Happy New Year everyone!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Right now I'm still enjoying what's left of the holidays away from computers and the intertubes. I will be posting regularly again in a couple of days.

Merry Christmas

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Here's some animals from Youtube:

Builder throws sawblade through 2x4 lumber

Thursday, December 24, 2009


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Cinema 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

1 Year, 342 Movies, 12 Months of Production, 7 Minutes.


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God hates Lady Gaga

Thursday, December 24, 2009

From the Westboro Baptist Church:


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A goldfish playing fetch

Thursday, December 24, 2009


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When you see it...

Thursday, December 24, 2009


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Top cats of 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

From Buzzfeed: The 30 Most Important Cats of 2009.

#16: Ignored cat

Photobombing oneself

Thursday, December 24, 2009


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Bboy toddler

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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7-ft dog

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

It's a dog. And it's the size of two bears.

Standing at nearly 43 inches tall from paw to shoulder and weighing a staggering 245lbs could this be the world's new tallest dog?

Pictured here in the parks of Tuscon, Arizona, George, a four-year-old blue great dane, looks more like a miniature horse than a dog.
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The 50 funniest celebrity quotes of the 2000s

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

#2 Jessica Simpson:

# 18 Tara Reid:
“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

The 50 Funniest Celebrity Quotes Of The 2000s

Unused icons

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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Police hunt supermarket bottom sniffer

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Police are hunting a man who carried out what they describe as 'bizarre' sexual assaults after he repeatedly knelt behind a shelf stacker to smell his behind.

The man was caught on CCTV creeping up on the unsuspecting worker at least 20 times as he stacked shelves at a Co-op store in Plymouth, Devon. The footage shows him casually pretending to chose items from shelves before suddenly crouching down behind the employee.

The man's odd behaviour to the employee was spotted on at least two occasions. The offences only came to light when the employee became suspicious and informed his manager who checked the in-store security video.
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Strange job

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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Unicorn taxidermy

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


It's made from a baby lamb that died of natural causes and it's yours for $975.

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Christmas stand-up animated illustration of the day

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


Patton Oswalt "Christmas Shoes" + flash animation = ha ha ha

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Everyone's best friend

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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Zardoz/Zardog

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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Frog leg dance

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Add some salt to the skinned frog legs and you've got yourself a party.


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In Soviet Russia...

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Starcraft cake

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


You require more Vespene gas.

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Getting hired

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


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Billie Jean on an accordion

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

By Scott Dunbar, the one-man-band.


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Kurt Cobain action figure

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Available here

Also: the Unplugged in New York version.

Dear Timbaland...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Valentine, a very talented musician from Ukraine, a country in Southern Europe, seeks the help of Timbaland to make him famous like Britney Spears.

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Self-surgery

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Leonid Rogozov self surgery

From Wikipedia:
On April 30, 1961, Dr. Leonid Rogozov removed his own appendix at the Soviet Novolazarevskaja Research Station in Antarctica. The operation lasted one hour and 45 minutes. Rogozov later reported on the surgery in the Information Bulletin of the Soviet Antarctic Expedition.
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Real-life Happy Feet

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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HP face tracking software is racist

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Check it out:


Here's HP's official response:
We are working with our partners to learn more. The technology we use is built on standard algorithms that measure the difference in intensity of contrast between the eyes and the upper cheek and nose. We believe that the camera might have difficulty "seeing" contrast in conditions where there is insufficient foreground lighting.
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Photobomb of the day

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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Redneck barbeque

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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Putin wants on the Russian national judo team

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


Black belt Putin offers to join Russian judo team:
Black belted Russian leader Vladimir Putin has offered to join the national judo team after showing off his martial arts skills to members of the squad.

The 57-year-old prime minister made the proposal at a special coaching session on Saturday aired on state television, adding to his carefully-crafted macho image.

Putin, who many observers believe is still paramount leader despite standing down as president last year, entered the hall of St Petersburg's School of Sport Mastery dressed in a white judogi and black belt, to applause from the assembled squad.

After bowing, the former KGB spy went onto the mats, throwing squad members half his age and even tackling the chief trainer, Olympic Gold medallist Ezio Gamba.

Then, over tea and cakes, Putin made the suggestion. "If you need direct help, you can include me in the team," he told the trainer, an Italian who won gold at the 1980 Moscow Olympics.

Bird poop on Google Street View camera

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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Self-made rollercoaster

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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Dr. OMG

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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Comcast loves Lindsay Lohan

Tuesday, December 22, 2009


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A cat on a roomba bitchslapping a dog

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Who is your real friend

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Superhuman tape measuring skills

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Man finishes World of Warcraft

Monday, December 21, 2009

A Taiwanese man has been named as the first player to 'finish' World of Warcraft.

'Little Gray', as his character's known, is the first to successfully complete all of the MMO's 986 achievements listed in the armory, reports MMO Champion.

To reach the milestone the Taiwanese power-player killed 390,895 creatures, accumulated 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completed 5,906 quests (that's 14.62 quests per day, apparently), raided 405 dungeons and hugged 11 players.
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Chicken beatboxer

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Lady Gaga and Kanye West

Monday, December 21, 2009


By David LaChapelle.

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Cop flashes gun at a snowball fight

Monday, December 21, 2009


Eyewitness Confirms: D.C. Cop Freaks Out Over Snowball Fight–Brandishes Gun:
According to an eyewitness, a D.C. Police detective (pictured above w/ gun) went nuts after kids pelted his Hummer with snowballs at 14th and U Streets NW this afternoon. The veteran detective got out of his car and eventually grabbed for his gun, displaying it to the crowd. He did not immediately identify himself as a police officer. He calmed down once his fellow uniformed cop arrived. Apparently, someone called 911 to report a man with gun.

