Palin offered $2,000,000 for a porno

Friday, November 14, 2008

As you may or may have not heard, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was made a once-in-a-lifetime offer to play in an adult MILF film, just a couple of days after the elections this year.
Please let this writing serve as an official request. In light of the recent election results, Cezar Capone Productions would like to make you a formal offer of $2,000,000 to star in an adult "MILF" production.

I am sure you are unaware that Cezar Capone is the KING of all "MILF" films. This one time offer also guarantees that you can walk away from our beautiful set with a newer and sexier wardrobe to make up for the $150,000 worth of clothes you had to give back to the GOP.

We have taken into consideration that there may be some hesitation to star in an adult production with male talent other than your husband so we are also prepared to kick in an extra $100,000.00 for your husband Todd to star in the movie with you, along with a brand new Arctic Cat snowmobile for him to sweeten the deal.
Read the whole letter - Palin's Super MILF
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1 comentarii:

Anonymous said...

Fantastic! I'll pay for the DVD

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