works at one of those crumby schools that rich people send their kids to so they don't have to look at them for four years. "There will never be another voice like his." Which is exactly the lousy kind of goddamn thing that people say, because really it could mean lots of things, or nothing at all even, and it's just a perfect example of why you should never tell anybody anything.
BTW, RIP J.D. Salinger (January 1, 1919 – January 27, 2010)

iPad vs. HP TC1100

Friday, January 29, 2010


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Dear Apple: A letter from the fans

Friday, January 29, 2010

Lumber transportation

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Who needs a bridge when you got big trucks?


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Everything Women Need To Know To Get Men In Bed

Thursday, January 28, 2010

A very thick book:

Everything women need to know to get men in bed

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Wireless notebooks

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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Firemen rescue swan stuck in frozen river

Thursday, January 28, 2010


How many firemen does it take to get a swan out of a frozen river? Swan stuck fast in frozen river:
A swan had to be rescued by firemen after it fell asleep in an icy river - and woke up to find its feet had frozen solid.

Police who turned up were unable to get near enough to free the swan and called the fire brigade - which sent eight firemen to save the trapped bird.
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Just in the right moment

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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Celebrity photobombs

Thursday, January 28, 2010



More: The Best Celebrity Photobombs Of All Time

Rare photos of famous people

Thursday, January 28, 2010


Angelina Jolie and her father, John Voight, 1986.

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Superstitious Pakistani president is superstitious

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Pakistan President 'slaughters one black goat every day':
PAKISTANI President Asif Ali Zardari has a black goat slaughtered at his house almost every day to ward off "evil eyes" and protect him from "black magic".

A spokesman for the President told the Dawn newspaper the goats were slaughtered as an act of Sadaqah - meaning "voluntary charity" in Islam whereby one gives out money or the meat of a slaughtered animal to the poor to win Allah's blessing and stave off misfortune.

"It has been an old practice of Mr Zardari to offer Sadaqah. He has been doing this for a long time," the spokesman, Farhatullah Babar, told the paper.

Dump truck vs. highway pedestrian bridge

Thursday, January 28, 2010


Two people were injured, but everyone survived.

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This job

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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Russian singer falls off the stage

Thursday, January 28, 2010

But fortunately no one notices so she manages to save the situation.


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Breastfeeding

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Cheney fan

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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Looking into the past

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Taking old pictures and combining them with today's reality.


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How love works

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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It's a Chinese trap!

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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Chinese woman to have surgery to look like Jessica Alba to get her boyfriend back

Thursday, January 28, 2010

A Chinese woman whose boyfriend insisted she wore her make-up like actress Jessica Alba is now planning the drastic step of changing her entire face to look like the Hollywood star.

Desperate to win back her obsessed boyfriend, who had insisted she wore a blonde wig and copy Miss Alba in every way, the 21-year-old woman is prepared to spend a fortune on the very physical make-over.

Chinese surgeons say that changing the woman's face so she ends up looking like the Fantastic Four star can be done, but it will be extremely expensive.

Identifying herself only as Xiaoqing, the woman told the Shanghai Daily that her 28-year-old ex-boyfriend was so obsessed with Miss Alba that he hung photos of her on the walls of his home and carried her image on his mobile phone.
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Apple iPad in 2006

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Apple evolution

Thursday, January 28, 2010


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iPad vs. maxipad

Thursday, January 28, 2010


Also: iPad vs. stone

New redneck mating ritual: the butt bongo

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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Legalizing cannabis

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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Kangaroo dogs

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dog kangaroos

No photoshop: Meet Cute and Bambi. They were born like this and they're huge in Quezon City, Philippines, where they're from.

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Owned on Facebook

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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Ubelievable golf shot

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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Tattoo placement of the day: the roof of the mouth

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


That must've hurt.

From Oddee's 10 Craziest New Types of Tattoos

The Three-Wolf-Moon shirt is single-handedly raising the economy

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


In New Hampshire. State Hopes To Harness Power Of 'Three Wolf' Shirts:
The Three Wolf Moon T-shirt has spent nearly 200 days on Amazon.com's Top 100 list. The shirt, which depicts three wolves howling at a moon, gained cult status after a satirical review was posted claiming it had the ability to attract beautiful women, among other powers.

Similar reviews were posted, and demand for the shirt grew until printing company The Mountain had to work overtime to handle the spike. The state Division of Economic Development said Tuesday it is designating the shirt the official T-shirt of New Hampshire economic development.

"The Mountain's Three Wolf Moon is a true New Hampshire success story," said Steve Boucher of the Division of Economic Development. "What started off as a tongue-in-cheek take on a cool T-shirt has resulted in worldwide acclaim for a very creative and growing Granite State business."

Boucher said an online campaign will be launched featuring local business officials and celebrities wearing the shirt. The Business Resource Center also plans to give Three Wolf Moon shirts to winners of its monthly "Innovation Rocks!" initiative, which recognizes the ingenuity of New Hampshire's innovation leaders.

What's wrong with kids today...?

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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The Internet

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

All the awesomeness in a single picture:


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Headlines that just write themselves

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

MPs call for jobs blow to be reversed

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Fishing oops

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


Don't you just hate it when that happens?

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Lost - the retro game

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


From the Retro Games with Modern Themes series, by Robert Penney.

Reason #73 not to own a cat

Wednesday, January 27, 2010


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Famous people who got shot

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

47. Isaiah Washington

*Actor- Grey’s Anatomy* 1980’s- He was shot in the right hip after “popping his mouth to the wrong person.”

Shot! 50 Famous People Who Have Taken A Bullet