B/W Santa

Monday, December 21, 2009

Black and White Santa Claus

Found here

Tattoo of the day: Robocop riding a unicorn

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Jesus is sick of Santa

Monday, December 21, 2009


Controversial display shows Jesus hunting down Santa, Rudolph:
NIPOMO, Calif. -- A Christmas display is being blamed for spreading holiday jeer around the neighborhood.

The display features Santa, Jesus and Rudolph, but it's not your typical holiday decor.

Santa is shown dead on the ground with X's over his eyes. Standing over Santa and staring down the barrel of his shotgun is Jesus. And the dead, limp body of Rudolph is strewn over the back of a pickup truck.

The video is the work of Ron Lake, who says he's simply trying to make a point about the commercialized holiday.

"Christmas isn't about Santa; it's about Jesus," he said. "It's an expression of my repressed creativity."

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Addie Hitler

Monday, December 21, 2009

Addie Hitler Wikipedia

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A chimp playing Pac-Man

Monday, December 21, 2009

It's a chimp. And it's playing Pac-Man.


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Question of the day

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Superman IRL

Monday, December 21, 2009

Kansas Girl Says 'Superman' Lifted Vehicle off Her:
A Kansas mother is praising a neighbor as a "Superman" after her 6-year-old daughter told her he somehow found the strength to lift a car off her.

Hough's 32-year-old neighbor Nick Harris says he saw a vehicle back out of a driveway and over Ashlyn. He says he doesn't know how he managed to lift the Mercury sedan off the child.

There were no witnesses to confirm the incident last week. But Ottawa police say Ashlyn told them it happened. Lt. Adam Weingartner says he didn't have anything to dispute the account.

Ad placement fail

Monday, December 21, 2009


When your kid sees it, he'll shit bricks

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Dog walks on two paws

Monday, December 21, 2009


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Drawing apes

Monday, December 21, 2009



He watched me draw with a professional interest. Every ten minutes or so he wanted me to show him how I was coming along on the sketch.


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Star Wars weather forecast

Monday, December 21, 2009


Compare the temperatures of your city with the ones from different planets from Star Wars.

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Peter Griffin painting

Monday, December 21, 2009


By Reey Whaar.

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Hook-up list on Facebook

Monday, December 21, 2009

In short: Girl rats out her sister, sister posts girl's 'hook-up' list to facebook while tagging all those on the list.


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R.I.P. Brittany Murphy

Sunday, December 20, 2009


Brittany Murphy
(November 10, 1977 - December 20, 2009)


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Dog catches huge salmon

Friday, December 18, 2009


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Kung fu monkeys beat up trainer

Friday, December 18, 2009


Kung fu monkeys turn tables on trainer:
A Chinese man who trained monkeys martial arts to entertain shoppers was shocked when they turned the tables on him.

Lo Wung's taekwondo monkeys have become a regular feature outside a shopping centre in Enshi, Hubei province, where they were trained to show off their martial arts skills on each other.

But one quick-thinking monkey saw his chance when Lo slipped - and caught him with a perfect flying kung fu kick to the head. The rest then joined in the affray.

Hu Luang, 32, who caught the incident on camera, said: "I saw one punch him in the eye - he grabbed another by the ear and it responded by grabbing his nose.

"They were leaping and jumping all over the place - it was better than a Bruce Lee film."

Lady Gaga Barbie dolls

Friday, December 18, 2009



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Drunk cross-dressing 4-year-old steals neighbors' Christmas presents

Friday, December 18, 2009

A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.
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Tee of the day

Friday, December 18, 2009


$6

Also: FFFFFFFUUUUUUU Rage Coffee Mug

Poor Joseph

Friday, December 18, 2009


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Image of the day: Ice T's wife working out

Friday, December 18, 2009


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Happy ending

Friday, December 18, 2009


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Ticklish toad

Friday, December 18, 2009

Ticklish toad is ticklish.


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50 needles inside a 2-year-old

Friday, December 18, 2009


Black magic fears as boy, 2, is hospitalised with 50 sewing needles inside his body:
Doctors in Brazil believe the needles were deliberately pushed into his body through his skin - including 17 discovered in his digestive system.

Police have launched an investigation to discover who carried out the attack amid fears the boy may have been used as part of a sinister black magic ritual.
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The ride of your life

Friday, December 18, 2009

Total Recall 3 boobs

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Sleepin'

Friday, December 18, 2009


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Internet archaeologists find ruins of 'Friendster' civilization

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Researchers conducting the Friendster excavation say the site has been deserted since the year 2005 A.D.


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Santa's gym clothes

Thursday, December 17, 2009


Or is it Karl Marx?

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Obama's cheap watch becomes a best seller

Thursday, December 17, 2009


It's a no-name (Jorg Gray) and it's pretty cheap ($325). But since Obama is wearing it, it's become a best seller. 'Cheap' watch worn by Barack Obama becomes best-seller:
The mystery surrounding the watch’s maker was solved by Jeff Stein, a civil lawyer from Atlanta, who contacted the firm to break the news.

Trevor Gnesin, the president of Jorg Gray, said: “I got a call from a contact in Germany and he said, ‘Do you know that the future president of the US is wearing your watch?’ I thought he was joking."

He told US News: "We have seen tremendous growth in 2009 with global interest in the 6500 and our other styles as the president continues to wear his Jorg Gray."

The model is now one of the best selling in the US, with hundreds of orders being received from overseas as well.
It's available, of course, on Amazon too.